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da light jacket aficionado @swizzard.pizza · 7m
we shouldn't have to know this, we fought a whole revolutionary war for the privilege of not having to know who our leaders are fucking
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da light jacket aficionado @swizzard.pizza · 10m
the country cries out for a president who can strafe
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Austin ʕ❤️ᴥ❤️ʔ @zangiefbae.bsky.social · 20m
Short version: finished residential treatment now have partial hospitalization. 15 weeks and can’t work since it’s all day 6 days a week so sadly in need of help yet again… if anyone is able. More details in link and again I’m sorry for constantly being in need. gofund.me/b7c0334dc
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Donate to Standing with Me Through Ongoing Care, organized by Austin Morgan
Hey everyone. I hate that I have to do something like this again so soon, but… Austin Morgan needs your support for Standing with Me Through Ongoing Care
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Susan Rinkunas @susanrinkunas.com · 42m
To recap: three GOP-led states that wanted the Supreme Court to overturn Roe v. Wade in order to "send abortion back to the states" are now asking the Court to strike down abortion protections in blue states
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Dr. Divya (🔔 logged out) @divyampersaud.com · 44m
We have to try everything 💛 Keep a community center in Gaza City open for displaced students & freelancers to learn, support their families, rebuild a country. Subscribe with a recurring option on “JUST” a five! 185/300 by Sunday. chuffed.org/project/spar...
An artistic banner with an illustration of a yellow sunset over water with low black hills and the silhouettes of birds in the sky. The background is pink. Title: Sparks for Spark Space. Text: Spark Space is a youth-led humanitarian project serving the community with internet, electricity, and resilience. Pledge a 5 to keep it open. linktr.ee/sparkworkspace
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da light jacket aficionado @swizzard.pizza · 23m
the people who made computers bad at math made logging that lies to you this shit is so depressing, man
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Ben Shapiro's Eye Merkins @toxidrone.bsky.social · 50m
Please help Sakher care for his family chuffed.org/project/1776... Israel is still strangling Gaza. Palestinians need our help
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Help Sakher Emad and his family survive in Gaza
Hi friends, my name is Ian Cooper and I am hosting this campaign to help my friend Sakher Emad and his family of eight survive the ongoing humanitarian disaster in Gaza.
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da light jacket aficionado @swizzard.pizza · 32m
la vache qui ne rit pas parce que il-y-a un cheeto dans le maison blanque putain
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 15h
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 2h
another day volunteering at the lcd soundsystem and daft punk museum. people keep asking if I can show them the ropes. buddy,
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da light jacket aficionado @swizzard.pizza · 2h
wildly besides the main point but this bit kinda struck me—video games get the player to identify with the protagonist, horror movies (often) get the audience to identify with the antagonist, but a horror movie based on a video game somehow does neither
For as much as Resident Evil puts you in the same headspace as the games do,
this is their big divergence. You can only watch as Bryan whiffs shots and fumbles shotgun shells and lies. As a horror-movie protagonist, he's a heel, his incompetence and cowardice there for the audience to rail against. Why the fuck would you do that? I wouldn't have done that. There's a weird splitting of
(dis)identification here, with the audience bounced back and forth like a paddleball.
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da light jacket aficionado @swizzard.pizza · 5h
it's not "the leopards won't eat my face" it's "i am in the in-group the law protects but does not bind"
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da light jacket aficionado @swizzard.pizza · 5h
choosin' latexas
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Don't Mess With Latexas
YouTube video by Menomena - Topic
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da light jacket aficionado @swizzard.pizza · 6h
sorry this is like saying "nobody buys bulk books for just aesthetics" influencers and realtors don't care about the actual books, they just want book-shaped objects many people don't care about the actual music, they just want music-shaped objects
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da light jacket aficionado @swizzard.pizza · 6h
if you believe in borders you necessarily believe a baby can be guilty of a punishable crime
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MJ 🪣 | BASTARD FOREVER 🖤 @wrassletrash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
so i was trying not to do this but doing the maths, we need a little help caring for kenelope and the kittens for the next 8 weeks or so until adoption time. I need to get a baby jail, a vet checkup and basic bits and bobs so any help is v. Appreciated 💜 ko-fi.com/wrassletrash...
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 9h
SEN. ERIC SCHMITT: Do these texts not prove that a shrimp fried this rice?
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da light jacket aficionado @swizzard.pizza · 18h
some day i'll make a pleasant noise
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Aspartame Valerian @aspartame.bsky.social · 21h
Merry Michaelmas to all!
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da light jacket aficionado @swizzard.pizza · 21h
huh
Your ideological profile
Radical Left
Eco-Authoritarianism
Eco-Authoritarianism
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Current that advocates a strong, interventionist state to confront the environmental crisis, subordinating economic and political freedoms to ecological urgency and strict control of consumption and production.
Compatibility indicates how close your answers are to this profile.
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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Dr Alex Fitzpatrick @animalarchaeology.com · 29/09/2026
Please donate if you can, this has become urgent: chuffed.org/project/1839...
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Help us Survive the War(om jameel)
northern Gaza, in the yellow zone under occupation.
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bing bong @brianvan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is a model case study for “here’s how to murder, you can do it to a child, and they won’t even say you did it they’ll just say the victim got in the way of the weapon”
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normal-wife @category-fury.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey all I am trying to stay here in Australia (and out of America) permanently but the cost of a partner Visa is a bit extreme. Please help me stay here with my beautiful partner Lucy for good! gofund.me/b264e145f
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Donate to Help Olivia stay in Australia (Partner Visa), organized by Olivia Borghi
Hi all I have been living here in Australia for 5 years now. I came here … Olivia Borghi needs your support for Help Olivia stay in Australia (Partner Visa)
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not an exaggeration to say that ensuring rich white men are able to rape with impunity is a central tenant of conservatism, all the other stuff is just window dressing to support this core belief
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brent sewer socialist🚰🌹 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think what’s so depressing to me is that you know these people will never face any real accountability for this. Democrats do not remotely have the temperament and drive to hunt these people down and ensure they spend the rest of their life behind bars
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Inside a Texas immigration court where children fight to stay in the US | CNN Politics
Migrant children as young as 2 are showing up at immigration courts nationwide, many without attorneys, to try make their case to stay in the US and avoid deportation.
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 29/09/2026
I saw someone on the Noah Kahan subreddit recommending Frightened Rabbit and I don’t disagree but it was like “you guys like sad acoustic songs right?” and that is a nuclear grade escalation.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every college in this country decided that expelling and/or sending the police to beat the shit out of their own students for the crime of being opposed to genocide was their top priority. That and giving Trump complete control of what they teach. Contrast that with how they treat rapists.
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Mohamed Ahmed's Small Farm Academy @eggplantsandolives.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hi, it's Mohamed's friend. Sadly, we've had to start over again, so here goes. Please help our friend provide for his family and loved ones. Share and support his business, The Small Farm Academy, or donate to bit.ly/help-mohamed if you can. He's always happy to hear from you. 💚🤎

Welcome to
The Small Farm Academy
Do you need advice on your gardening project?
Do you have an ailing plant in need of some expert care?
Would you like to grow a garden but don't know how and where to begin?
Ask Mohamed and let him help you find the perfect solution for your problem.
Contact: @Kaled189419841984 on Telegram Payment: donate to bit.ly/help-mohamed
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
viral poster for legendary ska band the Historic Pavers
A sign that says, "Caution. Historic Pavers. Please watch your step." There's a stick figure guy tripping over a paving stone that's sticking out of the ground. The joke is that he kind of looks like he's skanking.
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Urvi @theurv.com · 28/09/2026
There were more men in a single documented gang rape at one school than the number of competitive trans athletes nationally. But I’ve heard a lot more politicians being asked about protecting girls from one of these scenarios and not another… I’ll let you guess which is which.
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Dr. Divya (🔔 logged out) @divyampersaud.com · 28/09/2026
Radical hope needed here 🌹 Pharmacy, housing, studies, food, and water expenses for a family of 7, including young kids like wounded teenage girl Retaj. 2/260 by Sunday… chuffed.org/project/1232...
A colorful graphic. The background is textured like craft paper, and the page is covered in colorful pink and purple crayon hearts. In the center is the text “help Retaj live” in crayon and marker lettering. In the corner is the link tinyurl.com/helpretaj
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Transportation Alternatives @transalt.org · 28/09/2026
This morning, on 34th Street near Herald Square, a dump-truck driver hit and killed a New Yorker on a bike. The victim was a delivery worker riding a JOCO rental e-bike, a low-speed pedal-assist bike. The truck driver fled the scene.
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daniel sieradski @self.agency · 28/09/2026
Jewish Currents' staff saw NAZA and left the theater shook
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NAZA Will Change How Americans Think About Israel
A news desk conversation about the film detailing the killing of civilians in Gaza.
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thiiird person @thiiirdperson.com · 28/09/2026
It's almost October. My mortgage is due. My job pays almost nothing, no base pay. I'm looking for a better job. While I search, I need help paying my biggest bill. Can you chip in a little bit? I'm @thiiirdperson at Venmo, Cashapp, Paypal, and Kofi. Anything helps, shares help too. Thanks! 🙏🏽❤️
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Donate to Help An Artist Feed Their Family, organized by Thiiird Person
Hello to you and yours! I'm a full time artist who fills my world up with music and la… Thiiird Person needs your support for Help An Artist Feed Their Family
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da light jacket aficionado @swizzard.pizza · 28/09/2026
rory gilmore
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da light jacket aficionado @swizzard.pizza · 24/09/2026
"'loss', boys" — phoebe bridger telling some lads about her favorite memes
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 28/09/2026
The policies Miliband has implemented are quite literally the bare minimum and do not on their own do very much, but they are steps which bring the UK much closer to obliging with the plain letter of international law for the first time. Also it is rare to see a politician say the public is right.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 27/05/2026
anyway pursuant to some current events this popped into my brain and im on a medium amount of painkillers and now you all have to see it
remember that bugnuts tumblr hamilton au. well the one guy is back and now his shirt says "i met god. he has a huge dick and balls." okay. have a good day everyone
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da light jacket aficionado @swizzard.pizza · 28/09/2026
my wife is so cool she is the coolest wife in wife school she does not break any wife rules she will pick you up if i ask her to
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cmrn knzlmn @ckunzelman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you are a graduate student in the humanities (construed as broadly as possible), what is the MOST EXCITING book published in the last five years to you? Please repost if you’re not a graduate student!
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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You have been blessed by the friend onion :).
A clear container with fried onions in it the sign says "friend onion".
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da light jacket aficionado @swizzard.pizza · 28/09/2026
an elf-dad patiently explaining to his 300-year-old kid that the reason there are eclipses is because the moon is horny and irresponsible
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
today is a wonderful day to support our friends Hammam and Abood in Gaza. Hammam has been working as a nurse, unpaid, since the beginning of the genocide, and his brother Abood requires special medical interventions that are hard to access and expensive. chuffed.org/project/1844...
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Support for the Nurse and My Brother Abood
Hi! My name is Hammam Al-Shanti.
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 28/09/2026
we need a skrillex, for the left
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is a cool science story about a discovery that was almost thwarted by the Trump administration for the usual stupid reasons www.nytimes.com/2026/09/26/s...
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In an $80 Motel Room, a Discovery to Shed Light on the Origins of Life (Gift Article)
A scrappy science project led to a significant discovery: two new species of a rare organism that could elucidate a fundamental transition in the history of life on our planet.
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 28/09/2026
The data also strongly suggests that campus rape is perpetrated by a small number of actors. Put differently, most men on campus don't rape, but the ones who do rape a lot of women. Getting rid of those guys would make campus way safer . psycnet.apa.org/record/2020-...
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thiiird person @thiiirdperson.com · 28/09/2026
I have 3 days to pay my mortgage before it's late. I'm raising money for it & I still have $1245 to go. Please share this and send some help if you are able! I'm managing my bipolar/ADHD while working full time for nearly nothing and job searching/ fundraising. Any help right now is huge. TYSM 🙏🏽❤️
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You know life is like if the mayor likes ska
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