Reposted by Ciaran Delaney Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 23/02/2025TOWN BULLY (NOTICING REACHER): Who’s this, your boyfriend? REACHER (BLOTTING OUT SUN): No, 464613618
Ciaran Delaney @ciarandelaney.bsky.social · 02/08/2026So true ✊️ I throw it on everything, noodles, cheese sandwiches...it works with everything. 020
Ciaran Delaney @ciarandelaney.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I am always on the hunt and found some little ones in Lotts Terenure a while back. They quickly got changed out for caramel ones 😤🤦♂️ 100
Ciaran Delaney @ciarandelaney.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Yeah we're getting very little from the ref. 010
Reposted by Ciaran Delaney Scare-emy Haunt Wheels @kateneely.bsky.social · 13/07/2026in honor of Sam Neill, here is one of my favorite movies he ever made 138431087
Reposted by Ciaran Delaney Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I would kill or die for Larry 36174933960
Ciaran Delaney @ciarandelaney.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Oh wonderful! Hope you enjoy it, and yes apologies; we win the "Most Weather" award. 010
Reposted by Ciaran Delaney Firr @firr.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Bought an ace pride flag and they tossed in a pile of stickers including this surprising banger??? 4946231174
Ciaran Delaney @ciarandelaney.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Still seem to be battling a lot of smoke, they were up the ladders spraying water 20 mins ago. 010
Reposted by Ciaran Delaney Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 08/04/2026kfc in my small town has started halving their chicken breasts and selling it as a 2-piece. Multiple people have brought this up to me in the past week. It is quite literally the talk of the town. Someone called into the radio station about it and said it should be burned down with the owner inside 442975469
Reposted by Ciaran Delaney dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 21/02/2026cats are so right because when there’s a loud noise it is in fact time to scatter 2656134
Reposted by Ciaran Delaney joe @joeyp.bsky.social · 06/02/2026sorry, if you're doing discourse about AI breaking down barriers to entry to art you should be kicked to death 2213
Reposted by Ciaran Delaney Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 25/01/2026I heard there is a funny clown Who with the circus came to town What sadness that you have I’m sure he’d cure ya It goes like this, You’ll go You’ll see But doctor, you’re describing me! The clown that you prescribe, is Pagliacci! Pagliacci Pagliacci Pagliacci Pagliacci 317482
Reposted by Ciaran Delaney bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 10/01/2026r2d2 whistling aggressively as it spins around and shows off its enormous new breast implants 1426428
Reposted by Ciaran Delaney Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 14/12/2024I pry open the crab shell but instead of sweet crabmeat I find a tiny, bustling city filled with people who have my face. It tastes terrible 723100353
Reposted by Ciaran Delaney Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 20/12/2025INVENTOR OF THE WASHING MACHINE: it’s a machine that washes INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what 192834394
Ciaran Delaney @ciarandelaney.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Keep adding more rings until the only way to get into the city is never-ending Zenos paradox type journey along increasingly smaller concentric circles. 110
Reposted by Ciaran Delaney Brian Merchant @bcmerchant.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it. So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:bloodinthemachine.comHow to quit SpotifyThis Black Friday, here's a guide to finding the best Spotify alternative 7953302837
Ciaran Delaney @ciarandelaney.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Riaan please just put us out of our misery 😭 010
Ciaran Delaney @ciarandelaney.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Killer performance, especially in the air 🤩 010
Ciaran Delaney @ciarandelaney.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Look if he keeps making those kicks every time I shit talk him its a good deal. 010
Ciaran Delaney @ciarandelaney.bsky.social · 15/11/2025It looks like trying to manipulate 6 elbows into position to tackle, by the time he figures it out they've broken through. 210
Reposted by Ciaran Delaney Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/11/2025It should be acceptable to interrupt the other person in a conversation if what you have to say is more interesting 17102671
![[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.]
From off-screen a newsreader’s commentary comes:
NEWSREADER:
Extraordinary images here
of an expat in Dubai
[The influencer’s eybrows raise slightly]
…Having their first ever geopolitical thought.
[CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencer’s face. The interviewee’s name is David Jones].
CLIVE MYRIE:
To explain the significance of this moment we’re joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent
DAVID JONES:
Clive, this is momentous
It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: ‘Dubai Is Brilliant’.
[Pointing at the screen, the influencer’s expression still the same]
You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self.
It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expat’s previous thoughts.
CLIVE MYRIE:
Which are…?
DAVID JONES:
You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes,
I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa.
CLIVE MYRIE:
And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days?
DAVID JONES:
I think we can expect to see:
“I Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax To”
CLIVE MYRIE:
Mmm.
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