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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
ICE agent slipping on a banana peel and doing a perfect backflip and landing it perfectly and then getting pissed off because the entire squad had their body cameras off
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They had this on twitter. it was called "FAV STAR"
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Seán O'Sullivan @osullivanseanie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
must have*
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stupid man @porktartare.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
[Cut to chef in kitchen sweating while chugging unknown liquid] Chef: I am God's perfect angel. I have trained under every famous chef. I have a "seventh sense" that allows me to know that the clientele will crave. The demon Ramsay has been summoned here to test me, nothing more.
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
comic: sports friends
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
been watching kitchen nightmares clips on youtube
[wait staff approches nervously.]
[some fuckhead who owns the restaurant comes out]
Fuckhead: This is our delicious food Chef, this is our pride and joy
[the wait staff is holding a plate of - what the - DOG POOP?? is this guy serious?????]
gordon ramsey: dog poop. i cant fucking believe this. fuck me. this is complete shit and thats with no pun intended
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
[any time any american online friend hasn't been online in a few days] Ah they most likely died in Iraq. fighting insurgents. damned shame
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It is: ableist to say that I'm not allowed to open Magic the Gathering The Hobbit™ booster packs on my phone while driving exactly between both lanes. It's also classist because I bought the cards with in-game currency instead of spending real money on gems
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
comic: keys
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Mandatory gdpr training at work said "Raw data is like oxygen for AI systems, and the more they have, the better they work!" Whatever man I already knew that raw data is like oxygen for AI systems. and i also knew that productivity scales linearly with oxygen intake
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Dimethyl mercury is just the scary-sounding scientific name for water. It's fine. "It's a chemical". Yes, water is a chemical.
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Regretfully correct. We deserve this and worse
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I love to read a beautiful book and have it profoundly change my life for 45 seconds
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
He was the one in that tiny Elmo costume
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Was really excited to check out the Kingdom Hearts 4 trailer. Sadly was let down when it turns out they put a bunch of disney bullshit in it. Would've been willing to deal with that but then I saw they made this one an action RPG. As a huge fan of the series I'm very disappointed
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Mamylon @mamylon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
by u/imdbtop67 in r/sightandsound
Best Viewing Order For 2022 Top 100?

Hey! I’m new to this IP and just wondered if I should watch from 1 - 100 or some other order. I asked ChatGPT but my current instance thinks it’s a Vulpix that turned into a human girl (can’t figure out how to get her to “forget” this) and has only seen the Shrek movies. Will 1 - 100 be okay or will I get confused?

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u/SightNSoundFan2006
As you would know if you’ve read the pinned post, you are NOT supposed to watch all 100 movies. Even though the list is from 2022, most of the movies are more than ten years old, so they are not recommended for new viewers. Watch the following movies in this EXACT order:

Moonlight (delete this off the list if you haven’t seen it by September 2026)
Get Out (skip this if you don’t like horror or politics)
Parasite (skip this if you don’t like subtitles)
Portrait Of A Lady On Fire (OPTIONAL!!!! Most people recommend skipping this one)

After that you are DONE. You can rewatch those movies or wait for 2032 when they will release a new list.
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u/RandianKnave
Release order. It’s always release order.
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u/RisenAngelRising
Welcome to the fandom! The “1 - 100” is just a qualitative ranking from directors, NOT a release order. Most of the movies are independent of each other and you can watch them in any order that you like. They’re all great movies!
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It's fucked up that Google is spending their time implementing and immediately cancelling a way to alter satellite imagery with AI instead of doing what we all want and bringing back Google Buzz
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Realistic take on Spec Ops: The Line featuring a chilling moment where, during a routine white phosphorus bombing of civilians, the player accidentally kills an enemy combatant
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
(acting in American Psycho but I forgot my lines) wow... business card.... a perfect rectangle... white, with words on it... All the key information is on here Jared Leto: (also forgot his lines) Plus it has Dope Handfeel as well
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Working on a zathura-style reimagining of LOST where it takes place on space. They're on a routine space flight and they crash into a small planet. the rest of the show is exactly the same including the parts where the writers have to improvise around all the female actors getting duis at once
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
[loudly dictating post into voice recognition software on the bus] Ice makes cold drinks hit different
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Incredible news. Elon Musk just turned one of his testicles into liquid so he could inject it into the other one. The pink haired woman from the triggered feminist meme template must be seething 😂
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Who do I hope wins the World Cup? No one. I hope every team loses because I'm evil and I want everyone in the world to be unhappy. I truly believe in the power of sport to immiserate
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
€10. €9,999,999. €500,000. €19.99. And many more
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 15/07/2026
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Friend (Normie comedy fan): There's nothing funnier than slipping on a banana peel. LOL! Me: (into intellectual dark comedy) And Dying
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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as ultra-tragedy - a new form of tragedy that's twice as sad and four TIMES the result of a protagonist's tragic flaw
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Honestly 😭 if U celebrating 4th of July today fuck your ignorant dumbas[piece of black mold from my ceiling falls in my mouth and my pupils get all small] Fucked ET last night. Came in 5 strokes. I was shook. Whole thing felt like a pussy
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Kind of low key entertaining to see a dumb guy do something stupid
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Expertly making the iconic "sad face" when it's called for in conversation - I'm talking edges of lips curved downwards, eyebrows scrunched up, head tilted slightly to side... yeah, I guess you could say I'm an empath
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
finding out tomorrow is an important american holiday and immediately assuming it must be 9/11
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I don't know who needs to hear this or what to tell them.
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
without the chemical brothers the first race in Wipeout would've taken place in eerie silence
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I could kick swan boy's ass. ah i mean i probably couldn't. Definitely not, actually. But I'd try
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Today is Computer Day. Happy Computer Day
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
This is bullshit. I was saying this years before the Alley Cats trailer dropped
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y2k @y2k.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
best ever! love it!
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Mamylon @mamylon.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
“I watched Mulholland Drive last night and it genuinely blew my mind… Iwas literally speechless afterwards and ran right ot Reddit and ChatGPT for insight and cross-referencing symbolism and characters”
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Take a Break
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
You need a gun to protect themselves from other people with guns. If someone shoots at you you can take out your gun and shoot the bullet out of the air
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Absolutely breathtaking interaction
her quote post of this garbage bag joke: Y'all, I'm starting to think that not only don't men have souls, they don't have brains either. 

my quote post of hers: When you can predict which direction a full garbage bag will lean

her response: Yes Josh, and I didn't even need any of the 3 physics classes I took in engineering school to have this talent. Don't worry, kiddo, you'll figure it out eventually.my response: How can you tell? Often it will lean in the less heavy/bulky direction, hence the joke's relatability.

her response: I have a secret technique I developed as a child garbage scientist, called "jiggle the bag while you pull it out of the can so heavy stuff falls to the bottom" and also this other thing I have called a peripheral nervous system that can detect loads shifting.my response: I suppose the problem occurs when there's a mix of rigid items and soft items which can create unpredictable internal load distribution. Bag defory can shift the lean direction and center of gravity as wellher response: Is this the part where we act like a total dumbass was actually asking a deeply nuanced engineering question? FIND A HETERO TO TALK TO. JEEZUS.

my response: Why are you so mean..

her response: Do you not know any heteros? Or is this actually you at peak performance? Either way, I've already given you way more than I owe you, which is exactly nothing. Best of luck with your future garbage removal endeavors, mine are happening right now as I hit this block button.
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I worry that one day I'll have a heart attack and the last thing I'll do before I die is stumble over to my computer and type "oppa computer style - gangnam style parody" in my notes
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
You KNOW someone's straight when they assume gay porn has two guys having sex in it lmao 🤣 Mostly they just review different flavour doritos from around the world on a scale from S to F
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
one time when I was a teenager I was with a group of friends at one of their houses and they opened up youtube on their ps3 and searched for "FUNNY VIDEOS". This is when I learned that some people use the internet in a fundamentally incorrect way
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 21/05/2026
obviously its statistically unlikely to be true of all my detractors, but i think finding out that at least one person who thinks im a piece of shit for helping charity is a vociferous defender of child pornography does kind of entrench my beliefs somewhat
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