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I'm about to be made redundant (it's fine). Here are the top 5 jobs I will consider taking, if offered: 1. Football Manager 2. Presenter of my own chat show 3. Criminal Mastermind 4. Ghost Hunter 5. Hereditary Peer

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If anyone calls the Man City charges 'The Pepstein Files' when I'm around, I will simply push them the fuck over x

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I don't know why they are called the far right because they are actually very wrong x

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BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Winning a rap battle with the line "you use AI", causing my opponent to catch on fire (not AI) x

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Just heard a younger person say that a particular nightclub is “very good for networking” and I think this is the new Tory legacy x

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BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I usually dislike "gotcha" humour, but this always makes me laugh so hard x

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A first for this vet as they're used to working on canines x

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"hey working class people why don't you get hooked on these and make some evil companies lots of money and then die young..." "OK, stop doing that now. You're having too much fun. You should be outside the job centre getting jobs that my friend's AI company will take off you soon"

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I think about this tweet every day x

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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If the beer they're going to sell at the football is anything like the pish they sell at gigs, it wont be the fighting you'll need to worry about, it'll be the people following through when they celebrate a goal x

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PM pledges to bring back wanking in the stands at football games. "It's unfair to make fans go 90 minutes without a tommy tank, especially as the ball is the same shape as a boob."

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Last time I saw someone trying to sell glasses this hard I was on a beach in Lanzarote x

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BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Listen, instead of using kids for county lines they should use retired people who like hiking; they can cross boundaries on foot; they carry backpacks; they fear nothing x

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No offence, but you look like if a man and a woman had a baby x

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BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Whoever invented cheese well done it's dead nice x

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BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Name a sitcom set in America. You can't. They don't exist x

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BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

IT'S HERE! Episode 42 of Reclining Pair! There's a midlands food quiz, my thoughts (all 8,926 of them) on Alice & Steve, Blue Monkey beer (Notts) and their charity beer for the "Our Dementia Choir." LOCAL NEWS and my bedside lamps! Get it where you get your usual podcasts x

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BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Yesterday I had to meet people in a professional setting, 0/10. Do not recommend x

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BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

One of my favourite podcasts, so I was absolutely buzzin’ to be asked back x

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BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

No offence, but you look like if a man and a woman had a baby x

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BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

For breakfast today I've had 2 pieces of toast, 3 squares of Galaxy chocolate, 2 oat milk coffees, a banana (for health), and 2 left over veggie sausages like a little fat Tudor baby x

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“Victoria, now tell Toby Young you reckon Rory Stewart could batter him” x

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"Coming up on Newsnight; PinkPantheress performs her new single, we see if Alison Hammond can beat the Orbotron, and a family from Milton Keynes could win a 2-week all-inclusive holiday to Cape Verde" x

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Like, why don't the English just invade Piddington and claim it back? Send in the royals on horseback x

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"I'm making Piddington Referendum Jam" x

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BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I don't think I would like to be a footballer. It's basically human trafficking x

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If I won an Omaze house I’d turn it into a vape shop x

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BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Piddington Community Choir are supporting Ed Sheeran on tour x

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Fantastic weekend for the duality of women in sport. Yes, we can be sexy and yes, we shit ourselves x

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James Austin @jamesdaustin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

There is.... a lot going on here.

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BritCom Goes to the Movies @britcomgoes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

It's just over a month before we return with our new series! But before that, we have another special episode about the forgotten Rob Brydon vehicle from 2004, Director's Commentary with returning guests @alisondennison.bsky.social and @deathofbuckley.bsky.social It's out Friday, subscribe now!

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BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

If I won an Omaze house I’d turn it into a vape shop x

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BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I reckon I could have got into Eton. I just don't think I would have been happy there x

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BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I saw the Bayeux Tapestry in 2007, bet they've added loads to it since then x

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The face you pull when you open an empty birthday card from your tight Nan x

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Why does MrBeast look like he learnt how to smile by watching someone draw a mouth with an Etch-a-Sketch? x

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Listen, instead of using kids for county lines they should use retired people who like hiking; they can cross boundaries on foot; they carry backpacks; they fear nothing x

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BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Just thinking about the time when I had to have my picture taken for a school visit and it made me look like an alcoholic who'd just been let out of a police cell x

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If everyone just quit their jobs at the same time I reckon we could all get away with it x

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