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k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻

@ktheokayest.bsky.social

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Bisexual Space Socialist Most confident shy guy on the Bluesky (He/Him) Tucson resident with Multiple Autoimmune Syndrome (MAS) 14 year opiate & benzo addiction survivor Writer of sci-fi, Eater of sin "Cum pauperes cibum edere desinunt, divites edent."

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k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 6h

Gonna need you to reel in all the Yankee, you doodle dandy.

k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 6h

Ally McBeal was the first adult show I ever watched where I started picking up adult nuance. Still a guilty pleasure of mine. 🎶OOOGA CHUGGA, OOGA CHUGGA, OOGA CHUGGA, OOGA CHUGGA, I CAN'T STOP THIS FEELING DEEP INSIDE OF ME🎶

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Alt: bad instincts

k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 6h

Hollow thoughts in hollow majesty.

k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 6h

I'm cuckold for cocoa puffs

k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 6h

a lagrange point in a lagrange land

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Orbital Mechanics: Lagrange Point L4 Simulation

Alt: Orbital Mechanics: Lagrange Point L4 Simulation

k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 8h

"The leaning tower of cheez-ah!"

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Bobby Discovers Cheddar Whizzy

Alt: Bobby Discovers Cheddar Whizzy

k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 8h

You can absolutely tease me with a good time.

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Simpsons: Ned Flanders Says Okily Dokily

Alt: Simpsons: Ned Flanders Says Okily Dokily

k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 8h

*pulls out a piece of cheese with your medicine in it*

k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 8h

"They say it is made from monkey cum." "I am squishing your head."

k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 8h

Wow. We lost both leads to NERDS now. Heartbreaking.

k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 8h

Enter the Matrix is superior to all other video games. You can even hack into it and it has bullet time you can turn on during fight scenes. Brilliant piece of game engineering.

k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 9h

Well, I don't even have a vagina and I'm as dry as a mother fucker right now.

k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 11h

The final boss of seasoned potatoes

k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 11h

Yesterday, I had chicken enchiladas, but the sauce was cream cheese based with fresh cut green chiles and shredded cheddar blended in.

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Absolute Yummy Cookie Monster

Alt: Absolute Yummy Cookie Monster

k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 11h

When you wake up 6 minutes before the alarm goes off

k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 11h

I use this way more often then is reasonable.

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I Do Declare Michael Scott

Alt: I Do Declare Michael Scott

k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 11h

Silly! At the Goose Factory

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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 11h

my weens are very hallowed

k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 11h

The Melania "documentary."

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Donald and Melania Trump on Stage

Alt: Donald and Melania Trump on Stage

k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 11h

Yeah, we're kinda living through a stupid, dumbass, protein added, essential oil infused version of Equilibrium right now. If you haven't seen it, why the fuck not?

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I Didn't Feel Anything

Alt: I Didn't Feel Anything

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 18h

k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 14h

This was it, Chief. This was it.

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Leonardo Leonardo Dicaprio

Alt: Leonardo Leonardo Dicaprio

k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 14h

Horny! All the Time

k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 14h

1) Sassafrass_84 is sassastupid_AF 2) That's socialism, you chud. They genuinely have no idea what socialism is. Not one iota of a clue. 3) When you use the dollar sign ($), you don't need to say dollars, dingleberry.

A picture of a Twitter post from @Sassafrass_84 that says,

"I'll take $5,000 dollars over socialism.

It's not a hard choice.

Vote RED!"

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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 15h

If not us, then who? If not now, then when? Says Skeletor getting real tired of the bystander syndrome. Get off your asses and help each other.

k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 14h

The X-Men Files: Fight the Future

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k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 19h

Tingly! in the pants

k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 19h

Tingly! in the pants

k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 20h

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead X-Men's Chest

k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 20h

*presses play on Goodbye Horses* Would you clutch my pearls? I'd clutch my pearls. I'd clutch my pearls hard.

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Alt: Buffalo Bill

k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 21h

Share your mood for the weekend! 🖤

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Daddy's All Pent Up! Frustrated Meme

Alt: Daddy's All Pent Up! Frustrated Meme

k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Drop some MARTIAL ARTS 🥋🖤🥷

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leaping across rooftops in the animatrix

Alt: leaping across rooftops in the animatrix

k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Drop some BOOKS 📘📕🖤📙📚

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Harley Quinn Relaxes in Prison Cell

Alt: Harley Quinn Relaxes in Prison Cell

k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Me leaving work on Friday! 💨 🏃‍♂️🖤

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Man Walks Out Window During Meeting

Alt: Man Walks Out Window During Meeting

k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Let's see those moves! 🖤

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Dancing Skeleton

Alt: Dancing Skeleton

k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"Do you think that's air you're breathing?"

Random line from a movie that fans of it instantly know.

k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The staffers who assured Eric Schmitt that Jack Smith was definitely at an Atlanta Hawks have been identified

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Man's High Kick and Drink

Alt: Man's High Kick and Drink

k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Fuck. Yes.

k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

FUCK 'EM UP, MS. JAMES!!

k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If you see this skeet a vampire that isn't Dracula

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Star Trek TOS: Salt Vampire

Alt: Star Trek TOS: Salt Vampire

k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Thus happened once already, right?? I'm not losing my mind, right?!?!

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Will Ferrell: I Feel Like I'm Taking Crazy Pills

Alt: Will Ferrell: I Feel Like I'm Taking Crazy Pills

k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

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FUBAR: Soldier's Plight

Alt: FUBAR: Soldier's Plight

k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Me letting the next guy in line at the rest stop bathroom know what to expect

k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Bro.

k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"So, this is how democracy dies. With thunderous stupidity." Everything is treason to Emperor Palpitations.

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Star Wars: Palpatine's 'It's Treason, Then'

Alt: Star Wars: Palpatine's 'It's Treason, Then'

k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Dune 3: Please seek medical intervention should an erection caused by spice last for longer than 4 hours

k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

And I say this everytime there's a news story about the tangerine tantrum.

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Big Lebowski: Out Of Your Element, Donny!

Alt: Big Lebowski: Out Of Your Element, Donny!

k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Been sayin' this alot lately too.

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Hudson's 'Game Over Man' Scene from Aliens

Alt: Hudson's 'Game Over Man' Scene from Aliens

k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Mr. Horse knows what the fuck is up.

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Mr Horse Ren And Stimpy

Alt: Mr Horse Ren And Stimpy

k_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Dune 3: May Cause Anal Seepage