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Savascha

@savascha.bsky.social
2.7K followers 3.8K following 5.7K posts

Yet another middle aged non-binary person. Not a girl, they/them. Queer as in fuck you. Utahn in Switzerland. PFP by @slimemildred.bsky.social

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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 1h
Please, I NEED to look like this everyday 😭
A street fashion photo taken from chest level. Three people stand in a row, all wearing incredible all black clothes. Left with a long white goatee beard, wearing baggy pants a fitted military style jacket, over a loose black shirt, he has a go fast cap, round glasses and black construction style boots. Middle has a shorter goatee beard, wearing wide legged mid length cargo pants with deep pockets, a buttoned hip length vest over long sleeved shirt, hi top sneakers, and a long silver chain necklace, slouchy cap. Right is clean shaven, wide legged black hakama influenced ankle length pants, long, loose fitted button down shirt, and a light blazer, laced dress shoes of a kind with patent finish, wide flat brimmed hat.
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 2h
Somebody you only know from the internet thought about you today. Not me though, who are you people?
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Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 3h
Sexy singles in your area are frail but feral little things running in packs under a darkened sky. You feel hundreds of pairs of eyes lock onto you as they find your trail. The hunt has begun.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 7h
Limerence would be an ugly name for a girl actually
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 30/09/2026
how it feels reposting posts that are doing bad
the cue card guy from shrek with a sheepish look on his face while holding a blue and white sign that reads “laugh”. theres a hooded henchman behind him
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah, I know where you'll be. On my last fucking nerve
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Memes For Freaks™ @memesforfreaks.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Happy Kinktober
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 20h
The beings that haunt me, the ghost of the past; performing the Heimlich maneuver on myself, the ghost of the current; slipping on the stairs, the ghost of the future; broken hip for no good reason
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 20h
‘Oh god, please don’t acknowledge what we both just experienced,’ I seem to say
A (not very old) senior citizen actor is sprawled on the floor, holding onto a drawer and a bed, it’s the “help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up,” ad image
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SteveP 🇨🇦 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
But have you tried laying awake and catastrophizing about it? 😬
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 21h
You know, you’re really never too old to trip going up the stairs in front of someone, and then slide down a few on your ass
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 21h
You know, you’re really never too old to trip going up the stairs in front of someone, and then slide down a few on your ass
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s punk rock to care, actually
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Jane @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
After they taught a slice of brain to play the piano I’m feeling pretty bad about myself
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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Go fuck yourself (seductively)
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My communication style is Cryptid sighting
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You know what we don’t do enough anymore? Big harvest festival orgies. No one wants to put on the animal mask to dance around the fire for the delight and edification of the village matriarchs. Instead, it’s all avocado toast and tiktoks.
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My communication style is Cryptid sighting
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Jack of all trades, master of none? Yes, I have ADHD too
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I enjoy watching people experience my pain medication tolerance first hand. Goes from concerned to cynical, then shocked, dismayed, and then some of them get a little pumped like, “wow, let’s see how hard we can ride this.” The relief healthcare workers get from me reaching my threshold is hilarious
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ɢʀᴇᴇɴʜᴏʀɴ ꜰᴏᴏᴛᴘᴀᴅ @colourmode.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
i need to be the most fuckable esoteric bitch on the patient portal
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Got my slash and burn surgery done 🤘🏻
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Next week I get to have a surgery where they use a tiny spoon to scrape all over one of my organs and then burn it with electricity and I think that’s metal as fuck
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こま9さい @2buan.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Clean body, clean sheets, dirty thoughts
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Why must I be cursed to love what hurts me [cheesecake]??!
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
One of the shitty things about the racist and anti-lgbtq extremist direction of this administration (and all those like them) is people and corporations quit celebrating, or even supporting, marginalized people to avoid 'trouble.' Fuck trouble. Fuck bigots. Raise your voice.
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be Proud Boys
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 19/12/2025
Tbh everyone is a cat to me until I meet them in person.
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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Omg what if I had prosciutto right now can you even imagine
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Helped hamburgers help hamburgers
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feeb | yuritober!! @magicmooshka.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
it’s come to my attention that my tumblr post has been crossposted to bluesky, so I’m posting it on my account here #AntiAI #GenAI
recently my friend's comics professor told her that it's acceptable to use gen AI for script-writing but not for art, since a machine can't generate meaningful artistic work. meanwhile, my sister's screenwriting professor said that they can use gen AI for concept art and visualization, but that it won't be able to generate a script that's any good. and at my job, it seems like each department says that AI can be useful in every field except the one that they know best.

It's only ever the jobs we're unfamiliar with that we assume can be replaced with automation. The more attuned we are with certain processes, crafts, and occupations, the more we realize that gen AI will never be able to provide a suitable replacement. The case for its existence relies on our ignorance of the work and skill required to do everything we don't.
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Just remembered out of nowhere that my mom was the office assistant to Pons and Fleischmann when they were running their cold fusion “experiments” and I got to look in the lab once. All I saw was a crockpot hooked up to a bunch of machines and was like, uh oh.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I wait for them to notice like a buried lede.
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Evan Dorkin @evandorkin.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
This is the first time Scott Adams made me laugh.
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Oh no, oh god, @rstevens.bsky.social, I missed your birthday by a day! I’m so ashamed, our streak is broken! Annnnyway, happy belated dude
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
You know what’s cool? Discovering you can still do the splits at age 46! You know what’s less cool? Discovering you can do it by slipping in the mud, in a field, in the middle of the night, just trying to walk your fucking dog.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 04/01/2026
Things could be worse [threatening]
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
in the mood to be hugged for an entire day, maybe a whole week
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I pierced my septum, so it’s gonna get lit in my comment section! Has anything ever decided what the “theory” about septum rings actually is?
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Merry belated Christmas, people in my phone. I forgot to get you anything. ✌🏻
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Pray for me 🙏🏻 There’s nothing wrong me with me, I’m just starting a new sports anime
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RXSarsparilla formerly Hell's Belle🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
somebody bring me my fuzzy socks and the good pharmaceuticals
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
This delights me so much every year
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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Me: read it again but this time do the voices Priest: Whole Congregation: VOICES! 👏VOICES! 👏VOICES!👏
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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif
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a man in a suit and hat stands in front of a woman
Alt: Scene from A Room With a View; Julian Sands’ character wearing a tan suit watches Helena Bonham Carter’s character stomp past him, wearing a white lacy outfit and her long brown hair in a braid. When she passes, he sticks a piece of straw in his mouth and leans back, admiring her
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
i hate the player AND the game (solitaire)
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