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"She exhausts easily under the pressure to be interesting”

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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 2h
Well done, the crowd’s 13
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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 1h
England making a stadium of kids cry is it?
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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 23h
Yeah, I’m going to need Claudia to repeat those instructions
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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A chippy tea and The Traitors and Friday doesn’t get much better
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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH
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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ll love them forever if they get rid of Amol first up
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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Kemp going full paranoid after 24hrs. Perfect
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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am happy for my entire licence fee to be spent on this
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Celebrities, they're just like us! #Traitors #CelebrityTraitors
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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
SCREAM
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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If Cluadia is in the coffin I’ll scream
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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Julie acting like I would #celebritytraitors
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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here we go #celebritytraitors
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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I bet Ruben Dias knows the outcome of Celebrity Traitors and doesn’t even care
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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I had *sonehow* forgotten that The Traitors started tonight so that was a lovely surprise
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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think this might highlight a bigger issue than whether you can hang a football calendar
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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A cash-strapped rural police force struggles to deal with Red Diesel gangs. Until its chief inspector realises can get the Met Police to deal with the problem... ...if he pretends they're Iranian. A new six part comedy starring Toby Jones.
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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes, yes, I know it’s Starbucks but I couldn’t resist
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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Has Bernardo Silva been a little prick? It’s never the ones you imagine
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Jenny O @msyellowhat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jason Statham but the rest are muppets
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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Slot secured with a massive turkey and a bottle of Champagne
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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Collapse-a-rooni
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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Parks And Rec Leslie Knope at Ice Rink
ALT: Parks And Rec Leslie Knope at Ice Rink
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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So, what’s everyone doing for New Year?
Email announcing Waitrose Christmas shopping delivery slots open this week for some
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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
First shower in new shower this morning. Genuinely a bit like hot rainfall
A new rainfall shower
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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Funny
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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This City / Sunderland game is bonkers
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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The opening of the new RHOSLC series broke my heart a bit. (And that doesn’t mean what Angie has done to her dog)
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the group shot is incredible #MasterChefUK #CelebrityMasterChef
the infamous tweet "tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babdook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe" with the image swapped out for the Celebrity MasterChef group shot of everyone dressed normally except Joe Pasquale as a top hat wearing skeleton.
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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That’s nice of Arsenal to try and make Spurs fans feel a bit better
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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Well, there you go. Finally
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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
God football will break your heart
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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
THEYVE SCORED
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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
All that pressure from Spurs and it’s Villa that score
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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is a feature of a bar in Newcastle. You will be sliding down through piss and vomit by end of the weekend
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just watched a 24hrs in A&E where they brought in a guy who fell 20ft through a skylight on to concrete and the paramedic says “we gave him some paracetamol…” fuck me, I’d want the good stuff
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 16/09/2026
"Guys, before we put this live, should we check if there's any symbolism to the closing date?" "Nah, should be fine."
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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
6hrs without a working toilet, I think as a middle aged woman this was a true test of endurance
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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Stop harping on about multiview, Sky. I’m not a sports bar
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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think it’s perfectly reasonable if you are having renovations done that you get a takeaway despite it being only the bathroom being done, and anyone who thinks otherwise can make their own dinner
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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Overly invested in Kevin the rabbit being nicked from Ouseburn Farm so very relieved to see the update this morning
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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Trainspotting (2026)
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Claire Cullingworth @ccullingworth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This made me smile, attached to an ordinary cast iron drainpipe on a house in Durham. #TinyJoys
A cast iron drain pipe going down the side of a white-painted house.  A crest of red feathers and a bright orange beak made from something solid have been attached around it.  It looks remarkably like "Feathers McGraw", the evil criminal penguin from The Wrong Trousers.
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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Having a new bathroom fitted this week and they’ve been stripping the old one out for last two hours so I’ve reached the “What Have I Agreed To” stage already
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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Michael Oliver looks absolutely sick of his life
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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You can hear the strop in Neville’s voice.
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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
PM running the GNR for a homeless charity is it…
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