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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈

@sheev.calamitousintent.com
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writing stuff, they/them, 39. AuDHD. sober stoner. from the river to the sea 🖤🩶🤍💜 i want to repost your image but it needs alt text 🥳

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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 4h
it's kinda like pooping air
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Micheeel @micheeel.bsky.social · 17h
🆘 I’m watching my family fall apart, and I can’t stop it. Mahmoud is dying as sepsis spreads through his body. Sham is sick, and my daughters are hungry. All I want is to keep them with me, but I feel like I’m losing them despite all I do. Please, donate and share. 😭💔 chuffed.org/project/omsh...
A girl, looking asleep, lies on a mattress, with a nebulizer device on her mouth and nose, with an IV access on her left arm.Mahmoud asleep in a hospital bed with both his legs completely strapped and stabilized with metal fixatorsThree sad girls on a grey couch. The youngest one in the middle is crying
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IrishNinjⒶ @irishninja.bsky.social · 21h
"Donations stopped several days ago, and my children desperately need medicine, milk, and food. I feel helpless; I don't even have the simplest things they wish for. We only need $100. Even $5 could make a difference and save a family struggling to survive." chuffed.org/project/plea...
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 4h
sheev stop eating frozen candies!
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Yllek @yllekaj.bsky.social · 6h
I've run out of black 😝 Temporary inconvenience. Welcome break 😁
A colourful fabric maze
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St. ÐøøM 🥃🐛 @doomcaller.bsky.social · 6h
Jeremy Allen White looks like a 1950s detective character, and Sorkin looks like his shoes
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 6h
you should follow jade 👇🏻😊
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Bongtologicalshock 🫲👁️〰️👁️🫱 @bongtologicalshock.bsky.social · 7h
8:23 pm mac n chak experience
POV Mac n chak
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beepatrix3 @benamas2.myatproto.social · 7h
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▲▼▲▼▲▼ @arajay.com · 7h
just finished this little guy
a painted miniature of an anthropomorphic toad person holding a trident
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ChiliDishGambino @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 11h
NO KINGS OR QUEENS* *except Monarch butterflies
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 11h
🦋
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Neil Pajamas @agrippanothing.bsky.social · 11h
If anyone ever says this shit in your presence, you know exactly what you have to do.
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 11h
When I joined an improv troupe in college (that never performed), the dude who formed the group spent the first gathering showing us tapes of his high school improv show. Which did the opposite of what he intended.
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Fantastic M. Fox @mrfox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fingerpicking test ✅
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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 12h
i dont even order BLTs anymore i just order LTs cuz i dont want the waitress to think im reddit
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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 13h
drink this, i'll put some hair inside your chest
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Micheeel @micheeel.bsky.social · 22h
Om jameel:my kids appeal to you with tears, pain,&heartache to help save our mother.She is suffering from a heart valve prolapse&has also experienced uterine bleeding;her condition is critical.we need $300 of her surgery so she can recover&return to hold us in her arms😭🥹 chuffed.org/project/1839...
Abu Jameel and Om Jameel sitting on the floor with their five children, Bags and belongings in the background indicate they are being displacedFive children standing inside a tent, closing their eyes, with their palms upOm Jameel resting in a hospital bed after her preliminary surgery. Her face is blurred.Om Jameel lying in a hospital bed wearing a hospital gown, resting after her preliminary surgery
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the unmanageable chulk @hulkfuckscar.top · 14h
i am not immune to propaganda. that's why im taking a proppa ganda of this whole thing
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 14h
bluesky flag
three horizontal bars comprised of the dark background color above and below with timeout error message pink in the middle
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 15h
racially 👏 inclusive 👏 goatse 👏 wall 👏 charger 👏
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Micheeel @micheeel.bsky.social · 18h
Since the war began, Nurse Hammam has treated Gaza's wounded for free & still a volunteer. He needs us to help his homeless and hungry family and his epileptic brother who suffers from epilepsy & severe seizures. Let’s not fail them💔Please donate to buy food & medicine🤲 chuffed.org/project/1844...
Nurse Hammam at work wearing a blue scrub and white hospital gloves, examining a patient's ankle.Nurse Hammam at work in a hospital ward, placing metal fixators on a patient's lower legs.Selfie of Hammam in his tent's patio, with all types of belongings in the background (clothes, shoes, furniture, tools..etc)Selfie of Hammam with his disabled brother inside a tent with the unicef logo on the fabric
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big feeler @notsamflower.bsky.social · 16h
Holy shit, yes www.instagram.com/reel/Dd1e9sX...
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riley on Instagram: "take this audio with a grain of salt. BPD is a spectrum and every person is different. — not every person with BPD experiences this in childhood. and not every person with BPD is ...
2,516 likes, 140 comments - rileyylizabeth on September 28, 2026: "take this audio with a grain of salt. BPD is a spectrum and every person is different. — not every person with BPD experiences this i...
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Zooey Wants to Enjoy Halloween for the First Time Ever @zooey.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
bwwkrwwms
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 29/09/2026
backrooms
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DerekZarban @derekzarban.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dynamite: Nobel, 1866. Basically nitroglycerine & clay. Triggered by fire, force, & electricity. Becomes unstable. Mainly mining. Usually red sticks. TNT: Häussermann, 1891 (was yellow dye, 1863). Triggered mainly by blasting cap. Very stable. Mainly warfare. Usually yellow blocks.
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Alexandria W. Darling @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hey drunk im dad
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 29/09/2026
what y'all know about weird al's unrecorded "my heart will go on" parody
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el Niñoberries @ninaberries.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is fun m.youtube.com/watch?v=HV5P...
m.youtube.com
CHOLOS IN PARIS: The Ballad of the White Wolf
YouTube video by LONG LIVE ELVIS
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Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So you're on the road, and there's thunder? Like some kind of a thunder road? What song do I play on a thunder road? Nothing's coming to mind
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sam 👻 @imabirdplane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I DECLARE THERE WILL BE JOY. youtu.be/invZIgVL2wo?...
youtu.be
RAYE, Amma, Absolutely - 'Joy.' (Official Video)
YouTube video by RAYE
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ChiliDishGambino @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Okay this is how you cultivate brand loyalty
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ChiliDishGambino @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As my life spins more out of control it’s becoming increasingly clear to me that I need to start arbitrarily collecting a shit ton of one type of thing to take back power
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allegedly jillian @gajillians.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
went to the junkyard today and ripped some trim pieces off of cars with my hands. i actually do like need these ones for my car but in the future im gonna do that to take out some aggression. its only $3 to get in
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hello im frog (frogpiling coordinator) @upsettinglyhotfrog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I had a dream that I had sex with Satan in 2017 and I've been chasing that dragon ever since
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 29/09/2026
what's a song you play on a hot, dry, lightning-stormy night on a dark highway with your arm out the window?
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dog of wisdom @wife.girl-mech.bond · 29/09/2026
this mod is so fucking cool
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 29/09/2026
drop some magic 🎹
youtu.be
Ben Folds Five - Magic (live)
YouTube video by BFFfreakingout
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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
drop some magic 🎩
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draft punk @sainthing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
new law no spitting on the ground ever again you fucking gross freaks
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nikk @nikk.ca · 28/09/2026
edible arraignments
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Metamora @metamora.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
they spent like a decade reconfiguring the entire banking apparatus to pretend crypto actually had nominal value in a marketplace of people who spend their paychecks on hot dogs and water and when that didn't work they immediately reverted to a beer hall putsch where the attendees are already Nazis
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Barbie Girl, Interrupted @leesha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyone named Peter [lastname] Jr. should be called a re-Pete
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jade “the rock” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 28/09/2026
i love alligators i always thought they looked like big sweeties to me
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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[obi-wan's spirit in luke's ear when he's kissing leia] "use the tounge, luke.."
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actually… im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
size isn’t as important as most people think. girls are okay if you have a small hadron collider instead of the large one
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UGG!!! @uggcaveman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
AI just met you and this am crazy but ugg got hungry and ate a baby
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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
⛑️ 😦 😯 🎺🦆🩺 they must be a 🛹 quack of all trades
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jade “the rock” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 28/09/2026
addie while discussing gaining spider-man powers so we can make out spider-man style: "hear me out... big mommy silkers"
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ʟʊʟʊ ȶɦɛ ɢɦօֆȶ (ɮɨʀɖ ʍօɖɛ) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Because a "flint stone" makes sparks. Get it? Their last name is a hard material that causes sparks? & where did they live? Bedrock? The solid part under all the surface? Also the lowest point? GET IT?! THE PUN-STONES IS MORE LIKE IT AM I RIGHT?!
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