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Ammnontet!

@bleakvision.info
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the incredibly talented dog they/he/other // 🔞 my comic: my.webcomic.ws my songs: soundcloud.com/scrimshaw-carver soundcloud.com/painsense my opinions: backloggd.com/u/Ammnontet donate me money so i live: ko-fi.com/ammnontet

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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 1h
i cant apply for this part time office job because i don't have a full 10 years of employment history? for a fucking part time job? i put my whole employment history dating back to 2009 and it says im only 78% done
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 12h
can i Please have $48,000
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 12h
i should be asleep but the longer i stay awake means i have more time not at my job. and the more time i spend at my job the more time i don't want to be awake. it is, of course, one of the ancient riddles of man, unsolved and ever-shifting
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 12h
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 21h
74 new characters have just been announced for Deadlock
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 29/09/2026
i have returned from my job and it seems The whole world has changed in my abscents
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 29/09/2026
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What A Time To Be Alive @whatatimepod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Horgus
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 28/09/2026
alright alright. here's all that what molded me
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 28/09/2026
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 28/09/2026
how do people deal with being at work 8+ hours a day and getting like 1.5-2 days worth of a weekend every single day for years for the rest of their life without exploding violently into every single bone and vein and muscle and tendon
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 28/09/2026
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 07/03/2026
this 9 favorite games shit is impossible
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 28/09/2026
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 27/09/2026
trying to beat the tutorial in quake live, and i've done 3x the amount of damage to the training bot than shes done to me but i cannot kill her and she keeps winning. i counted 400+ dmg from rockets and plasma gun and she isnt dying
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 27/09/2026
She walked into my office with legs up to here. I said, "Bring those legs down." 
She had Stendo-Legs. Brought 'em down. Hate it when they loom.
"You got a case?" I asked. I hardly had time for a case. 
She nodded. I had time for a case.

"Tony Jimmyjohn's been rattling up the Ol' Rattler with his ol' rattler," she explained, "but I don't care about none'a that - I wanna know where he got his rattler!"
"How's it rattle?" I asked.
"Like a snake," she replied, and I knew she wasn't good for no money.
I said to her, "How much are you willing to pay?"
"A billion and million moneybux," came her expensive reply, and I knew, right then and there, that I had no gauge for whether or not someone was good for any money.

"I'll take the job," I declared, quickly and greedily.
"No you won't," she shot back.
"Why not?" I pressed, a little miffed.

She crossed her arms and let me have it: 
"Tony's got his Baloney Crew all over the streets lookin' for detectives, P.Is, and sharp-as-tacks kids with dogs who both got caught up in what they think is an adventure story for young adults."
She paused, gauging my reaction, before offering up a brief "Tintin type stuff." 
I wasn't French. "Never watched Tintin," I admitted to her, glancing away from her knowledgable gaze. 
"It was a comic, too," she offered. 
I wasn't French. I didn't reply.
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 27/09/2026
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 27/09/2026
im doing that thing again where i think a game kinda sucks but im still playing it
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 27/09/2026
drink
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 09/01/2026
the things that happen to me in video games would make a 2010s creepypasta author blush
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Hammy Pajamies (cho) @chronobauble.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
dont remember the identity of this man, but when i saw the video of him posing on stage years ago it changed me
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samantha @goblinsorcerer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 08/01/2026
hitchhiking
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 26/09/2026
there should be a horror game about playing an old FPS and you join the only populated server and everybody there knows each other & they're all strangely hostile to you and start conspiring to kill you
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 10/02/2026
sticker idea i had
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 26/09/2026
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 26/09/2026
happy to say that my index is back up and running. unhappy to say that my body is organic and, as such, requires rest and water instead of being able to play beat saber for several uninterrupted hours
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 26/09/2026
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 25/09/2026
amateurs
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 25/09/2026
i have glued her back together
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 25/09/2026
in aniimo, Anything can happen. theres a fuckin guy on my troumpet
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 25/09/2026
been stressing about my new job 'cause im returning 2 a prior employer who formerly put me at a building where the office was constantly getting menaced with like, guns and axes and shit. guns are normal here but someone came in with an axe because their package got stolen and i'll never forget that
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 25/09/2026
joined a quake live server with 25/36 spots and then it said this and put me in a queue. i didnt launch this game to stand in line motherfucker
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 25/09/2026
this new AAA game looks great [waits for the plot synopsis to be posted to its wikipedia page]
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 24/09/2026
Hi everyone. I got you this. Be careful
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 24/09/2026
played a song in beat saber that, if i moved at my absolute fastest, was the perfect tempo for a drum fill spot in a song. and i gripped my controllers so aggressively that the trigger broke off.
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 24/09/2026
something happened too my finger And its difrent now
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 24/09/2026
i love running windirstat to figure out why my main drive is running out of space then acting surprised when its like 200 million superbytes of FLAC files and 400 trillion hyperbytes of videogames
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 19/10/2025
warm welcome
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 23/09/2026
todays warmup: holy roller i keep taking long breaks between beat saber sessions and i have to work my way back up to the more note-heavy tracks, but this is one i kept struggling with until recently. finally beat it. beat it with my sabers. which means i'm more powerful than ever
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 23/09/2026
tried quake champions again but i forgot it plays like a bunch of overwatch players built a game based around youtube footage that they'd watched of quake 3 while never actually having played it
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 23/09/2026
last week i saw this evil awful nasty fucker's snack at the store
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 23/09/2026
im very glad that happy wheels is on steam. now i can play all of the classics any time i want
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 23/09/2026
BOOB SIMULATORDEVELOPER: Goon Games
PUBLISHER: Goon GamesItem added to your wishlist!
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 23/09/2026
when i was younger i'd steal quarters out of the polybius cabinet at the arcade when the men in black were pulling their data readings from the machine & they didn't care
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 23/09/2026
remember you can always do it. forget you can't and then you can. that's the rules
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 16/02/2025
gordon freeman... you're really fucking pissing me off
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 22/09/2026
she smack my barm til my pea wet
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 22/09/2026
oh i had no idea they were closing mturk
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