iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

I'm so embarrassed when I fall asleep at the dinner table or in front of a speeding train.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Everyone’s gangster until they hear their own voice on a recording.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

...is there a lord marmalade?

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

The biggest problem we have as a society is that “colonel” is spelled like that and no one’s doing a damn thing about it.

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Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

I just realized I have a predominantly white fan base

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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

hello, i made this bot. i am a trans autistic anti-fascist. you are following a work of trans autistic anti-fascist art. that is why it is screaming

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

My hand and I look at each other and slowly lean in for the kiss cam.

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Just give me a moment with the sound of the rain.

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 13/09/2025

the limbo contest has been postponed so the winner is in limbo

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 16/10/2024

Can’t sleep. I’m so angry about those guys in movies who knock over fruit stands during car chases

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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

'on april fool's day 2015, google introduced a way to play classic pac-man in google maps. any location in the world that has a sufficient number of roads and intersections could be turned into a pac-man level with a single mouse click.' www.mobygames.com/game/71900/p...

a complicated google map with lots of intersecting streets, turned into a pac-man level. thick blue user interface strip on the left side of the screen.

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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

legend of hero tonma, flyer, excerpt, arcade (1989) flyers.arcade-museum.com/videogames/s...

tonma, brown hair, red and white clothes, blue head band and cape, jumping on the head of a horned enemy with his red boots. his thought bubble reads: standing on the enemy's head is a funny trick.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 29/05/2023

“This bread is so dry. I’ve asked for butter like 4 times now.”

A painting of Jesus at a table. He is facing the viewer, a half-loaf of bread in each hand. His expression seems weary.

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

how about a dating reality TV series where contestants are just paired up with food

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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

I put my drink down too far from where I sat. Someone send help!

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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/08/2025

Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up theonion.com/austral...

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🍳eggzbacn🥓 @eggzbacn.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

Learning English can be difficult. It can be taught through tough, thorough thought, though.

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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 03/08/2025

by age 30 you should: - have a bluesky - post 100 times a day minimum - be 36 actually

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Mary Kenney @marykgames.com · 03/08/2025

unexpected win from introducing toddler to ghibli movies: there’s a lot of kids hugging their parents, and whenever he sees that, he wants to hug me 🙌🏻

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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 01/04/2025

A message to our followers.

A white text on black background image, making an April Fool's Day joke about the game industry.

Text:

It is with heavy hearts that we announce the cancellation of the joke.

Our hope was to give our followers the highest quality joke possible, but unfortunately this is no longer aligned with our strategic priorities.

This was a tough decision, but we remain focused on delivering high-quality jokes to our followers as we bring our account back to profitability and growth. We believe that streamlining our posts will allow us to drive creativity and create new opportunities for jokes in the future.

To all of our followers who have supported the joke through development, thank you for your trust and passion. We’re sorry to have let you down.

Followers who preordered the joke will be refunded.

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Michelle Witte @michellewitte.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

A new wildflower appeared in the garden today: a black-eyed Susan. Plus bees! Bees everywhere!

A black-eyed Susan that hasn’t quite finished unfurling its petals, surrounded by lots of green leaves.

A coreopsis with petals that are almost completely red and just dots of yellow, which I haven’t seen in the garden before, so it’s kinda neat.

A bee taking a drink from a yellow coreopsis with a deep red center.

A blurry image because the big ol’ fuzzybutt bumblebee wouldn’t hold still and kept buzzing from flower to flower. He’s on a blue cornflower here but hit almost every flower in garden, I swear.

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 18/07/2025

i think pool noodles should come in other shapes like bowties or fusilli

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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Finally fulfilling my oscillating fan’s dream by taking him to a tennis match.

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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

ugh sequels. charlie xcx? how many chocolate factories does that kid need to go to?

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Losferatu 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Tuna salad is just cat food from a different can.

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Ronnie @ronniewhomp.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

Sometimes I think I want a boyfriend but then what would I do with the ten pillows on my bed.

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

don’t forget to gas up your pets today. just fucking pump them up for being the coolest and best little guys (GN) on the fucking planet. make sure they know they’re the best around, nothings ever gonna keep em down

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 05/07/2025

one green tea's enough for me, after that it's two matcha

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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

Devastated to learn that I'm not on any of the political blocklists, so everyone who has blocked me did it because they don't think I'm funny.

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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

Unfinished for dog reasons

A watercolor of a blonde woman holding a chicken up to her shoulder

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Windy101 @windy101.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

If you’ve never seen one before, this is a strawberry finch.

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Oh Maria..In the Bridesmaids poop scene.

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Nate's Scary Myth @natesmith.dev · 17/06/2025

today feels like a spoon perfectly positioned under the faucet

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

this is technically a crop top

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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

Panel 1: Shen is giving you a thumbs up, smiling, saying "Hey guys, thank you for rescuing me from being held hostage by a mouse!"

Panel 2: Shen is looking down and to his right, with disheartened grey eyes, and touching his fingers together, saying "Many of you ... DID send cheese ... But."

Panel 3: Shen's spirits are back as he points towards the camera, smiles, and winks, saying "But ONE of YOU had the clever idea of sending a MOUSE TRAP instead."

Panel 4: Shen gestures his hand towards the mouse, who is sitting in a mouse-trap-like device with a tiny wooden gamer chair and a phone stand with a phone in it. On the phone screen, the mouse has just rolled a 3-star gacha game character, which isn't even that good because it goes up to 5-star. Shen's hand is gesturing towards the mouse as he says "the mouse is now caught in the cycle of gacha game addiction."

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Tama Hero @tamahero.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

Happy Pride! Like Misty says, "Let people like whoever they want!" [fansub not mine, but its accurate!]

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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

GameCube Switch 2 Controller includes a gyroscope Source: x.com/sashibu2/sta...

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

mariah carey on stage singing her hits into a pringles can: thread

Mariah Carey “singing” into a pink prringles can.

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Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 27/09/2024

The last project in culinary school is called a dessertation.

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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

Friend Fran Rutkovsky posted these lovely armadillo photos from her yard in Tallahassee. Armadillos *love* water and will take hilarious baths.

baby armadillo upside down in a birdbath.

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 25/05/2025

I would be remiss not to note that about a week ago I got a dollar sent to me in the mail by someone purporting to be the tooth fairy, so now I feel in all ways satisfied

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