iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Another day, another cat bite.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

[Kellogg marketing meeting, 1955] Boss: Who has a name for our boring new cereal? Employee: How about “K”? Boss: Hmm. Not special enough. Employee: Alright, hear me out…

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Showed up for work at the Group Project Factory and Cheryl already did everything.

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

it’s always your ocd is driving us nuts never thanks for keeping us safe from unforeseen disasters with your uncanny pattern recognition

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

People who don’t like camping, who yurt you

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i keep my eyes closed when people look at me so the despair doesn’t spaghettify them like a black hole

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

"WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE." HERE AT SAMMY'S SUBTERRANEAN FLOAT HOUSE. WHY DID THIS CRAZY CLOWN OPEN A FLOAT HOUSE IN THE SEWERS? WHO KNOWS. BUT OUR COLD PLUNGE RATES CAN'T BE BEAT. ASK OUR RATS ABOUT A COUPLE'S PACKAGE TODAY.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I bet it would be nice to be beautiful or at least have a prehensile tail.

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Harlan Coben’s I’ve Got Your Nose

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Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Oh no it happened I cannot think of anything that isn’t submerged in pumpkin, absorbed by pumpkin, infused & inhabited by pumpkin

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Crushing cans on my head until I feel all the loneliness of voices ignored and still crying out. Is it me? Have I really done it this time? I facepalm on a message. The only way to get a hold of you these days please call me love mom

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

For your consideration; “I don’t give enough of a shit” is a full sentence and full response to ✨many✨ things

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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

mornin

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

A haunted house but filled with white guys telling you about Mike Patton

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Waking dreams like ghosts living parallel to your life. Drifting off, occupied, time to the lost being nothing, how does it all die anyway. Regret. Left turns. Albuquerque.

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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Brilliant! I'm exhausted now 😂

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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Morning doll 💕 it's 4.30 now

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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Aww 🥰 they're both wee cuties

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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I meant left- it's morning here

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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Babushka Julie is a collectable

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

There’s a persistent myth that old house timbers were squared with an adze and the tool nerd in me wants to scream LARGE TIMBERS WERE HEWN WITH A BROAD AXE – ADZES WERE GENERALLY USED TO HEW SMALLER SCANTLING OR FOR SHIP BUILDING and this is why I live alone in a car in a state forest

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 04/10/2026

google's ai proving absolutely indispensable in dublin

Overview

[AI] Know before you go
• People say to try a pint of the popular Guinness

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happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

i have been saying this, very loudly in fact

vice article titled “the louder the monkey, the smaller its balls, study finds”. this also applies to human monkeys. i am not loud and my balls are maybe the most normal ones in existence

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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I read the top right as neverending murder and was like yup, found mine

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

“I never know what to do with my feet.” —people with pockets

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mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 04/10/2026

where is the boss julie

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Used Robot Salesman @urs-annex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Meet me in the showroom of the gaudy chandelier store - the one that's underneath the costume shoppe. Come alone...no cops.

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Super Intelligence Force is the perfect name for a Police Squad-type parody where the president ends up on a hot mic in the bathroom

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

my friend kelly randomly said “what if penises unfurled like a butterfly’s tongue” to which i replied “it’s actually called a proboscis” and then she just stared at me

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Just one zombie I'm not even gonna say anything, even though I'd love to be able to amuse such a panic that I become the bitten off face of the pre-regaling ritual

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Everyone I know is working on core strength and I'm just trying to get close enough to the drive thru window that l don't have to stretch

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Groceries @crisiscake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

the weather is sepia, it's sepia out

unfiltered photo of a tree in the neighbours' yard. the sky is hazy yellow & everything looks old timey & washed out, like bad sunglasses

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

[encountering a lengthy series of replies] I see thread people

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

punk’s not dead

“Angry Bird”
Photograph: Jan Wittmer/Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards 2026

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

You don’t gotta listen to me, but I can paint cabinets & fry chicken cutlets at the same time with no accidents or cross contamination

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I was very fortunate to work with the insanely talented mox. Check out what we made together

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The hamburger helper glove when it sees anyone's naked hands: ew

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

we shouldn’t be censoring genitals we should be censoring knees my god, those things are abominations

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 04/10/2026

one good thing about traveling in a coffin on a rat-infested ghost ship drifting rudderlessly into port after being wiped clean of every last human soul by the plague is no jet lag

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Everything is stupid and the bad people are winning

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

When I've just about had it with the order of my life I rearrange old photo albums to grow up at random ages. Too cute in that one right so next to it now, and obviously soon after chronologically, big goth baby

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