Reposted by g0mNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 17/07/2026ICE agent slipping on a banana peel and doing a perfect backflip and landing it perfectly and then getting pissed off because the entire squad had their body cameras off 01235
g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone 138149293427
Reposted by g0mstupid man @porktartare.bsky.social · 07/09/2026[Cut to chef in kitchen sweating while chugging unknown liquid] Chef: I am God's perfect angel. I have trained under every famous chef. I have a "seventh sense" that allows me to know that the clientele will crave. The demon Ramsay has been summoned here to test me, nothing more. 0261
g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 07/09/2026[any time any american online friend hasn't been online in a few days] Ah they most likely died in Iraq. fighting insurgents. damned shame 214617
g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 05/09/2026It is: ableist to say that I'm not allowed to open Magic the Gathering The Hobbit™ booster packs on my phone while driving exactly between both lanes. It's also classist because I bought the cards with in-game currency instead of spending real money on gems 011010
g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Mandatory gdpr training at work said "Raw data is like oxygen for AI systems, and the more they have, the better they work!" Whatever man I already knew that raw data is like oxygen for AI systems. and i also knew that productivity scales linearly with oxygen intake 7714
Reposted by g0mSridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Dimethyl mercury is just the scary-sounding scientific name for water. It's fine. "It's a chemical". Yes, water is a chemical. 1138028
Reposted by g0mNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I love to read a beautiful book and have it profoundly change my life for 45 seconds 128434
g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Was really excited to check out the Kingdom Hearts 4 trailer. Sadly was let down when it turns out they put a bunch of disney bullshit in it. Would've been willing to deal with that but then I saw they made this one an action RPG. As a huge fan of the series I'm very disappointed 2668
g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 01/08/2026It's fucked up that Google is spending their time implementing and immediately cancelling a way to alter satellite imagery with AI instead of doing what we all want and bringing back Google Buzz 2291
g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Realistic take on Spec Ops: The Line featuring a chilling moment where, during a routine white phosphorus bombing of civilians, the player accidentally kills an enemy combatant 011817
Reposted by g0mNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 28/07/2026(acting in American Psycho but I forgot my lines) wow... business card.... a perfect rectangle... white, with words on it... All the key information is on here Jared Leto: (also forgot his lines) Plus it has Dope Handfeel as well 213073478
g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Working on a zathura-style reimagining of LOST where it takes place on space. They're on a routine space flight and they crash into a small planet. the rest of the show is exactly the same including the parts where the writers have to improvise around all the female actors getting duis at once 1403
g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 27/07/2026[loudly dictating post into voice recognition software on the bus] Ice makes cold drinks hit different 211615
g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Incredible news. Elon Musk just turned one of his testicles into liquid so he could inject it into the other one. The pink haired woman from the triggered feminist meme template must be seething 😂 11133
g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Who do I hope wins the World Cup? No one. I hope every team loses because I'm evil and I want everyone in the world to be unhappy. I truly believe in the power of sport to immiserate 1535
Reposted by g0mNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Friend (Normie comedy fan): There's nothing funnier than slipping on a banana peel. LOL! Me: (into intellectual dark comedy) And Dying 71004206
Reposted by g0mAdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo 182134554695
g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 05/07/2026History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as ultra-tragedy - a new form of tragedy that's twice as sad and four TIMES the result of a protagonist's tragic flaw 0426
Reposted by g0mNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Honestly 😭 if U celebrating 4th of July today fuck your ignorant dumbas[piece of black mold from my ceiling falls in my mouth and my pupils get all small] Fucked ET last night. Came in 5 strokes. I was shook. Whole thing felt like a pussy 91474255
g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Kind of low key entertaining to see a dumb guy do something stupid 0160
g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Expertly making the iconic "sad face" when it's called for in conversation - I'm talking edges of lips curved downwards, eyebrows scrunched up, head tilted slightly to side... yeah, I guess you could say I'm an empath 0322
g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 03/07/2026finding out tomorrow is an important american holiday and immediately assuming it must be 9/11 6678
Reposted by g0mSridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I don't know who needs to hear this or what to tell them. 838869
g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 02/07/2026without the chemical brothers the first race in Wipeout would've taken place in eerie silence 0482
g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I could kick swan boy's ass. ah i mean i probably couldn't. Definitely not, actually. But I'd try 7471
g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 22/06/2026This is bullshit. I was saying this years before the Alley Cats trailer dropped 0170
g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 12/06/2026You need a gun to protect themselves from other people with guns. If someone shoots at you you can take out your gun and shoot the bullet out of the air 1430
Reposted by g0mjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Absolutely breathtaking interaction 1462599227
g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I worry that one day I'll have a heart attack and the last thing I'll do before I die is stumble over to my computer and type "oppa computer style - gangnam style parody" in my notes 1876
g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 30/05/2026You KNOW someone's straight when they assume gay porn has two guys having sex in it lmao 🤣 Mostly they just review different flavour doritos from around the world on a scale from S to F 11117
g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 22/05/2026one time when I was a teenager I was with a group of friends at one of their houses and they opened up youtube on their ps3 and searched for "FUNNY VIDEOS". This is when I learned that some people use the internet in a fundamentally incorrect way 219634
Reposted by g0mUncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 21/05/2026obviously its statistically unlikely to be true of all my detractors, but i think finding out that at least one person who thinks im a piece of shit for helping charity is a vociferous defender of child pornography does kind of entrench my beliefs somewhat 2656529