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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿

@krisko.bsky.social
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this account is cat pics, nerd talk, lefty politics, ttrpgs, books (mostly animorphs) & bad jokes tofu is a flamepoint saimese cat tesla is a black & white cow cat krisko is a nerdy bi disabled autistic minnesotan socialist catdad human (all he/hims)

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 14h
go ahead. keep raining. i'll just eat even more grilled cheese and tomato soup
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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 22h
i love getting tofu's help making the bed
tofu cat laying on a mattress sans sheets
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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the "what's that?" to "i'm gonna boop it" pipeline
tofu cat staring at something above the camera tofu cat playfully batting at the thing above the camera
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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the "what's that?" to "i'm gonna boop it" pipeline
tofu cat staring at something above the camera tofu cat playfully batting at the thing above the camera
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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
wiggles says hi
wiggles the dog looking into the camera
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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
been on hold so long they ran out of music and now i'm just waiting in silence
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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
apparently tofu is a fan of rick and morty
tofu cat sitting on a mobility walker staring up intently at a tv showing rick and morty
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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
they are perfect
tofu cat laying against tesla cat, both looking into camera
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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i am so fucking proud of myself (a thing i so rarely say). i started learning indonesian just last month, but when it showed up for two lines when i watched 'backrooms' today, i understood half of it, and i am ridiculously proud of this tiny, silly accomplishment
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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
tofu is helping me highlight my notes while learning indonesian
tofu cat gnawing on a sharpie highlighter
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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
may we all find the peace of a sleeping tofu
tofu cat asleep on the back of a chair
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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
caturday cuddleday
tesla cat and tofu cat cuddled up in a cat bedclose up on sleepy nonplussed faces of tesla cat and tofu cat
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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
at tofu's first kitty checkup he was purring so loudly the vet had to flick him on the nose so she could listen to his heart
little white tofu kitty cat
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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
pov: you left the house for 15 minutes and tofu has been waiting to jump in your lap the whole time you've been gone
tofu cat looking lovingly into the camera while standing in my lap
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
we got a visit from andre the giant (a dachshund/german shepard mix) and tofu was very brave about it
dog in foreground with my hand on it's cooler, tofu cat approaching hesitantly
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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
love driving to my dr office to find out it was a telehealth appointment
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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
tofu looks like he's about to hustle me
tofu cat sitting in front of a cardboard box cat toy
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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my body made the decision for me, and to absolutely nobody's surprise it went with nervous
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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
scan results revealed something wonky, i meet with a surgical consult this afternoon. torn between being nervous about surgery and being relieved that there might be an end in sight for my abdominal pain
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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
can i hit level 30 in the two months before i visit indonesia? almost certainly not but imma try
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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
we bee hunting
tofu cat attempting to bite bee toy
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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the mighty bee hunter
tofu cat on his back playing with a bee toy i am dangling above him
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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
coheed and cambrian explosion
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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
saga fucking rules
a green plant hag on fire
"so here's to another victim of this goddamn war, a woman who at least managed to die exactly as she lived "the same woman in flames with the words "HIGH AS FUCK" floating around her
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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
how much do you have to tip the ct tech for them to throw a little morphine in with the contrast dye injections?
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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i got my first ever detention for playing this in class, then got my second detention for playing this during detention
game boy pokémon blue
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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
scientists say nobody has ever been sleepier than this
face of tofu cat sleeping
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Democrats are well positioned to inherit power thanks to disgust with Trump, but ultimately none of this is about what Dems did in response to Trump. They mostly capitulated and are benefiting from being the other party in a two party system, I don’t have any positive expectations for them.
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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
therapist: you can use white noise to calm your body boomer: i prefer brown noise me: *laughs so hard i need to excuse myself from group*
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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
tesla says i was supposed to go to bed hours ago
tesla cat laying on my bed, looking wistfully into the camera
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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
learning the most important indonesian phrases
duolingo 
pisang itu tidur
that banana sleeps
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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
tofu slept through dnd day
tofu cat asleep in cat bed
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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
my person bought a new toy for the boys
tofu cat swatting at a bee toy tesla cat playing with bee toy
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
O hey Reminder that in (homophobic) '94 as Dookie was blowing up, Green Day picked queercore Pansy Division to open for them + a lot of venues pressured them to drop them as openers -- Green Day told the venues they wouldn't play if PD didn't - and the venues (mostly? all?) backed down. huh.
green day x pansy division flyer
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The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU
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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i don't know how tofu is breathing but nevertheless he seems quite content in this caturday cuddle puddle
both cats cuddled together in a cat bed, tesla laying his head on tofus face
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
we don’t talk enough about how mushrooms are just the fruit part of a much bigger organism, one that lives in the darkness of the earth and whispers secrets with trees
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Ory and Iris @hmtmu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fun times with feline friends, old and new 😻 @krisko.bsky.social #cat #catsky #catsofbluesky #photography
A portrait of a torbie cat with green eyes and an orange forehead sitting in her grey play mat looking up. Her whiskers are delightful. A portrait of a brown and black classic tabby cat with green eyes and a peach nose lying in his cat perch bed with his head lifted and his gaze dreamy. A portrait of a cream colored cat with pale tan points batting a bee toy with his mouth openA portrait of a white cat with black and brown tabby patches holding a bee shaped toy. The cat plotted his attack from inside a dark cat tunnel.
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You do not need to explain, to Queer or Black or Disabled people in America, that you can't always have a perfect thing. That is not news to us. You are not providing new information. It is the height of arrogance to assume that's not already part of our understanding of the world.
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Ory and Iris @hmtmu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I found tofu! 😻 @krisko.bsky.social #cat #catsky #catsofbluesky #photography
A portrait of a cream and tan cat lying on his side on a blue blanket. His right eye is open and his left is closed. He is looking directly at me (behind the camera).
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Ory and Iris @hmtmu.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Iris thinks if she crouches low enough, she might get the chance to meet tofu and tesla 😻😹 @krisko.bsky.social #cat #catsky #catsofbluesky #photography
A portrait of a torbie cat with green eyes and an orange forehead crouching in a blue suitcase. She is almost entirely visible, but she does not realize this.
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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
for the next three days my long distance sexy friend becomes a short distance sexy friend! (and hopefully sometimes a no distance sexy friend)
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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
a cuddly tongue out tuesday
tesla cat with tongue out while cuddling tofu cat tofu cat cleaning his forepaw while cuddled with tesla cat
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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
if aliens ever openly invaded i'd tie their shoelaces together as they march out of their spaceship
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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ladies, gentlemen, and those of the more interesting genders: it is officially cuddle season in casa de krisko
tofu cat and tesla cat sharing a cat bedtesla cat and tofu cat sharing my lap, tofu is laying on my legs facing away, tesla is laying against my chest and laying back into my arm. the cats are cuddling each other butt to butt in a move we call "the moon landing"
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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
tesla was very afraid and also very brave. he only needed about 50 forehead smooches to survive this ordeal
tesla cat in the back of a cat carrier, my arm with animorphs tattoos reaching in to comfort him by rubbing his chintesla cat in the back of a cat carrier, my arm with animorphs tattoos reaching in to comfort him as he pressed his forehead into my handtesla cat laying down but staying alert inside his carrier
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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
tesla loves going to the vet, his whole face lights up with joy
tesla cat inside a carrier making the angriest facial expression a cat can make
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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i miss obi wan catnobi
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Bill Buster @busterbnyc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
FREE TOFU
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