Jimmy L 📚 @jimmylabe.bsky.social · 19hI read lips. I'm working my way through the complete lips of Shakespeare. 000
Jimmy L 📚 @jimmylabe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If there's one thing I can't stand it's the universe. 0106
Jimmy L 📚 @jimmylabe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Tennessee death row inmate Christa Pike receiving medical care after 2nd failed execution by lethal injection At a press conference, Blue Cross said it expects to finish her off with the bill. 000
Jimmy L 📚 @jimmylabe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Smart air fryers don't let their friends drive drunk. 011
Jimmy L 📚 @jimmylabe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I watched a podcast: Three Psychologists On Trump. What a letdown! They weren't actually on him. 010
Jimmy L 📚 @jimmylabe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026those are not intrusive, negative thoughts. they are my relatives. i don't revisit my trauma. i visit my mauma. 010
Reposted by Jimmy L 📚Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 15/09/2026[Running with scissors] fuck, this is exhausting. 015470
Reposted by Jimmy L 📚Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 02/09/2026If you start playing with my hair, the first thing I am going to do is ask how you got into my house 1112119
Reposted by Jimmy L 📚it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 27/08/2026we just sneezed while coughing and we think we saw the eternal mirror through which all souls are reflected across the universes 3131
Reposted by Jimmy L 📚A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 24/08/2026My sex tape is just flip booking the doodled deed in thecorners of a notebook. I can adjust the speed, and I do all the sound effects. 310448
Jimmy L 📚 @jimmylabe.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I lost my sense of smell from covid and there's research indicating that people who lose their sense of smell are more likely to develop memory issues. So maybe I didn't lose my sense of smell. Maybe it's with my keys, wherever they are. 151
Jimmy L 📚 @jimmylabe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I agreed to solicit the Democrats' biggest donors, but only because I thought they said "big stoners." 000
Reposted by Jimmy L 📚MRSPOURS @mrspours.bsky.social · 17/08/20262026 MN State Fair Crop Art entry. "last Day in the Park With Quinoa". Wish me luck. 6628
Jimmy L 📚 @jimmylabe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I lost my parents when I was seven but I was on foot so they caught up. 050
Jimmy L 📚 @jimmylabe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026HEALTH NEWS Results of a study that followed 140,000 people for 40 years show that those who continuously reported drinking 3-4 cups of coffee or tea per day had a lower incidence of dementia. This proves what doctors have long suspected: reporting is good for your health. 000
Reposted by Jimmy L 📚Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 12/08/2026If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like: 93142893816
Jimmy L 📚 @jimmylabe.bsky.social · 12/08/2026We Democrats are having an important debate. Is shooting ourselves in the left foot going too far, or should we play it safe and shoot ourselves in the right foot? 020
Jimmy L 📚 @jimmylabe.bsky.social · 11/08/2026it takes so much caffeine to get me out the door that i have to spread it out over six or seven days. 022
Jimmy L 📚 @jimmylabe.bsky.social · 08/08/2026After the world ends, can we get back to making jokes? 042
Jimmy L 📚 @jimmylabe.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Faced with a deadline to produce the unredacted Epstein files before a judge, Blanche has sworn under oath that his dog ate it. 030
Jimmy L 📚 @jimmylabe.bsky.social · 06/08/2026we were holding hands for a séance when the police burst in and confiscated them as evidence. 041
Reposted by Jimmy L 📚A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I know I parked like an asshole, but I didn’t want to disturb the parking lot pigeon. 18035
Reposted by Jimmy L 📚🎃🎃 Hel-LOU-ween 🎃🎃 @louiseankers.bsky.social · 29/07/2026The Waste Land or bust 162
Reposted by Jimmy L 📚weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Overnight Oats are an easy way to start your day with something cold and clammy, a textural nightmare, a sensory prop labeled "iced brains" in a haunted house 582086239
Jimmy L 📚 @jimmylabe.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I asked google AI: How far does diarrhea have to travel to be considered explosive? google AI said: To all the greatest martial artists in the world till one agrees to teach it the secret, for diarrhea cannot accomplish this great task alone. 041
Reposted by Jimmy L 📚💚💾 (more active elsewhere) @laurenlookslost.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I’m sapphic but The seminal classic George of the Jungle definitely opened several doors in my brain 2103
Jimmy L 📚 @jimmylabe.bsky.social · 24/07/2026trump is making the whole world walk the plank. America first. 093
Jimmy L 📚 @jimmylabe.bsky.social · 21/07/2026AI will take over the world and send killer robots back in time to take good-paying jobs away from hard-working American killers. 030
Jimmy L 📚 @jimmylabe.bsky.social · 21/07/2026The government has apologized to Taylor Farms but Trump still insists they were 2 weeks away from having a nuclear weapon. 050
Reposted by Jimmy L 📚Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 20/07/2026It’s been a year since Donald Trump slashed SNAP funding in his “Big Beautiful Bill.” Here’s how many people have lost food assistance so far. 1111144644
Reposted by Jimmy L 📚Grampa Jody @jodywagner.bsky.social · 20/07/2026A Positive News Story of the Day. 🥰 @cuppaoptimism.bsky.social @char2025.bsky.social @grateful-1.bsky.social @imnotapu2.bsky.social @jandee924.bsky.social @badgerbleu2.bsky.social @lucagalletti.bsky.social @6cats4adomino.bsky.socialgoodnewsnetwork.orgPigeon Walks Up to Firefighters Who Offer Oxygen to ‘Clear its Lungs’Video footage of Oakland Firefighters giving oxygen to a pigeon following a car fire has gone viral on social media. 76617
Jimmy L 📚 @jimmylabe.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Researcher studying alcohol consumption issues stark warning: last call. 030
Jimmy L 📚 @jimmylabe.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Face The Nation: Trump border czar says "I think body cameras are the way to go" after deadly ICE shootings. Next month: Innocent Citizen Beaten To Death With Body Camera 021
Reposted by Jimmy L 📚Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 18/07/2026My mom says never to count how many people don't like me but how will I know when there's enough to trade for a giant who doesn't like me 311663
Reposted by Jimmy L 📚korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 16/07/2026My therapist said I needed more unstructured play. Now I’m stuck in a drainage pipe. 0116
Jimmy L 📚 @jimmylabe.bsky.social · 16/07/2026first the sea shells were threatening his life. now he's giving a speech about clams of voter fraud spread by the proud bogs. 021
Reposted by Jimmy L 📚Jimmy L 📚 @jimmylabe.bsky.social · 07/06/2026The new Terminator film takes place in 2026. A soldier is sent from the future to find and protect a child who will someday save us. The soldier is arrested by ICE and deported. The killer robot is defective and gets hired as AG. Our child saviour has a string of viral YouTube videos with her otter. 041
Reposted by Jimmy L 📚SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 16/07/2026My dog hid my bong. I can't really blame him. He must be tired of me telling him that Jimi Hendrix is a God. 0112
Jimmy L 📚 @jimmylabe.bsky.social · 15/07/2026The president assured Republican leaders that the war will be wrapped up well before the election, unless the Iranians escalate attacks in the Strait of Tonkin. 151
Jimmy L 📚 @jimmylabe.bsky.social · 13/07/2026We may have worked on opposite sides of the firing squad, but he was always warm and collegial. 141
Jimmy L 📚 @jimmylabe.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Like Mom always said, you have to aim high if you want to get high. 000
Jimmy L 📚 @jimmylabe.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I never knew there's a cat competition with an obstacle course and gymnastics. The cats compete at watching it. 031
Jimmy L 📚 @jimmylabe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I really have to compliment Google AI. It's so bad, it's like talking to a human. 020
