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Bringing YOU fuckin' sunshine. Capisce?

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hoskas @hoskas.bsky.social · 3h
What a fucking shithole country.
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hoskas @hoskas.bsky.social · 11h
#fewmin Wordle 1,929 X/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #1207 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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hoskas @hoskas.bsky.social · 12h
This story is nuts on steroids
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14h
Trump starts to brag about renaming the Gulf of Mexico but then remembers he's speaking to a Hispanic Heritage Month event
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 16h
My therapist: What level of self confidence do you aspire to have? Me: ⬇️
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hoskas @hoskas.bsky.social · 23h
Imagine being a City player from that era who wasn't on a dodgy contract
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Macron: “Brexit is the biggest lie of the last 30 years. “Those who said, "We will be richer" - eight points of GDP less ten years later. "”We will solve the problem of immigration" - it is more complicated than before. "”We are going to crush it in international trade" - it is worse.”
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Westerns & the Old West @davidlambertart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy Birthday to the late Madeline Kahn, born Madeline Gail Wolfson 84 years ago today
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hoskas @hoskas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
More twists than an M. Night Shyamalan film.
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hoskas @hoskas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Aww Danni #gbbo Crying like when Nadiya made her beautiful speech way back when
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hoskas @hoskas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
C'MERE FOR A HUG TOM #gbbo
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hoskas @hoskas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who's the woman doing the Gillette Venus ad please?
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hoskas @hoskas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
MO I THINK I'M FALLING FOR YOU. PLEASE HAVE THIS TOUCAN OF MY LOVE #gbbo
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hoskas @hoskas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Paul can't deal with Danni. Relax Paul ffs #gbbo
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hoskas @hoskas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why did I just get an advert for East Anglia whose tagline was 'The Quickest Way to UnLondon'? THIS IS THE NORTH LOVE
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hoskas @hoskas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I fucking LOVE Iced Gems #gbbo
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hoskas @hoskas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ALSO YES, GET STUCK IN TO PAUL AS WELL TOO THX #gbbo
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hoskas @hoskas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
GET STUCK IN TO THOSE BICCIES NIGELLA #gbbo
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hoskas @hoskas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
GOD I LOVE THIS SHOW #gbbo
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hoskas @hoskas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How big is Gary's garden? #gbbo
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hoskas @hoskas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If I made two consecutive typo free posts, I hope you'd alert the authorities to my kidnapping.
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hoskas @hoskas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wgat woukd you say is the greatest British film of all-time? Gimme a Top 5 Who Dares Wins Oliver Zulu Life of Brian Sense snd Sensibility
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hoskas @hoskas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Cornell rapists can live long awful lives without hope or joy or friends, then they can burn in hell and the Cornell faculty can go with them
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hoskas @hoskas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's Tuesday so it must be Nigella. @seldon.bsky.social made this tonight. Bloody gorgeous www.nigella.com/recipes/chic...
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Chicken and Pea Traybake
I thought I had exhausted the culinary possibilities of a pack of frozen peas, but my friend, and excellent cook, Alex Andreou, led me by the hand — it does take a leap of faith — to his method of usi...
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of my weirder preoccupations in celebrity bodyguards. Imagine your job is just being paid to be massive and hover and make eye contact with people and glower and be like "I wouldn't, babes." Have you seen Kendrick Lamar's bodyguard?
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hoskas @hoskas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Fairford Five
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hoskas @hoskas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Also, what really happened at Fairford. Was it a stag do? Was it dickheads playing Tinker, Taylor, Soldier, Spy? Was it diesel rustlers? Was it flytippers? Was it a sex thing?
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hoskas @hoskas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think the Fairford farmer needs to stop talking now
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hoskas @hoskas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This shite just popped up in my mems
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Jason Sinclair @jsinclair.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When is Burnham going to make weekends without proper football between September and May illegal.
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 27/09/2026
Exit, pursued by a fucking bear
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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hoskas @hoskas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When J-Lo has a fashion show in Milan at 1pm then is Gamekeeping for the Duke of Cambridge at 3:30
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hoskas @hoskas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
S3 and S4 (I'm halfway through S4) are hilarious. Bloofy hell Hugh is good.
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hoskas @hoskas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've sent all or part of 32 of these shows. But all 5 of my faves are there, so go me, I guess.
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hoskas @hoskas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wordle 1,924 3/6* ⬛🟩⬛🟨⬛ 🟨🟩🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ConnectionsPuzzle #1202 🟨🟨🟪🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟪🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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hoskas @hoskas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Discovered today my dad owns a top hat. Seriously, does anyone else outside the Royals and the racing folk own one? I think not
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Dorothy's Expressive Blink
ALT: Dorothy's Expressive Blink
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hoskas @hoskas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Having this filor tea, it's bloody gorgeous. Pasta with sardines, lemon, cabbage, chillies www.instagram.com/reel/DVbpZR_...
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rory Stewart asking questions
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Princess Bride: Westley Awaken
ALT: Princess Bride: Westley Awaken
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hoskas @hoskas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Someone obviously muted me, which you know, fine whatever, but they still follow me which is weird so I have unfollowed and muted them cos apparently there's no soft-block on here and despite my best efforts I am that petty bitch.
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hoskas @hoskas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wordle 1,922 6/6* ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #1200 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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hoskas @hoskas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tempting fortune
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hoskas @hoskas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
HOW TALL IS TOM? #gbbo
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hoskas @hoskas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is Shannon gone?
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hoskas @hoskas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Might be a bit in love with Mo #gbbo
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hoskas @hoskas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I coukd never be a Bake Off judge because white chocolate can go to hell. And take figs with it #gbbo
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hoskas @hoskas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jesus Christ, that's fucking bleak
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hoskas @hoskas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ok, now I feel so bad for Danni. That was a shitty thing to happen #gbbo
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The 70s Guy @stevenw888.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
21st September 1979 – In the middle of their rare and massive North American tour, the members of ABBA took a family break to take their children to Disneyland. #Abba
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hoskas @hoskas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Why is Yannis making a Peter Sutcliffe cake? #gbbo
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