Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 3mA troll commented on a video I posted on Instagram with "another lefty comedian who just does activism instead of comedy" and the video was me singing Ultravox's Vienna but at the end of the video I go "this means nothing to me, ohhhh Viennetta" and show a photo of a Viennetta. 1340
Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 17mHe's talking about this more and more since his brain became noticeably soup and it's a nice insight in to how much Trump 1.0, a president who had something resembling a filter, feared tripping over. 15012
Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 1hHi I was going to come to your party but unfortunately an anonymous account with eight followers called me “Snooze Kempner” so now I have to stay in and cry 😢 01100
Reposted by Sooz KempnerSarah E. Bond @sarahebond.bsky.social · 18hI’ve seen friends and even fellow professors saying “well, in her original statement” about the Cornell 7 case. But the truth is that Jane Doe called it rape, then Cornell “condensed” the report, and sent it to the district attorney. Why omit the part where she said she was raped while “condensing”?nytimes.comStatement Written by Police in Cornell Assault Case Omitted Her Claim She Was RapedDocuments obtained by The New York Times show that the campus police at Cornell University sent a condensed statement to a prosecutor, who then declined to bring charges. 612235
Reposted by Sooz KempnerSooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'm on this week's episode of Evil Men and it's the first in a two-parter about Joe Rogan! My feet didn't touch the ground sitting on the studio couch. Literally. None of these men are very tall. I should be taller. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hkl-...youtube.comE249: Joe Rogan with Sooz Kempner Pt. 1YouTube video by Evil Men Podcast 0373
Reposted by Sooz KempnerBladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 2hZack Polanski said today he would unban Palestine Action, call the Genocide in Gaza Genocide, and end support to Israel. You can vote for him on the 8th October in the Holborn and St Pancras by-election. 314663
Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 10hI read this last night and have considered delivering the entire thing as Liza coz that seems to be a good way of consuming the jabberings of Trump. 0545
Reposted by Sooz KempnerLis Power @lispower.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Fox News is honing in on the enemy ... and it's ... Ms. Rachel? 2995173722
Reposted by Sooz KempnerJames Ross @jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A mere week and a half to go before next QL w/ @soozuk.bsky.social Luke Rollason, Enrico Touché, Marc Salmon and Verity Sharpe. We're about half sold so there'll definitely be tickets if you grab now. 10th Oct! Pay what you like, BYOB and a lovely time! www.ticketsource.com/quantum-leop...ticketsource.com"Quantum Leopard S11E06 w/ SOOZ KEMPNER" at BOLD ElephantTickets are now available for Quantum Leopard S11E06 w/ SOOZ KEMPNER at BOLD Elephant, London on Saturday 10th October 2026 at 8:00PM. Click the link for further information and to secure your tickets... 042
Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'm on this week's episode of Evil Men and it's the first in a two-parter about Joe Rogan! My feet didn't touch the ground sitting on the studio couch. Literally. None of these men are very tall. I should be taller. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hkl-...youtube.comE249: Joe Rogan with Sooz Kempner Pt. 1YouTube video by Evil Men Podcast 0373
Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026John Mann is a DANGER. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmXu...youtube.comI Went To Labour Conference. It Descended Into MadnessYouTube video by Owen Jones 0285
Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Was driving home from a late night gig I was less than a mile from home and my car was making...a noise. It felt a bit like it was shaking and there was a horrible grinding noise. UH OH! Turned out it was rear tyre puncture PHEW! I told the guy who did my tyre "I was lucky, I drove for nearly a mile 1370
Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I have the opposite of Daddy Issues. I have Daddy Miss Yous! Haha. 1531
Reposted by Sooz KempnerSooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 30/01/2026The greatest tweet I ever tweeted. Just showed it to @mbalazo.bsky.social who said "....impenetrable" coz he's not cool like us. 1925122
Reposted by Sooz Kempnerflyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Like I say: the lads had a blast pleasing themselves and fucking around but it’s now time to grow up and be Sensible. Back in your lanes, everyone. 1110823
Reposted by Sooz KempnerNoah Fisk || 📌 || 45/500 (M&P) @noahfisk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"wait and see" my trans siblings are dying & have been dying preventable deaths. miss me with this pile of horseshit. caring about people is the bare minimum, and you can't even accomplish that much without projecting your own insecurites about "perfectionism" onto others. 1739
Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I don't think Wes Streeting et al would give a standing ovation to anyone they thought would actually enact a socialist overhaul of the UK. I have evidence called: everything that's happened for the past decade. 129142
Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I assure you they ARE talking about it. I know because I had a post about it go viral elsewhere and there was a deluge of comments from men demanding I provide EVIDENCE that these seven fellas did ANYTHING wrong. Some of them call me a bitch and a cunt. #JustProtectingWomenStuff 0587104
Reposted by Sooz KempnerLadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home 1224540613
Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026People in the comments can’t wait to throw in a joke about it being shit music even though Macklemore has a ton of bangers and they probably only know Thrift Shop anyway which is a TOTAL banger. Also, Can’t Hold Us is fucking incredible. 0716
Reposted by Sooz KempnerKara Jane Adams @ghostinexile.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"Pretty soon AI will be able to make entire movies" Motherfucker AI can't even figure out where to place ads in a YouTube video. Not even on posts of traditional broadcast content that still has the intros and outros for fucking ad breaks. 412217
Reposted by Sooz KempnerJoel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’ve seen the pitch document for The Day Today and it’s about a paragraph long. I paraphrase but: “This show worked brilliantly on the radio and we know what we’re doing.” A world in which that is a viable pitch document is something that we surrendered without a fight, which is so sad. 312020
Reposted by Sooz KempnerDr Han-kenstein 🖤🩶🤍💜🇵🇸 @tooriekep.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What's that? Wizard Thatcher has said fuck all about those 57 scrotes at Cornell Uni?static.klipy.comVladimir Brichta: Pretends to Be Shocked in NovelaAlt: Vladimir Brichta: Pretends to Be Shocked in Novela 3397
Reposted by Sooz KempnerHT4Ecosocialism @ht4ecosocialism.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"For decades, electorates have been mis-sold a fanatical ideology: the prerogatives of the private sector must override the collective interest, and anything less is tantamount to Stalinism"theguardian.comThe Fall of the West by Owen Jones review – a bracing history of the changing world orderA journalist charts a quarter century of geopolitical hubris and economic overreach 719797
Reposted by Sooz KempnerSlurms MacKrueger @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026en.wikipedia.orgJizz Hornkamp - Wikipedia 6412
Reposted by Sooz KempnerMichael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“Hello, police? I’d like to report a slightly sad story.” 3717
Reposted by Sooz Kempnera rare photo of sean connery signed by roger moore @steamedhamms.bsky.social · 29/09/2026what 95313
Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Keep seeing posts on Facebook and Insta about the incredible billion dollar box office the Michael Jackson biopic achieved and the tone is "case closed😎" like he can't possibly have been a child rapist coz his hagiographic fluff piece made a bunch of money. 122319
Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026oh sweet this rocks very cool from the president who does NOT look absolutely fucken knackered 1654
Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026THERE'S AN AD FOR TULLEY'S SHOCKTOBER FEST AT THE ENGLAND V CZECHIA MATCH! I swear there is! Why are they advertising my local farm-based fright night in an international football match in Prague! 0180
Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Nobody, not a single Labour leader EVER, has ever suggested socialist stuff before and The Duntmeister General is EXCITED! 11588
Reposted by Sooz KempnerMetal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If you saw this post before, let's just say if I ever meet the person who thought it was a good idea to make autocorrect change words you typed 10+ seconds after you typed them, when you are on the next sentence, I will go to prison for what I do. 1355
Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Look, guys, if the dangerous terrorist boat people from Iran etc DO turn out to have just been some chancers trying to nick some poorly-guarded diesel they should never let Farage forget it. Every interview just asking him about his crime money and the Diesel boys he said were boat guys on a loop. 010414
Reposted by Sooz KempnerDisney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Digger (2026) 432861
Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I know that people don’t actually think Musk fixed the election for Kamala to lose using his magic satellites coz if they did they would be filled with despair about the upcoming midterms. 1354
Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m a feminist but the lady in Billy Joel’s Always A Woman sounds like a total nightmare. 0714
Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Being told "YOU CAN HOPE AGAIN" by Andy Burnham on a day when my usually bottomless supply of hope has run dry as hell has depressed me further. I don't believe things get better. 0855
Reposted by Sooz KempnerMatt Holland Author Dot Com @gallaethamatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"You're all cultists, unlike me who regurgitates all my opinions from Alistair Campbell and James O'Brien." 1357
Reposted by Sooz KempnerMatt Holland Author Dot Com @gallaethamatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Quants, lib dems, and Labour briefcases are so funny because they'll storm into your mentions shrieking about how wrong you are, then they'll have AI generate some incorrect figures, then they'll post a gif of someone going cross-eyed, then they'll start talking about how rude everyone is 1488
Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Yeah what on EARTH happened there? I assumed everyone was applauding but the audio feed had failed...then the applause sort of meandered in. Very odd moment. 0170
Reposted by Sooz KempnerMic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Electoral reform sounds great but like so many things in this speech, you can get absolutely murdered by the details. The number of people who are just clapping at the jangling of keys today is as depressing as ever. 107712
Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"Hillary and Kamala warned us, nobody listened" is so funny coz....what, they warned us Trump would be absolute shit? Wow, who could possibly have seen that coming, not us, that's for sure! 1584
Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Danny Tommo is such a wannabe American. We think being Christian X-Treme is weird in the UK. It's why our Prime Ministers don't lean hard in to the god stuff even if they're a big churchbrain. 018128
Reposted by Sooz KempnerPodcasting is Praxis @praxiscast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026lol, he's sticking to the fiscal rules. So anything written above, especially wrt to spending, is subject to ??? and especially gilt interest rate This is the escape hatch clause for genuinely everything in this speech 1376
Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Andy Burnham just said "thank you Keir for our historic victory" and just fuck off, all of you, how am I supposed to buy any of this shit? 118020
Reposted by Sooz KempnerPodcasting is Praxis @praxiscast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We're gonna stop doomscrolling on our phone it seems, and believe in hope You will pry the phone and posting out of my cold dead hands, Mr. Burnham 1291