Mike F @animaldrums.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Francis Ford Coppola? What's next, Martin Chevy Scorcese? Brian Cadillac Coupe De Palma? 322924
Mike F @animaldrums.bsky.social · 16/08/2025You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses. 203577659
Mike F @animaldrums.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Double double, oil and soup Fire burn and liquid poop 4947
Mike F @animaldrums.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Coworker: any plans for the weekend? Me: nothing much, probably just roaming the earth as did the dinosaurs of old 448097
Mike F @animaldrums.bsky.social · 13/05/2025hey man it's urgent that we speak in person. i sent you the coordinates of a difficult to access space where i've been hanging out completely alone. i'd love it if you could meet me here at any time in the future 120828
Mike F @animaldrums.bsky.social · 05/02/2025They need to bring back silent films, so i can make phone calls in the theater without any background noise 342554
Mike F @animaldrums.bsky.social · 07/12/2024I'm excited for Nosferatu, but I'm even more excited for the movie next year where Nosferatu, the Northman , one of the guys from the lighthouse and The VVitch team up to acquire a series of powerful jewels 1234844
Mike F @animaldrums.bsky.social · 15/11/2024you should never keep a baseball bat to defend against home invasions. because what if the guy breaking in has a baseball. you're just going to end up trying to hit that instead 8747116
Mike F @animaldrums.bsky.social · 15/11/2024going into the movie theater with a bulky leather jacket with one sleeve pinned up like ive got one arm, and once i sit down i slide a deli container brimming with cabbage soup out of the pinned sleeve and pop the lid and it instantly smells like fart within a 6 seat radius of me 114314
Mike F @animaldrums.bsky.social · 14/11/2024making a neon sign for a company that does cloud services for public sector accounting. guys you do not need a neon sign. it's too much trust me. your business does not have a neon sign vibe. LEDs is pushing it 1723
Mike F @animaldrums.bsky.social · 07/11/2024I don't tip food delivery guys in cash I just give them some food from the kitchen. like i figure it probably takes about an hour to deliver the food. and probably a couple hours to bake a loaf of bread. so i will give the guy half of a loaf of bread. 2584
Mike F @animaldrums.bsky.social · 07/11/2024i watched Terrifier (2016) and for the first 45 minutes or so i was sold. but then he got on that little bike. get off of that thing. i need to see 3 or 4 more hours of back story to understand why you even have that small bike at your disposal 1656
Mike F @animaldrums.bsky.social · 02/08/2024After getting one million cuts in my life I finally got one of those infected cuts like you hear about, need to take the antibiotics and everything. have to be honest I didn't think it could happen to me. 3413
Mike F @animaldrums.bsky.social · 26/07/2024Thinking about applying for this job as a Sex Sheriff 1157680
Mike F @animaldrums.bsky.social · 13/02/2024I took a day off from work because there was supposed to be a big snow storm. But it only snowed like one inch. Going to be pretty embarrassing going back in there tomorrow 3426
Mike F @animaldrums.bsky.social · 02/02/2024made a big pot of stock this morning. now im making a big pot of soup. 4280
Mike F @animaldrums.bsky.social · 14/01/2024He was the type of guy with a 100% flat back and ass. The type of man who, if there were more than one of him, they would be stackable, 1643
Mike F @animaldrums.bsky.social · 12/07/2023[Trailer for Funyuns (2024)] Jeremy Strong holds an onion up in front of a board room "Kids don't want to buy this. They see this and they think Grandmas Soup. They hate this shit." he throws the onion hard against the wall "I think it's about time we started having a little fun with it" 3620116
Mike F @animaldrums.bsky.social · 02/07/2023Just learned that the Chevrolet logo is supposed to be a bowtie. It doesn't look like one. There are pasta shapes that did a better job than Chevrolet's graphic designer 09515
Mike F @animaldrums.bsky.social · 01/07/2023Performing a 3 am heist cutting a gumball machine in half with an angle grinder and making off with $36.50 in quarters 115722
