iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 6m

billion dollar idea: a horse crossed with a wiener dog so more than one person can ride comfortably and also if you fall off it's not very far to the ground

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Greg Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 23h

What base is it when your Ai girlfriend disables the cooling fans on the 27 GPUs you use to keep her alive?

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 1h

i see trump has brought up his uncle again

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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 1h

cocktober. it’s like october but for cocks

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 2h

new reality show called “dancing on the stars” and the premise is we launch people into the sun

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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 2h

Maybe October will be ours

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trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · 20h

flaring my nostrils because i’m having a good nose hair day

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 3h

Broke up with my medieval bf because he said I should ‘write a tapestry about it’ in an argument

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 3h

saw someone filming a “london is FINISHED” video on tottenham court road and considered doing a giggly little skip as i passed by in the background but tbh the bloke was massive

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 6h

When you get off the bus it's customary to say to the driver "You appeared to me in my dream as a shimmering resplendent tower of light and in that moment I knew that everything was going to be okay"

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 6h

Don’t say I never gave you anything. *gives you the ick*

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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 6h

in retrospect, we probably should’ve unionized during the posters strike

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 18h

there are no bangers only zuul

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 6h

stephen, i am a father, to two teenagers i don’t think i can make it any clearer than that

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 6h

did you post this ages ago and delete it? because this was one of the posts i used to cite when i was trying to explain how much better bsky was than twitter back in 2023ish

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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 7h

For National Poetry Day, another favourite of mine and brother, Ginsberg knew what he was talking about.

Howl By Allan Ginsberg
Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine
Gotta, gotta be down, because I want it all
It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
Now I'm falling asleep and she's calling a cab
While he's having a smoke and she's taking a drag
Now they're going to bed and my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head, but she's touching his
Chest now, he takes off her
Dress now, let me go
And I just can't look, it's killing me
They're taking control

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 16h

ME: there is no "i" in "the beholder" therefore beauty does not exist SOCRATES: holy shit

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 7h

i used ai to improve leonard cohen's work now there are no cracks in it, and there's none of that irritating light getting in anywhere!

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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 8h

omg it's October we're allowed to feed the birds again from birdfeeders aren't we, helloooooo tiny shitheads prepare for FEASTS

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 8h

what are fraternities even for?

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 8h

I assure you they ARE talking about it. I know because I had a post about it go viral elsewhere and there was a deluge of comments from men demanding I provide EVIDENCE that these seven fellas did ANYTHING wrong. Some of them call me a bitch and a cunt. #JustProtectingWomenStuff

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You know who isn't talking about the Cornell 7?
The same ones who wanted to
"protect" girls in sports and women in bathrooms.

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 9h

i loved that office - all the producers in their own space around a central hub, so if you needed a break you could stick your head out of your door and witness bret and jemaine’s producer going absolutely mental as they failed to deliver him scripts

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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 13h

Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.

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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Just keep having visions of some poor fucker getting psychosis when his spotify plays an AI knock off of Mr Brightside but it features his name and personal details about his life he accidentally shared with a bot

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Someone at work once asked me what my guilty pleasure was and I immediately shot back “pleasure never makes me feel guilty.” I’ve seldom felt cooler than I did in that moment. Literally one minute later I tripped on an extension cord and hit my head on a whiteboard in front of the entire office

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Daniel 🎮 @poordanrichard.com · 23h

Every day I ask myself if I need a little treat. You’ll never believe the answer.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 10h

The word "Shrek" does not appear in the constitution, rendering it an imperfect document

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 17h

the blue posts is in fitzrovia, not soho

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 17h

jeffrey barnard is disgusted

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 17h

i was drinking in soho so this would be an issue for me

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 17h

he seemed astonished to be accused of slurring his words. which, of course, he slurred

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 17h

tonight i saw a soho pub kick someone out for being drunk which is a) totally legal, and b) so incredibly rare that i’m pretty sure it’s the first time i’ve ever seen it happen

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 17h

i remember @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social and his script editor carl cooper coming up with fake constitucies in the bbc rle dept, including timothy west and oliver north…

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PadRock @padrock.bsky.social · 18h

(Bolts upright at 3 AM) If someone mislabeled their data during a presentation on African wildlife it would be a giraffe graph gaffe

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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 18h

we need a ramsey bolton of the left

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 18h

due to a mix-up in sky’s pr department, i’m now watching a drama where michael gove acrimoniously divorces dominic west while sienna miller nukes russia

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 18h

Imagine getting conquested by Norman.

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 22h

Infinite personalized music on Suno means I get to spend less time trying to find something to listen to, and dedicate more time to being a massive piece of shit

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 23h

the best eight pints i’ve had this year

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Unlimited texting was great when phone companies first offered it. Now people break up one sentence into 17 messages and I want each text to cost a dollar

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phil @philjamesson.com · 30/09/2026

as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 30/09/2026

oh like an intervention

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 30/09/2026

normally a good guess but i’m going into soho later

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 30/09/2026

nearly half to a third of the way there already

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A WEREWOLF WHO TURNS ON THE WAXING CRESCENT MOON: Haha guys i just realized what tonight is and we kinda need to solve this escape room faster

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 30/09/2026

i am going to drink two to three pints of beer on the south bank and none of you bastards can stop me

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 30/09/2026

yeah but remember that elon musk pays people to play games for him. these people don’t enjoy life, they are just padding their stats.

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 19/06/2024

I used fingers an AI skeet generator fingers to write this fingers and I don’t think you can fingers tell.

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