Reposted by Ciaran Delaney Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 23/02/2025TOWN BULLY (NOTICING REACHER): Who’s this, your boyfriend? REACHER (BLOTTING OUT SUN): No, 464615618
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Reposted by Ciaran Delaney Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 25/01/2026I heard there is a funny clown Who with the circus came to town What sadness that you have I’m sure he’d cure ya It goes like this, You’ll go You’ll see But doctor, you’re describing me! The clown that you prescribe, is Pagliacci! Pagliacci Pagliacci Pagliacci Pagliacci 317482
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Reposted by Ciaran Delaney Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 14/12/2024I pry open the crab shell but instead of sweet crabmeat I find a tiny, bustling city filled with people who have my face. It tastes terrible 723100353
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Reposted by Ciaran Delaney Brian Merchant @bcmerchant.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it. So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:bloodinthemachine.comHow to quit SpotifyThis Black Friday, here's a guide to finding the best Spotify alternative 7953312837
Reposted by Ciaran Delaney Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/11/2025It should be acceptable to interrupt the other person in a conversation if what you have to say is more interesting 17102771
Reposted by Ciaran Delaney It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 07/01/2025I'm sorry your baby is crying right now. Have you tried taking it farther away from me? 272251331
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Reposted by Ciaran Delaney huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 16/07/2025the Fantastic Four cast get asked about their own personal fantastic four, which leads to some canned niceties from pascal, kirby and quinn, and an insanely he knows ball answer from ebon. 392078516
Reposted by Ciaran Delaney KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 24/02/2024He had cold, jet black eyes, like a doll's eyes. Smooth, waxen skin, like doll's skin. And a tiny pink dress with ribbons, like a doll's dress. 131051166
Reposted by Ciaran Delaney g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 19/06/2025OMG! TOO CUTE??? ❤️ Scientists taught rats to drive tiny cars and found that even when they didn't give them treats, they would still intentionally get into car crashes for the purpose of sexual gratification 3666596942
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Reposted by Ciaran Delaney Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 04/06/2025We need a simple, catchy, viscerally effective publicity campaign, with a snappy slogan. “AI. Cunts use it.” “AI. It’s well cunty.” “Chat GPT? Cunt GPT more like.” 3027038
Reposted by Ciaran Delaney MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Dug up some bones in the garden and I’ve tried to recreate what sort of animal they might have been from. Looks like some sort of snake most probably. 46940117
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Reposted by Ciaran Delaney 10,000 Motivated Rats @bombsfall.bsky.social · 20/03/2025#SidOnFilm #FernOnFilm 453336
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Ciaran Delaney @ciarandelaney.bsky.social · 19/02/2025@rosemarymosco.com I feel like you might appreciate this song about how pigeons are great and underappreciated: open.spotify.com/track/0aceA3...open.spotify.comPigeonometryAesop Rock · Integrated Tech Solutions · Song · 2023 030
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Ciaran Delaney @ciarandelaney.bsky.social · 30/01/2025@scavstudio.bsky.social I finally got a chance to play Season and just wanted to say it's absolutely wonderful. Huge credit to everyone involved ❤️ 131
![[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.]
From off-screen a newsreader’s commentary comes:
NEWSREADER:
Extraordinary images here
of an expat in Dubai
[The influencer’s eybrows raise slightly]
…Having their first ever geopolitical thought.
[CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencer’s face. The interviewee’s name is David Jones].
CLIVE MYRIE:
To explain the significance of this moment we’re joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent
DAVID JONES:
Clive, this is momentous
It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: ‘Dubai Is Brilliant’.
[Pointing at the screen, the influencer’s expression still the same]
You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self.
It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expat’s previous thoughts.
CLIVE MYRIE:
Which are…?
DAVID JONES:
You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes,
I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa.
CLIVE MYRIE:
And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days?
DAVID JONES:
I think we can expect to see:
“I Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax To”
CLIVE MYRIE:
Mmm.
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