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@deeks549.bsky.social
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 2h
People keep telling me I should write a book, and I just think about how I can barely commit to putting laundry away.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 13h
Ghosts in movies are stupid. If I was a ghost I'd be on a beach in St Thomas, but they're just like "Let's stay here and move pots and pans"
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Beavis's Iconic Dance from Beavis and Butt-Head
ALT: Beavis's Iconic Dance from Beavis and Butt-Head
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'd happily follow your spicy alts. Show me how you shake that pelvis!
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
few visitors this afternoon for October 🖤
monarch butterfly on a reddish orange zinnia
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
For Halloween, dying the dryer lint pink, and passing it out as cotton candy.
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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh, sorry, haha. You see, I was mashing roasted garlic into softened butter on a rainy autumn afternoon, and I just don't give a fuck
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t know what’s wrong with me either.
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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My ear hurts, I want a snack, and my mom just told me I need to take a nap because I’m being really “fussy”. When I said I wanted to relive moments of my childhood, this is not what I fucking meant.
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can't, rearranging guts
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s okay, everyone, I’m sick of me too.
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
have you tried being fiercely protective about it?
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Excuse me?
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 03/10/2026
we are the sons of the meat you could not ball
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🖤🤘🏽 "So what you wanted to see good Has made you blind And what you wanted to be yours Has made it mine So don't you lock up something That you wanted to see fly Hands are for shaking No, not tying No, not tying..." #strange_ranger_radio music.youtube.com/watch?v=aqW-...
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Fell On Black Days
YouTube video by Soundgarden - Topic
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you can’t handle the heat get out of my dumpster
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🖤♥️ "I am just a worthless liar I am just an imbecile I will only complicate you Trust in me and fall as well I will find a center in you I will chew it up and leave I will work to elevate you Just enough to bring you down..." #strange_ranger_radio music.youtube.com/watch?v=DhMv...
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Sober
YouTube video by TOOL - Topic
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 03/10/2026
i could never be like regina george. my facial expressions give me away before i can even pretend i think something is cute.
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Super convenient
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ikr?
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can't, fuckin shit up
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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September fucked off pretty quickly this year
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 01/10/2026
right down to fundip
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🤘🤘
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One never changes DTF
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 01/10/2026
know your halloween acronyms LOL = licking on lemonheads BRB = big rich butterfingers AFK = always forever kitkat TBH = twix be happening ASL = all snickers loved OMG = only mega goobers
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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cheating on Chili’s with The Cheesecake Factory
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
😁 yes ma'am
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tiffAH! Real Monster @bakedpotiffa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy October 🥰🍂🖤🎃🍁🧡
youtu.be
Type O Negative - Black No. 1 (Little Miss Scare -All) [Long video version]
YouTube video by Limonade Diabolo
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Then I haven’t missed it! Oh what a remarkable boy! Now run down to Best Buy and purchase the sickest retro turntable they sell and every AC/DC record in the shop! Oh, and Happy Rocktober my boy!
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hoping to get some deep-fried lsd at the state fair
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Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am always fucking off. I am in a perpetual state of fucking off. If at any time I am not fucking off, I remember my place in the world and resume fucking off immediately.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 01/10/2026
Limerence would be an ugly name for a girl actually
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Would you believe I'm sweeter than honey?
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
only investing in things that are soft and/or sweet for the rest of the year
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
commence the decorating 🖤
pompompurrin inflatable holding a ghost
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Half bat, half shit.
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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
sir this is my emotional support weekend lottery ticket
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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s all fun and games until a man shows up being disrespectful and gross.
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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the universe is expanding and so is my indifference
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 01/10/2026
it's no coincidence that the "no sex scenes in movies" discourse is driven by a generation that has never not had access to on-demand pornography. they didn't have to spend the 80s patiently biding time between brian de palma films just to catch a glimpse of skin. it's unabashed tiddy privilege.
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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Weirdos gonna weird.
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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Woke up like the taxidermied monkey from the psa ad about vaping. Yeesh.
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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It would have been nice if people were as into squishies when I was a chubby girl.
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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My GPA was too low for Clown College.
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