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Robert Dallas Gray @robertdallasgray.com · 01/10/2026
you cannot kill acaster and let rajan live. it is against god
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cattleprodding.bsky.social @cattleprodding.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hopefully. I only had a race bike back then. I got a more sensible commuter when I started commuting regularly. Although the back roads through there are nice for a leisure ride
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cattleprodding.bsky.social @cattleprodding.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When I commuted to Basildon I I used to go through Upminster & west horndon rather than risk the a127. I was late too often from fixing p***tures going the more direct route. That was 15 years ago. Its deteriorated even more since then
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Reece Dinsdale @reecedinsdale.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
To the good people of Halifax & campaigners wanting to save this beautiful place… I’m presently doing my very best (alongside like-minded others) to give you exactly what you want. #SaveSquareChapelArts… FOR THE ARTS!!! 🙏🏻 www.halifaxcourier.co.uk/news/square-...
halifaxcourier.co.uk
Campaigners' fears over sale of troubled Halifax theatre
Campaigners trying to ensure Halifax’s Square Chapel Arts Centre is re-opened to the public are concerned for its future now it is up for sale.
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
🎵 Aruba, Jamaica, ooh, I wanna take ya Bermuda, Bahamas, calm down Judith Chalmers 🎵
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Howlingatthe Moon @oog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"YOU'LL EAT WHERE I FKN TELL YOU TO EAT"
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cattleprodding.bsky.social @cattleprodding.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They'd only be 10 minutes. Just picking up a bag of chips for the way home.
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cattleprodding.bsky.social @cattleprodding.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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cattleprodding.bsky.social @cattleprodding.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
3.20pm on thursday. On a busy route very near a secondary and primary school
A car parked horizontally across a pavement blocking the whole footway and also the entrance to a zebra crossing
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cattleprodding.bsky.social @cattleprodding.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Romford Road cycle route this morning. Not much point in a cycle path if its going to be used as a car park
A van parked across a cycle laneAnother van parked across the same cycle lane a few metres away
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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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Louis D Strong (The D stands for Dracula) @louisdstrong.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Poirio
A picture of David Suchet as Poirot, but I've drawn over it in MS Paint so he's got the standard blue Mario dungarees but an an orange top underneath the dungarees and an orange hat with P logo similar to Mario and Luigi's.

Basically I just thought the moustache was similar to Mario's so thought he should be the third brother.
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Reece Dinsdale @reecedinsdale.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I would love to breathe new life into this little gem… but I NEED funding! I may well eventually turn to you good people, but if there’s an arts-loving benefactor out there who fancies putting their shirt on a passionate, highly-qualified player, then do give me a shout.🙏🏻 Please RT, folks! x
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cattleprodding.bsky.social @cattleprodding.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Probably the immersive Grease experience. Its somewhere near Battersea, I think
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Mikeado @mikeado.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Got two tickets for Pulp at Wythenshawe Park tomorrow going spare. £140 face value but would take £100. How many people are even on Bluesky to see this? Not shifting these, am I.
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cattleprodding.bsky.social @cattleprodding.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
🙂 my second home in the summer. Its the best place to meet dogs
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cattleprodding.bsky.social @cattleprodding.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ah, no. I thought that railway bridge was on Brentwood road. Im in Hylands park watching cricket
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cattleprodding.bsky.social @cattleprodding.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
You must be minutes away from me!
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Damian Barr @damianbarr.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
We *can* all do something (not spark wildfires, for example). But asking individual citizens to solve systemic problems is peak neo-liberalism. Not watering our gardens isn’t going to fix pipes or build reservoirs. Government needs to do more than ban barbecues and send scary alerts. NOW.
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cattleprodding.bsky.social @cattleprodding.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
🥹
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cattleprodding.bsky.social @cattleprodding.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I'm loving 20° in Wales but the pictures of Romford on fire look terrible
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cattleprodding.bsky.social @cattleprodding.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Bit of hyperthyroidism but shes OK
Elderly cat asking in a sunbeam
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cattleprodding.bsky.social @cattleprodding.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
My old lady cat (21!) has manky fur even though I brush her. She has arthritis so cant reach to groom herself very well
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Northern & proud 👊 @gazlancs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
😆😆
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cattleprodding.bsky.social @cattleprodding.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
No. I can't pick favourites. I like far too much stuff
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cattleprodding.bsky.social @cattleprodding.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I think next school year I'm going to photograph it every day I do the walk. That the local council thinks the answer in our borough is to give back more space to cars is a joke. Its a half mile walk and theres not one day I dont have to go in the road to get round a car on the pavement
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cattleprodding.bsky.social @cattleprodding.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This one is a cul-de-sac. The pavement is too small to fit the 600+ people walking in to school so you have to walk in the road. The traffic camera is broken so people drive in without a care.
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cattleprodding.bsky.social @cattleprodding.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The number of times ive been beeped at when walking in the one by my kids school (by cars that are NOT permitted there) would back up your point
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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
A rare shot of Posh celebrating at the football
David Beckham and others wildly celebrating a goal, Victoria Beckham sits quietly next to them staring in to space.
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cattleprodding.bsky.social @cattleprodding.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Get out of my internal monologue!
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cattleprodding.bsky.social @cattleprodding.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I redid my theory 10 years after passing because I got a motorbike licence. It was really useful to go back over the highway code. I think you should have to do a refresher everytime you renew your photcard licence
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cattleprodding.bsky.social @cattleprodding.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The victims of car drivers are less likely to be around to tell the tale
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cattleprodding.bsky.social @cattleprodding.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Even the flag bangers dont want it. Rosindell just loves getting in the papers for being a mad bastard. Its his kink
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cattleprodding.bsky.social @cattleprodding.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Embarrassing
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cattleprodding.bsky.social @cattleprodding.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Yes. I'm considering not cycling to work that morning, not sure its going to be safe
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 01/07/2026
Why didn't Andy Burnham make Pickford Health Secretary? Because he couldn't stop the DR's strike
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cattleprodding.bsky.social @cattleprodding.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Take care xxx
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Sean @anfieldsmustard.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Margaret Thatcher April 9th 2013
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hoskas @hoskas.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
HYDRATION BREAK
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
basketball’s all like gimme that pumpkin i need it and tennis is all like fuck this lemon you take it.
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Kinell @sinistercinemastudios.art · 15/06/2026
Is right my G, bite his stupid hair
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cattleprodding.bsky.social @cattleprodding.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Yes. Ive seen Billy Bragg a few times but this is a different side to him. Even Cringer enjoyed it
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one.
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cattleprodding.bsky.social @cattleprodding.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I've never heard that version before. Thank you
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cattleprodding.bsky.social @cattleprodding.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Imagine that here! There'd be riots.
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 11/06/2026
Shocking language from Roy Castle in “family film” Dr Who and the Daleks
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Matthew Willis (Naval Air History) @navalairhistory.com · 11/06/2026
This one from @happytoast.co.uk seems apt
A riff on the 'this is fine' meme only instead of a dog in a burning room, it is Keir Starmer sitting amid skinheads waving St George's Cross flags and spray painting crosses on the walls, while smoke on the ceiling reveals that the place is burning
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Baby octopus @mancalled.horse · 10/06/2026
I'm led to believe that the Prime Minister has actually issued a statement about last night's pogroms. But in order to read it you have to have an account on the combination far right propaganda/child abuse image website run by the US billionaire who has called for a fascist coup in Britain.
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
*mortal kombat voice*
An album cover with a painting of praying villagers and the title "FINNISH HYMNS"
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cattleprodding.bsky.social @cattleprodding.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Great film
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