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John Gorman

@jpgorman.bsky.social
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Potbellied insomniac with a borderline personality, but in the good way. Stay at home dad, writer, songwriter, musician, live show enthusiast, recovering sports freak. Teams: MKE Bucks, Arsenal, Ohio State football. Milwaukee by choice, Ohio by blood.

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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 3h
at the funding and execution level, the republican party is now, functionally, elon musk and donald trump. plenty of people taking orders from them, but they’re the two giving the orders.
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John Gorman @jpgorman.bsky.social · 2h
Been lucky enough to have seen him a couple times the last few years, and it's so funny, there's always a gaggle of middle-aged dudes up close, standing reverently, watching him but not really moving, just letting the waves of shredding noise wash over them like pilgrims at the foot of their savior.
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libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 3h
one of the greatest posts ever
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 7h
to be jd vance means you ate so much shit -- just legendary amounts of shit -- that one day, teary eyed with rage, you shook your fists at the godless sky and swore you would never again be in a position to be humiliated again. it means you were so fundamentally broken by the every day indignities
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 7h
of american life. the same indignities you and i have had to endure all our lives. they broke him. they made him a nazi who is married to a person of color. a man who, as a matter of public policy, hates his own children. he is one of the weakest creatures you will ever lay eyes on. finish him
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Sab Steele @voidmother.northsky.social · 9h
We as a society have not grappled with the consequences of "the only people who do not understand the situation are the people paid to understand the situation" writ across an entire culture
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John Gorman @jpgorman.bsky.social · 3h
I watched a supercut of all Hoffman's scenes in ALMOST FAMOUS a while back and it's like five or six minutes and he's the heart and soul of a movie, full of well-known actors, about a super popular topic, that would have *totally failed* without him in this one role.
Phil Hoffman in ALMOST FAMOUS, wearing a Detroit Sucks shirt and smoking a cigarette while talking on a red telephone.
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John Gorman @jpgorman.bsky.social · 4h
This is LUDICROUS.
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ceej @ceej.online · 4h
everyone in this state is getting 100 text messages a day begging us to vote for a guy named “Jim” or “Bruce.” we deserve this
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ceej @ceej.online · 4h
wisconsin supremacy
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John Gorman @jpgorman.bsky.social · 4h
This rules.
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The Ballard Bubbler @parkerbs.bsky.social · 4h
all of Milwaukee for MVP
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John Gorman @jpgorman.bsky.social · 4h
I don't think it's going to happen, but I do believe we are in range of a World Series Game 7 in Milwaukee on a Halloween Saturday night, and I don't know if any of you have been here on a weekend Halloween, never mind a Saturday, but a portal WILL open if that happens. Where to is anybody's guess.
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Milwaukee Record @milwaukeerecord.bsky.social · 5h
OH MY GOD THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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THE BREWERS WIN IT, THE BREWERS WIN IT, OH MY GOD THE BREWERS WIN IT
OH MY GOD THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 5h
I hear the Milwaukee Art Museum is zoomin' around, doing loops and stuff
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John Gorman @jpgorman.bsky.social · 5h
Did not work this until well into my 20s, and I lived here for like five years ahead of the realization.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 5h
The Dodgers should have spent more money
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 5h
absolute spanking of a series, jesus
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jb @jabartlett.bsky.social · 5h
Jeff Levering on Brewers radio: "Oh my God the Brewers won the pennant!"
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 5h
it's his day....
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Jim Owczarski @jimowczarski.bsky.social · 5h
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Bob Uecker's Midnight Staley Punch in Major League
ALT: Bob Uecker's Midnight Staley Punch in Major League
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Nicholas Sideras ☃️ @nicholas.sideras.net · 5h
A picture of the big screen at dodger’s stadium with a giant “congratulations Milwaukee Brewers 2025 NL champions”  graphic
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John Gorman @jpgorman.bsky.social · 5h
Unbelievable, man. Just totally unreal.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 11h
I use two factor authentication with the homies. Hugging, and kissing
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John Gorman @jpgorman.bsky.social · 11h
Retirement and making it JD Vance's problem for the big guy, turning off their phones and going on vacation for two years for congresspeople. Total abdication of all professional duties and even notional responsibility to the country and its people, with some fleeing the country outright.
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Le Ca-ghoul @lecagle.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Tweet by @itsmegangage on 28 July 2021, “WE WERE LITERALLY BORN ONTO A PLANET THAT GROWS FOOD HOW DID WE FUCK UP SO BAD THAT I GOT A CREDIT SCORE”
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Z-Your Enrico Palazzo @enricopalazzo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
3-0.
Local sausages in a great mood.
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John Gorman @jpgorman.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Life is easy and love is free, people. Go Brewers.
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John Gorman @jpgorman.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Bound to happen. Still plenty of time.
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John Gorman @jpgorman.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
A real key to Blake Snell's performance tonight has been bouncing every seventh pitch three feet in front of the plate. Keeps the guys on their toes.
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John Gorman @jpgorman.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
What's Benny Johnson doing there?
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 15/10/2026
I would take more seriously the people promoting the idea of AI consciousness if they first materially grappled with the (much more obvious) consciousness of animals and how that affects our moral obligations to them.
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John Gorman @jpgorman.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
One day one of these dudes is just going to flip Trump's plate into his lap and yell at him to do something about it, he won't, and nobody else will, and that'll be that, and we will deserve it.
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John Gorman @jpgorman.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
He sold out all his supposed morals to get here and realizes this is as far as he's probably going to get so he might as well party while he's at the controls, he can flip on all these guys later if it comes to that.
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John Gorman @jpgorman.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
One of the more pathetic Overly Tan Dumb Loser White Guys with Beards Who Don't Wear Ties, and that's not easy to be, credit where it's due.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Under the Silver Lake (2018)
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Mr. Completely @brokensymmetry.art · 15/10/2026
Maybe the fact that you have to drag people to use it is yet another clear indicator that smart homes are actually stupid wasteful bullshit
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Denzel Washington's 'My Man'
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 14/10/2026
Joe Rogan has to pretend he’s not a political actor for his particular politics to appeal to the audience he’s using to accomplish his political goals.
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John Gorman @jpgorman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
You had to have two separate coats/jackets, one for going out to party and one for everything else, your clothes and hair smelled like an ashtray the morning after being in a bar, and you'd take the clothes off and shower if you could before going to bed otherwise it would smell for a day or two.
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John Gorman @jpgorman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I have to redo this one a little bc I didn't know they said this shit at Sphere. The anti-Napster guys saying they're not political at the $400-a-bad-seat Vegas social experiment venue is a new low in the "we're not about politics, we're about music" public conversation. Get fucked, Hetfield.
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John Gorman @jpgorman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Randomly heard a podcast in a Lyft the other day where a mathematician went long on whether or not mathematicians should bother with the field in the age of AI, if the field itself was now dead and no human should bother anymore, and it was one of the most interesting podcasts I've ever heard.
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John Gorman @jpgorman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Everyone I go to Phish shows with does not listen to Phish at all other than at the shows we go to, and even then only about half of the time.
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John Gorman @jpgorman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
No she wasn't.
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John Gorman @jpgorman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Jesus Christ, man.
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔾𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝕎𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕥 @radiator9987.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Chi Pu, Vietnamese Actress, Plays with Bubbles
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This goddamn admin is a Guillermo del Toro movie.
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 13/10/2026
Remembering that time when some big name accounts were arguing that X is all good now and the algorithm has been de-Elon'd. Wait, that was yesterday. The same time this was happening.
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John Gorman @jpgorman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
She was the sneering spirit animal of Trump 1, but some people just aren't cut out for life on the road.
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