Reposted by Isabel Zaw-Tunsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026little house on the prairie 2: laura’s revenge 32573126
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 07/08/2026When you get to heaven the first thing they ask you is “which Studio Ghibli house would you like to live in” 4296
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Girls don‘t like to be choked THAT much we just yearn for proper lymphatic drainage 0101
Reposted by Isabel Zaw-Tunjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Movies shouldn't have a "dreamlike quality". I'm awake for a reason! 1356054
Reposted by Isabel Zaw-Tunmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I've invented a new font where every letter is replaced by a 3200x2400 pixel jpeg of a giant tropical centipede. Now to use it to write a letter of resignation to a company I haven't worked at for 8 years 18815
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I don’t want to KILL MYSELF I just want everyone in my life to realize they should have appreciated me more!! Why can’t they invent THAT 2141
Reposted by Isabel Zaw-TunHi, it's Matt Collins! @mitchberghini.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Isabel is a genius and not just because we are friends (though that is a genius move) 111
Reposted by Isabel Zaw-Tunaaaah idk! @56kinternet.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Pfft! Like I’m going to read that 1102
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Hello here is something I wrote! I might write more! medium.com/@isabelzawtu...medium.comFables for a Modern World: The Tortoise and the HareOnce upon a time in a sunny forest, there lived (among other creatures) a speedy hare and a slow tortoise. 032
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 18/06/2026My girl Ciara is the only one with a blue name on the Wikipedia page I know that’s right 030
Reposted by Isabel Zaw-TunGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 18/06/2026whoever named them anteaters really nailed it 7819
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 15/06/2026This looks like Joe Rogan drowned & they didn’t find the body for a few days 4361
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Gf wants me to shave my beard in case I’m hiding a double chin. I WISH I was hiding a double chin. Instead I’m hiding a secret upside-down 2nd face of the twin I absorbed in utero. Which wouldn’t be so bad except the face looks exactly like my gf. And it hates her. I’m afraid it will try to bite her 0298
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I don’t know anything about sports but I want the Knicks to lose just because I don’t want Timothee Chalamet to be happy 1180
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Me after getting my nails freshly done: my hands are too small. Maybe if I wave them in front of people’s faces Me when my nails are chewed up, dirt road, choppy chippy dusty garbage: You could see my slovenliness from outer space. I need to have my hands surgically removed 010
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 07/05/2026For when you need to move to a non extradition country 061
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 05/05/2026When your sleep paralysis demon is the embodiment of settler colonialism 2100
Reposted by Isabel Zaw-Tunold uncle catface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 19/10/2025my friend: are you going to art's party tonight? seems like you've got a lot going on me: I don't know, i feel like i got to since he's always at mine the medieval peasant i brought to our time on his second bag of guacamole doritos: might we stop for a second "jimmied john" me: sure man i guess 112421
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 18/04/2026If Justin Trudeau can go to Coachella at 54 then I should be allowed to use the IKEA ball pit at 35. It’s simply the law of mathematics 2347936
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Thinking about how, for a cow, a bikini top & a bikini bottom are basically the same thing 2132
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Train was 20+ minutes late and as everyone filed in, the conductor was yelling “no shoving, everyone be nice! Everyone please be nice!” Guess what country I live in 1122
Reposted by Isabel Zaw-TunUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 06/03/2026our patience has been rewarded 7537132
Reposted by Isabel Zaw-Tunceej @ceej.online · 31/05/2024thinking about transmuting my belief in the resiliency of institutions into uncritical hero worship of a specific dude. might sublimate my entire political ideology into the whims of some guy 524129
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Working retail can really make you incapable of enjoying sitcoms. I've seen too many canonically broke characters wearing 3 new Anthropologie dresses every week 2222
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 03/03/2026[the inventor of ADHD meds making their pitch] ok imagine: methamphetamine!! that you take so you can answer emails 1292
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 26/02/2026When the kitchen in your shared workplace has a really good spoon 0120
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 25/02/2026when I was 15 I met my friend’s mom and I said “wow you look like that lady… the one who got into a screaming fight at the park” because that had been my primary childhood exposure to Caroline Bassette Kennedy. Kelsey’s mom did not realize it was a nice compliment 150
Reposted by Isabel Zaw-TunFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 25/02/2026HER: *puts cherry in mouth and seductively pulls out stem perfectly tied into a knot* ME: *puts hand in box of Bugles and seductively pulls out bugles perfectly balanced on each finger* 518428
Reposted by Isabel Zaw-TunYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 25/02/2026really starting to understand why that old woman left it all behind to go live in a shoe 532067
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 25/02/2026[on my deathbed] I should have… I should have posted more. I had- [coughs] I had so many takes 0214
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Porn guy: anybody order a pizza? Extra large pepperoni sausage? *tears off shirt to reveal the biggest reddest areolas you’ve ever seen* 0111
Reposted by Isabel Zaw-TunTroutman @robotrowboat.bsky.social · 17/04/2025the barber does not own your hair. you are well within your rights to take all the clippings with you when you leave 1499
Reposted by Isabel Zaw-Tunweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Guess I'm just built different (vestigial tail) 714825
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 09/02/2026I don’t know which team won the superbowl and frankly I don’t care to know. I will never find out 080
Reposted by Isabel Zaw-TunfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 07/02/2026do you think frankenstein’s monster ever took an arm off so he could sleep more comfortably on his side 1429276
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 09/02/2026on the one hand I feel plagued with terrible writer’s block but on the other hand I think anyone for whom jokes are currently flowing like wine should be treated VERY suspiciously 041
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 09/02/2026What’s your favourite Grown-Up Board Meeting word, mine is “modality” 370
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 14/01/2026astounding to me how "make America great again" was referring to fascism and NOT classic refrigerators with lazy susan trays in them. Really missed the point with that slogan. 27512
Reposted by Isabel Zaw-TunIsabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Hamlet, hear: whilst sleeping in my orchard, thy uncle stole with juice of cursèd hebona and in the porches of my ears did pour the leprous distilment. But! Within mine ears were mine Loop Earplugs. Thus, I dith not die! Hamlet, my son, useth code KINGOFDENMARK at checkout to secure a 10% discount, 07923
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Finally, we have created an AI that uses AI for you! Thinking is a fool's game! Instead of spending valuable masturbating time thinking of a prompt, just collapse your atrophied balloon animal body onto this big button & groan sluggishly into the mic. Hm? No, if you groan despairingly, it won't work 091
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Now I'm not saying I'm an expert on economy money stuff or anything, but the housing market got suspiciously terrible right after we stopped putting sick ass wrap-around porches on everything 020
Reposted by Isabel Zaw-Tunvineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 02/01/2026My new year’s resolution is to not be cloven in twain 7946
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Pam Beesly handing Creed Bratton a picture puzzle: 020
Reposted by Isabel Zaw-TunRay @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 21/08/2023I was not expecting the Pop-it Wikipedia to be such a roller coaster. 8647591612
Reposted by Isabel Zaw-Tunjoe 🍺 🧀 @mkejoe.bsky.social · 06/01/2026to buy, or not to buy, that is the question: 022
Reposted by Isabel Zaw-Tunthe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 01/05/2023mcdonald's manager: show the new guy the ropes me: yeah no prob *opens drawer* we use them to restrain grimace 212199510
