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Chestbursty

@chestrovert.bsky.social
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1. Be excellent to each other 2. Party on dudes Mine: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlm76unvjc… Care Bear Stares: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlm76unvjc…

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 8h
My day just got 35% better listening to that Stevie Wonder song 8xs in a row
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 8h
it's called a wig maybe you've haired of it
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 8m
The Justin Timberlake it's gonna be May meme but I've edited it to make it look like he has green skin and red eyes. You know, for Halloween. The text says "it's gonna be mane October."
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 05/01/2024
Really Great Personality Spice
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John Gorman @jpgorman.bsky.social · 19h
The scene where they meet cute as he tells her not to buy a VHS player and instead recommends a combination VHS/DVD player dates that movie and everyone who made it *so hard*. I know exactly how that store smelled.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
IT’S WOIMSDAY AGAIN
WOIMSDAY 
NANCY MEETS SLUGGO DOWNTOWN 

HE HAS JUST GOT PAID AT THE BAIT SHOP WHERE HE WORKS 

NANCY IS TRULY SURPRISED ABOUT HIS PAY

SLUGGO:THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS

SLUGGO IS HOLDING A TIN CAN FILLED WITH WOIMS (WORMS
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 10h
SLUGGO’S THURSDAY SPECIAL
P1- SLUGGO’S THURSDAY SPECIAL 
NANCY WATCHES AS SLUGGO WORKS AT A LOCAL CAFE 
CUSTOMER: A DISH OF SPAGHETTI 
SLUGGO: A MILE OF ROPE
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 10h
The best way to say hello is with a firm booty shake.
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harpy @harpy.party · 7h
yard skeletons are free if you peel them out of a person
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 7h
Where would I be without the ongoing heroic narrative in my head, just another schlub I guess
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 8h
You know shit’s getting real when a drummer switches to the bell of his/her ride cymbal
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 8h
How YOU doin’? I mean financially. Matt LeBlanc here for AARP
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 11h
I'm old enough to remember when Gilgamesh slayed the wood demon.
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 10h
i never knew a dog could hate being outside until i met waffles
scraggly white poodle with a bad haircut
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 10h
Broke up with my medieval bf because he said I should ‘write a tapestry about it’ in an argument
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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 18h
the "what's that?" to "i'm gonna boop it" pipeline
tofu cat staring at something above the camera tofu cat playfully batting at the thing above the camera
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 12h
Nancy 10/1/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible Hat” Part 4
Nancy vents to Aunt Fritzi, telling her she may have to break up with Sluggo because of his new hat. Fritzi thinks she’s being dramatic, until she sees the hat….
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the social media ideal is firing off three to five borderline nonsense posts before closing the app and taking a 2 hour nap
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K.C. Clyburn, Author @kccomplainsalot.blacksky.app · 23h
Louis CK sexually assaulted a woman and after less than a decade he's getting Netflix specials while Dave Chappelle talks about how the woman who was assaulted has a "weak spirit". You, a man, are not upset enough about rape culture.
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K.C. Clyburn, Author @kccomplainsalot.blacksky.app · 23h
a key reason why rape culture persists is because men do not fear reprisals from *other men*. they do not expect other men to care if they raped someone. they do not expect other men to treat them poorly. they believe that most men will doubt a victim's story and demand evidence.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
one time i got into a heated argument with a male colleague over the spelling of my name. i told him that i knew how to spell my name to which he replied “i don’t actually think you do.”
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 8h
We watched it in a social studies class when I was in high school and we all ran to the windows and yelled when Howard told us to. I'm still mad as hell.
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THEE Mabel Spookytits @mabelsmalltits.bsky.social · 11h
She's communing w/ the fridge
Cat being silly
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 8h
This is so freaking great!!
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 9h
I don't need a fancy home, I need a cave with a complicated network of tunnels that goes all the way to the edge of the molten center of the earth a nation unto myself
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Amanda @hellomanders.bsky.social · 10h
dreamt i was quoting “network” to anyone who’d listen, still woke up mad as hell.
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kel 🩸 @viewtoakel.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
happy october!
sigourney weaver posing w a pumpkinsigourney weaver posing w a pumpkin
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 10h
it’s become so normal for people to disclose their rapes to appeal to people’s humanity around rape cases that we don’t think about how disgusting the need to do that is put the worst moment of your life out for public consumption, so that half the comments can call you a liar.
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 12h
not pt barnum or pt cruiser but a secret third thing (ptsd) 😬
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 9h
I exfoliated my scalp today, I feel so fresh so clean so relieved of head sludge
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traumahawk @abarelightbulb.bsky.social · 10h
think im watching An Elder blaze one right in front of me in an abandoned Hardees parking lot. nah, wait. wind changed. it's just an American Spirit
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 10h
beetle booty ✨
green and black spotted cucumber beetle on a red and white variegated rose
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Chris and his farmily of forever farm friends @caenhillcc.bsky.social · 9h
Thursday morning with sister cats Smudge & Potato
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trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
flaring my nostrils because i’m having a good nose hair day
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Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We are the uncs you couldn’t chop
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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 9h
Whoever said you can't win 'em all was clearly talking about the los Angeles Angels of Anaheim.
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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Careful, the plate is hot. And the fork. Actually I microwaved all the dinnerware for 25 minutes.
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 9h
*Sadly, softly* Welcome to the jungle, Nanna
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 9h
Babies are like the Dorito variety pack and I'm sorry to inform you that not all of them can be Cool Ranch
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Paradise City came on the radio and I forgot how much Axl reminds me of my grandma 💔
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 9h
There are a lot of cruel stereotypes of people in the Midwest, and they’re all true.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 10h
Wolfman once, shame on you. Wolfman twice, fuck you Wolfman.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 10h
September 30 October 1
Mike MyersMichael Myers
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 10h
I could finally reach my charger after 4 days
Rio cat laying on my leg
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 10h
After 30 years together my wife turned to me and said it’s kind of funny Gary Oldman matches his name now.
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 9h
That tiktokker's name? Albert Einstein
Q john lennon last words
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Holding his wound, John Lennon said his famous last words "et tu, Brute?" after former bandmate George Harrison shot him. Lennon had been shot by Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr in the minutes prior. A passerby started laughing and loudly exclaimed "got his ass" and proceeded to film a TikTok video.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 10h
my death penalty stance from childhood on has always been Fuck No although my reasoning has evolved to this current form: humans are fallible, systems are flawed and so innocent people will be convicted + the state should never do premeditated murder
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gravekeepr @gravekeepr.com · 16h
There are apparently people on the internet who will tell you you shouldn't kiss your cats face and I didn't think it was possible to be so intellectually, emotionally, and morally wrong.
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Alice McFlurry @alicemcflurry.bsky.social · 9h
The ridiculously small pockets in women's clothing become slightly more acceptable when you refer to them as thumb warmers.
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