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Reece Dinsdale @reecedinsdale.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
To the good people of Halifax & campaigners wanting to save this beautiful place… I’m presently doing my very best (alongside like-minded others) to give you exactly what you want. #SaveSquareChapelArts… FOR THE ARTS!!! 🙏🏻 www.halifaxcourier.co.uk/news/square-...
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Campaigners' fears over sale of troubled Halifax theatre
Campaigners trying to ensure Halifax’s Square Chapel Arts Centre is re-opened to the public are concerned for its future now it is up for sale.
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
🎵 Aruba, Jamaica, ooh, I wanna take ya Bermuda, Bahamas, calm down Judith Chalmers 🎵
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Katy Moon @oog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"YOU'LL EAT WHERE I FKN TELL YOU TO EAT"
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cattleprodding.bsky.social @cattleprodding.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Romford Road cycle route this morning. Not much point in a cycle path if its going to be used as a car park
A van parked across a cycle laneAnother van parked across the same cycle lane a few metres away
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Xero Reynolds 41/100 on Patreon @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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Louis Strong @louisdstrong.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Poirio
A picture of David Suchet as Poirot, but I've drawn over it in MS Paint so he's got the standard blue Mario dungarees but an an orange top underneath the dungarees and an orange hat with P logo similar to Mario and Luigi's.

Basically I just thought the moustache was similar to Mario's so thought he should be the third brother.
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Reece Dinsdale @reecedinsdale.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I would love to breathe new life into this little gem… but I NEED funding! I may well eventually turn to you good people, but if there’s an arts-loving benefactor out there who fancies putting their shirt on a passionate, highly-qualified player, then do give me a shout.🙏🏻 Please RT, folks! x
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Mikeado @mikeado.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Got two tickets for Pulp at Wythenshawe Park tomorrow going spare. £140 face value but would take £100. How many people are even on Bluesky to see this? Not shifting these, am I.
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Damian Barr @damianbarr.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
We *can* all do something (not spark wildfires, for example). But asking individual citizens to solve systemic problems is peak neo-liberalism. Not watering our gardens isn’t going to fix pipes or build reservoirs. Government needs to do more than ban barbecues and send scary alerts. NOW.
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Northern & proud 👊 @gazlancs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
A rare shot of Posh celebrating at the football
David Beckham and others wildly celebrating a goal, Victoria Beckham sits quietly next to them staring in to space.
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 01/07/2026
Why didn't Andy Burnham make Pickford Health Secretary? Because he couldn't stop the DR's strike
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Sean @anfieldsmustard.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Margaret Thatcher April 9th 2013
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hoskas @hoskas.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
HYDRATION BREAK
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
basketball’s all like gimme that pumpkin i need it and tennis is all like fuck this lemon you take it.
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Kinell @sinistercinemastudios.art · 15/06/2026
Is right my G, bite his stupid hair
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one.
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 11/06/2026
Shocking language from Roy Castle in “family film” Dr Who and the Daleks
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Matthew Willis (Naval Air History) @navalairhistory.com · 11/06/2026
This one from @happytoast.co.uk seems apt
A riff on the 'this is fine' meme only instead of a dog in a burning room, it is Keir Starmer sitting amid skinheads waving St George's Cross flags and spray painting crosses on the walls, while smoke on the ceiling reveals that the place is burning
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Baby octopus @mancalled.horse · 10/06/2026
I'm led to believe that the Prime Minister has actually issued a statement about last night's pogroms. But in order to read it you have to have an account on the combination far right propaganda/child abuse image website run by the US billionaire who has called for a fascist coup in Britain.
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
*mortal kombat voice*
An album cover with a painting of praying villagers and the title "FINNISH HYMNS"
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cattleprodding.bsky.social @cattleprodding.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Alex from Big Brother is the new Havering cabinet minister for highways. Interesting choice
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 17/05/2026
look, we shouldn't have to boil the oceans because you cooked your brain to the point that you can't compose a 1.5 sentence email
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The Dobson Family and Colin the Dalek @dobbersw.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I still love the theory a Year 6 child proposed to me that David Attenborough is actually God and he got fed up with people not noticing the amazing things he'd created, so he made documentaries to show off.
David Attenborough and one of his creations.
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Adam Roberts @adamroberts.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
*sings in Eleanor Rigby* Pull on my finger I will pretend it's a lever that leads to my bum Gases will come
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The local vicar has an ear infection, so he's had to swap his normal dog collar for one of those cones to stop him scratching.
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cattleprodding.bsky.social @cattleprodding.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Happy Birthday Cringer. 21 Today.
Elderly tabby and white fluffy cat sitting on a sofa in a sunbeam next to a big happy birthday badge
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cattleprodding.bsky.social @cattleprodding.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Rode through Ilford this morning. Police out on strike day stopping bikes that as far as I could tell were riding on a shared pavement/cycle route.
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PantoSplaining - The Panto Poster Podcast @pantosplaining.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Keith Harris - the absolutely terrifying early years... PantoSplaining from Billingham youtu.be/KCh88tSovgU
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Jane Hill @janehill.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Dramatic scenes at BBC Breakfast.
The Artemis rocket launches with a chyron below that says: Weather presenter Carol Kirkwood leaves BBC after 28 years.
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
MILLS IN SEX PROBE• Sara Cox tipped •Lovejoy, looking up from a newspaper, with a startled expression.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 20/03/2026
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Rose Ruane @regretteruane.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Saw your boyfriend in Hobbycraft
Some kind of purple plastic crafting device for texturising paper called distressing tool
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
GB News has never made a profit because it doesn’t exist to make a profit. It exists to exert pressure to push broadcast news channels further rightwards. It is about further poisoning the information environment. That’s why it exists.
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cattleprodding.bsky.social @cattleprodding.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
The local cafe was quick off the msrk
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Cameron Yarde Jnr @cameronyardejnr.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
"It's Pancake Day, yes it's Pancake Day it is P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P Pancake Day!" #PancakeDay
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Oh boy.
Dr. Samuel Beckett leaps from life to life trying to put right what once went wrong...Oh! He's leaping! He's only fucking leaping!What life will the brave Dr. inhabit next? I can hardly contain my curiousity!Oh. He's Peter Mandelson's dog, which is apparently on the cover of tomorrow's Times Magazine along with his dodgy as fuck owner for some reason.
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☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
sabrina carpenter singing islands in the stream w the muppets has healed me in ways i did not know i needed
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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
On average, people can go fuck themselves ten times a day without even realising
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Matt Massarella-Gill @3788mg.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
RIP Les
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Steve Chambers @planningtransport.co.uk · 30/01/2026
1903: Don't build a fire station! It will arouse desire for a library.
Hornchurch Local Government.
The ratepayers of Hornchurch have rejected the resolution of the Parieh Council to build a new fire station and Council offices, at a cost of about £1,500. The opinion was expressed that a lavish ontlay would arouse a desire for a public library and a swimming bath. The idea of having public buildings seemed to meet with very little farour. A small outlay, it was considered, would put the fire station into good repair; and the village schoolroom was thought to be sufficiently conveient for the • Parish Council deliberations.
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Jack Blackburn @hackblackburn.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I love Stephen. The face of a doomed WW1 officer and the wardrobe of John Travolta. #thetraitors
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Daniel Benneworth-Gray @danielgray.com · 20/01/2026
London backgrounds from 101 Dalmatians, 1961
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
“Your mad wife burned Thornfield to the ground? Surely you can’t be serious.” “I am. And don’t call me Shirley.” — Jane Eyreplane
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Celestial M Weasel @celestialweasel.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
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BertrandRustles @bertrandrustles.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
IT’S NOT A HACK IT’S JUST ANOTHER THING YOU CAN BUY FUCK OFF.
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 19/04/2025
I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
A drawing of a perfect phone that only has three buttons on it, one of them says IS HE DEAD one of them says AM I BROKE and the other one says RELAXING PUZZLE GAME
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cattleprodding.bsky.social @cattleprodding.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
@ofalafel.bsky.social one 8 year old happy with what Santa brought her!
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Happy Christmas to all you lovely people in my phone!
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