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Don Ford, Voice of Fantasy and Adventure

@donfordvoice.bsky.social
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Mathematician, voice actor, atheist, and owner of “Club Swank.”* Occasional contributor to Puzzle in a Thunderstorm podcasts, and Everyone’s Favorite Internet Uncle™︎ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 __ *the living room when we turn the lights down and enjoy recreational substances

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
cop: license and registration please me: (hands him uno reverse card) license and registration please cop: ah man
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 11/01/2025
Me, running through this so fast just to see if I end up in a fae realm
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Im fighting the AI war on the side of drugs
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phyphor @phyphor.one-dash.org · 04/10/2026
Nome is right and this post gives me the opportunity to, yet again, remind everyone that the first scientific establishment to be destroyed by the Nazis was research into trans people. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Institu...
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Institut für Sexualwissenschaft - Wikipedia
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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There's garbage in the water. There's poison in the sky. I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die
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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
On the bright side, it was the first time in weeks he didn't think about how much his knee hurt.
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Don Ford, Voice of Fantasy and Adventure @donfordvoice.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
TINA TURNER: 🎶 You’re simply the best Better than all the rest 🎶 AUTISTIC RECORD EXEC HIGH ON COCAINE: “Aren’t we worried people are going to find these lyrics redundant?”
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 02/10/2026
in my culture it’s customary to stop at the fridge for a temporary snack on the way to the pantry for a long term snack
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Don Ford, Voice of Fantasy and Adventure @donfordvoice.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The curse of living in a “mid” city: Monster cereals only in September, Shamrock shakes only in February.
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don’t need fuck you money but it would be nice to stop having fuck me money
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
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Don Ford, Voice of Fantasy and Adventure @donfordvoice.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I made it to 10:30, lol
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
simon says destroy all evildoers
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Don Ford, Voice of Fantasy and Adventure @donfordvoice.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Man, Club Swank is extending hours tonight!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everyone involved in this process — including the Palantir employees — have to be investigated and probably go to jail.
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In the 80s, smoking was considered an inheritance.
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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
[looking in the mirror] ugh i look more like age against the machine
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
amazon prime should make a button that customers can push that will, at any time, any location, make jeff bezos's pants immediately fall down
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you gotta be super careful when summoning demons cuz you mispronounce one word and things get weird
A gigantic inflatable duckling sits in a dark suburban backyard. A fire burns in the foreground.
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The year is 2096. In a dimly-lit facility, deep below the rubble of a society left in ruins by the hubris of heartless men, a lab tech punches a code into a dusty keypad. A cryogenic suspension pod door creaks open. “October first?” asks its occupant. The technician nods. “October first, Billie Joe”
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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it’s so unfair that i have to compete against people with motivation
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you like piña coladas go make a batch what do you need an engraved invitation
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Jimmy L 📚 @jimmylabe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If there's one thing I can't stand it's the universe.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
yeah, but see the problem is i don’t believe in hell so i’m going to need these people to suffer now
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I constantly have to remind myself that I don't have to try to be likeable, I can just be myself and if people like me cool and if not that's fine too
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Don Ford, Voice of Fantasy and Adventure @donfordvoice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It would be so much easier to make myself write the novel that’s sitting in my head if I knew I already had an audience for it.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AI companies made an imaginary friend who you talk to all day and are addicted to and now they can pitch big clients on "hey we got all these people on the hook and can push them to buy your product or vote for your guy and they'll trust the message because it's coming from their friend"
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
most of the calls I've seen for suspended gasoline taxes are coming from republicans funny how they blame states for high prices via the fuel taxes which provide funds to maintain infrastructure but they don't blame the fat spray-tanned cunt who started a useless war in the middle east
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? 

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
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Don Ford, Voice of Fantasy and Adventure @donfordvoice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The only thing I don’t like about the ratchet-style belts/buckles is that you don’t get the emotional rush of going up or down a notch.
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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 01/10/2026
abolish all centralized political power structures globally. hierarchy is the organizational control structure of patriarchy vaccinate your kids ffs capitalism is the deathweapon of white supremacy Cops suck, fuck ICE The destruction of Palestine is a permanent bloodstain on human history
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 01/10/2026
if you want to know the true state of AI, look at Yahoo mail these days. I had an email there for 20 years, first it was ads. I used a good adblock. it is so insane now I had to switch. when Queen of the rut is fed up and changes, you're beyond regular terrible.
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Don Ford, Voice of Fantasy and Adventure @donfordvoice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I should have had a salad for lunch. I realize that now.
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Don Ford, Voice of Fantasy and Adventure @donfordvoice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
SAT: Gary Numan : Gary Oldman :: Randy Newman : _______________ A. Randy Rainbow B. Randy Oldman C. Paul Newman D. Gary Busey
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Don Ford, Voice of Fantasy and Adventure @donfordvoice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Anyone know of a hobby that prints money, rather than costing it? Because I could really use that right now.
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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
give me either a dunk tank or a kissing booth. coffins at funerals are played tf out
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Bob Ballentine @raballentine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One huge problem with AI is that it was designed to have the ethics of a billionaire
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Don Ford, Voice of Fantasy and Adventure @donfordvoice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Impostor Syndrome blows. MY BRAIN: “You don’t do anything well enough to get paid for just doing that thing.” ME: “I’m literally paid to do voices for a podcast every month.” MY BRAIN: “Nuh uh.”
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Don Ford, Voice of Fantasy and Adventure @donfordvoice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ve started adding Community Notes to my WebEx conversations, as a way to get extra jokes in. Like alt text, but for work.
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 01/10/2026
ME (not a fool): i think the baby is asleep, i’ll put her down now BABY: you fool ME (a fool): ah beans
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thursday, I don’t care about you
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Don Ford, Voice of Fantasy and Adventure @donfordvoice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Time-sharing the libs, because they took my pied-à-terre.
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Don Ford, Voice of Fantasy and Adventure @donfordvoice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“What if we could have TWO superusers logged in at the same time?” I ask, aware of the ramifications, but also pissed because John hogs the connection time every single day.
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Don Ford, Voice of Fantasy and Adventure @donfordvoice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Another day working in the data mines.
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Mollz (ballz) @dopestatistics.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just like I learned no amount of drugs would fix my own pain, no amount of state cruelty will fix it either. Nothing does. Nothing brings the dead back. It does not bring the person back.
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Don Ford, Voice of Fantasy and Adventure @donfordvoice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This morning’s Song in Don’s Head: “Blame Canada,” from _South Park: the Movie (Bigger, Longer, and Uncut)_
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Reavyn @reavyn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Money can't buy happiness" was the rich gaslighting poor people. Money can absolutely make life so much easier, which makes more room for happiness to have a chance.
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Odd Future Wolfgang Pauli @ofwp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Money can't buy happiness is kind of like "all lives matter" in that it's obviously true in the most banal sense possible but it's only ever stated by people who have never experienced meaningful poverty
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