Reposted by ChestburstySalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 8hMy day just got 35% better listening to that Stevie Wonder song 8xs in a row 97425
Reposted by ChestburstyFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 8hit's called a wig maybe you've haired of it 24914
Reposted by ChestburstyChestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 05/01/2024Really Great Personality Spice 0118
Reposted by ChestburstyJohn Gorman @jpgorman.bsky.social · 19hThe scene where they meet cute as he tells her not to buy a VHS player and instead recommends a combination VHS/DVD player dates that movie and everyone who made it *so hard*. I know exactly how that store smelled. 121
Reposted by ChestburstyNANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 30/09/2026IT’S WOIMSDAY AGAIN 450379
Reposted by ChestburstyNANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 10hSLUGGO’S THURSDAY SPECIAL 322930
Reposted by ChestburstyMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 10hThe best way to say hello is with a firm booty shake. 77446
Reposted by Chestburstyharpy @harpy.party · 7hyard skeletons are free if you peel them out of a person 0287
Reposted by Chestburstyweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 7hWhere would I be without the ongoing heroic narrative in my head, just another schlub I guess 5565
Reposted by ChestburstySalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 8hYou know shit’s getting real when a drummer switches to the bell of his/her ride cymbal 38923
Reposted by ChestburstyBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 8hHow YOU doin’? I mean financially. Matt LeBlanc here for AARP 212646
Reposted by ChestburstyKip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 11hI'm old enough to remember when Gilgamesh slayed the wood demon. 02010
Reposted by Chestburstyashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 10hi never knew a dog could hate being outside until i met waffles 31133
Reposted by Chestbursty𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 10hBroke up with my medieval bf because he said I should ‘write a tapestry about it’ in an argument 113034
Reposted by Chestburstytofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 18hthe "what's that?" to "i'm gonna boop it" pipeline 216227
Reposted by Chestburstycaroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 12hNancy 10/1/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible Hat” Part 4 754337706
Reposted by Chestburstyalexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026the social media ideal is firing off three to five borderline nonsense posts before closing the app and taking a 2 hour nap 916238
Reposted by ChestburstyK.C. Clyburn, Author @kccomplainsalot.blacksky.app · 23hLouis CK sexually assaulted a woman and after less than a decade he's getting Netflix specials while Dave Chappelle talks about how the woman who was assaulted has a "weak spirit". You, a man, are not upset enough about rape culture. 15913
Reposted by ChestburstyK.C. Clyburn, Author @kccomplainsalot.blacksky.app · 23ha key reason why rape culture persists is because men do not fear reprisals from *other men*. they do not expect other men to care if they raped someone. they do not expect other men to treat them poorly. they believe that most men will doubt a victim's story and demand evidence. 517972
Reposted by Chestburstysweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026one time i got into a heated argument with a male colleague over the spelling of my name. i told him that i knew how to spell my name to which he replied “i don’t actually think you do.” 3528741
Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 8hWe watched it in a social studies class when I was in high school and we all ran to the windows and yelled when Howard told us to. I'm still mad as hell. 110
Reposted by ChestburstyTHEE Mabel Spookytits @mabelsmalltits.bsky.social · 11hShe's communing w/ the fridge 112416
Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 9hI don't need a fancy home, I need a cave with a complicated network of tunnels that goes all the way to the edge of the molten center of the earth a nation unto myself 02412
Reposted by ChestburstyAmanda @hellomanders.bsky.social · 10hdreamt i was quoting “network” to anyone who’d listen, still woke up mad as hell. 33711
Reposted by Chestburstyashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 10hit’s become so normal for people to disclose their rapes to appeal to people’s humanity around rape cases that we don’t think about how disgusting the need to do that is put the worst moment of your life out for public consumption, so that half the comments can call you a liar. 7984209
Reposted by Chestburstykattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 12hnot pt barnum or pt cruiser but a secret third thing (ptsd) 😬 48834
Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 9hI exfoliated my scalp today, I feel so fresh so clean so relieved of head sludge 0135
Reposted by Chestburstytraumahawk @abarelightbulb.bsky.social · 10hthink im watching An Elder blaze one right in front of me in an abandoned Hardees parking lot. nah, wait. wind changed. it's just an American Spirit 031
Reposted by ChestburstyChris and his farmily of forever farm friends @caenhillcc.bsky.social · 9hThursday morning with sister cats Smudge & Potato 1844458
Reposted by Chestburstytrickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026flaring my nostrils because i’m having a good nose hair day 1026878
Reposted by ChestburstyFlayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We are the uncs you couldn’t chop 2508
Reposted by Chestburstymurphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 9hWhoever said you can't win 'em all was clearly talking about the los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. 161
Reposted by Chestburstycap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Careful, the plate is hot. And the fork. Actually I microwaved all the dinnerware for 25 minutes. 512246
Reposted by Chestbursty🐈⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 9h*Sadly, softly* Welcome to the jungle, Nanna 142
Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 9hBabies are like the Dorito variety pack and I'm sorry to inform you that not all of them can be Cool Ranch 12813
Reposted by ChestburstyChestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Paradise City came on the radio and I forgot how much Axl reminds me of my grandma 💔 1144
Reposted by ChestburstyJason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 9hThere are a lot of cruel stereotypes of people in the Midwest, and they’re all true. 2142
Reposted by Chestburstycrumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 10hWolfman once, shame on you. Wolfman twice, fuck you Wolfman. 22412
Reposted by ChestburstyJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 10hSeptember 30 October 1 222848
Reposted by Chestburstylos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 10hI could finally reach my charger after 4 days 06112
Reposted by ChestburstyJack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 10hAfter 30 years together my wife turned to me and said it’s kind of funny Gary Oldman matches his name now. 47825
Reposted by ChestburstyJesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of 105100052091
Reposted by ChestburstyDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 9hThat tiktokker's name? Albert Einstein 527646
Reposted by ChestburstyGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 10hmy death penalty stance from childhood on has always been Fuck No although my reasoning has evolved to this current form: humans are fallible, systems are flawed and so innocent people will be convicted + the state should never do premeditated murder 618016
Reposted by Chestburstygravekeepr @gravekeepr.com · 16hThere are apparently people on the internet who will tell you you shouldn't kiss your cats face and I didn't think it was possible to be so intellectually, emotionally, and morally wrong. 2336825
Reposted by ChestburstyAlice McFlurry @alicemcflurry.bsky.social · 9hThe ridiculously small pockets in women's clothing become slightly more acceptable when you refer to them as thumb warmers. 1113