Sign in

John Oxley

@joxley.jmoxley.co.uk
17K followers 5.2K following 16K posts

Commentator, writer. UK & international politics. Corporate strategy. The only Tory on Bluesky, but that's why you love me. Newsletter: www.joxleywrites.jmoxley.co.uk Everything else: www.jmoxley.co.uk

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by John Oxley
RG @geezypeas.bsky.social · 9h
We’re gonna rock down to The inland revenue They’re winding up Man City
15348116
John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 9h
Problem with Bake Off is you can spot the ones who have the skills to go deep and who are the personality picks.
10260
John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 9h
After the clamp down on dockless e-bikes, there will be a war on two pin din plugs, nut administrators, the crazy world of Arthur Brown, fence foals, chimney bottlers...
580
John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 11h
Just because you get a picture of something emerging from the water isn't going to convince me it exists.
010910
Reposted by John Oxley
Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 17h
Ann Smiley:
410623
John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 11h
Really enjoy the ads I'm getting on Instagram right now for "exciting careers where you can be yourself" where it takes a good seven or eight clicks (or amazing logo recognition) to establish it's Japan Tobacco International.
390
John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 12h
Burnham sort of hinted at it, and I've joked about it for a while - free movement as a method of reducing immigration.
4266
John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 12h
Damn, if only there were some sort of well-known historical comparison to make for this.
1423959
John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 13h
It will be funny if the Greens and Reform fall back under the weight of their own incompetencies, combined with tactical herding when the election comes, and so three years of "oooh, fragmentation" becomes "And it turns out it was all a dream".
13818
John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 15h
It's still dumb, too.
1181
John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 16h
In Farringdon/Clerkenwell for something and every time I come here I'm puzzled by London having this sprawling furniture and furnishings district we never seem to acknowledge.
7261
John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 17h
My basic view is that even post-29 (I) you remain a bad run of inflation away from another unhinged president (II) lots of stuff the US has retreated from will be low on the list to re-establish.
813120
John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 17h
I know it's a long term thing and bonds are back, baby, but it would be very funny if auto-enrolment accidentally made a system where Muslims were routinely better off in old age.
1140
John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 17h
Back to my regular cry of "You can't do demographic sweet spot politics outside of a demographic sweet spot", but also this is really going to clash with the "more manufacturing/trade jobs" thing because it's damn hard to be a brickie in your 50s, nevermind your 70s.
6514
John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 18h
Robert Spankie MP sounds like he should be a Tory character in a mid-90s sketch show.
2190
Reposted by John Oxley
Phillips OBrien @phillipspobrien.bsky.social · 18h
Russia has one enormous strategic advantage of which it is taking advantage. It can daily attack civilian targets--hospitals, universities, markets--knowing that while Ukraine can do the same, the Ukrainians are too humane to do so.
25468186
John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 18h
In the interests of sharing our daily foibles, I somehow managed to scratch a 3 inch gash into my neck, whilst asleep, so am fielding some weird Q's today.
9251
Reposted by John Oxley
András Forgács W @andraswf.bsky.social · 21h
I made a starter pack apparently and I completely forgot go.bsky.app/Ewu4Hz6
1122
John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 22h
Can @stephenkb.bsky.social actually fuck off, I'd already planned out sth about personalisation of politics with Langley as a jumping off point.
2210
John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 28/09/2026
So much of the British right has just become about insta-react getting likes on X dot com.
5908
John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 28/09/2026
Had a scam call today. Was a bit bored so thought I'd use up some of their time. Anyway, they called saying they were from a housing association, dealing with some sort of property issue. Said "Ok" to the first guy and he passed me up to his manager. Who then asked what I'd complained about.
2212
John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 28/09/2026
Remember, Jenrick is not stupid. He's a trained lawyer, he knows the difference between police and court bail. He's just a turd.
29459105
John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 28/09/2026
"Once, I went out on the rob for diesel, and sparked a major international security incident"
17842153
Reposted by John Oxley
Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think if I were that farmer who has been going on all day about how she phoned the police, I might ease off for a bit now, at least until there’s some sort of clarity
161096
Reposted by John Oxley
John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 11/08/2025
So this is an excuse to tell a story from a recent memorial for a lady I knew, respected and admired despite disagreeing on almost everything political. She was a Greenham Common woman and was going to cut the fence. But she wanted to do it right. So her and her friends did a midnight dummy run...
1257
John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 28/09/2026
There are pretty obvious reasons why, still less than 48 hours after the incident, we might need to be cagey about what and when we actually knew about this plot and it is deeply unserious, social media poisoned stuff to litigate it all in the open right now.
4459
John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 28/09/2026
I think the story of our era will be of a political class that were not only not up to the times they faced, but often wilfully blind to them.
724343
John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 28/09/2026
Charlie Brown's relationship with his hoes is the closest of any on earth.
3604
John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 28/09/2026
Ultimately we created an entire culture around the idea that buying property was a one way bet, that policy would underwrite.
814118
John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 27/09/2026
Someone's getting sent to Slough House.
622124
John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 27/09/2026
One of the things that links Farage and Trumpism is the complete disregard for the seriousness of government, and restraint Vs making everything content.
2740357
John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 27/09/2026
This is also true about many of the things going on with Trump and with Musk. Things you observe by being online just not reported or noticed, and they sound mad.
58818
John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 27/09/2026
I sometimes of this vision of being stabbed to death as a mugger demands my pin number and instead of saying it I reply in a panic with stuff like "The treaty of Westphalia... Come on, that's an easy one!"
10632
John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 27/09/2026
Sue Lawley: "Can you remember, Mr. P., when you first fell in love?"

Enoch Powell: "Yes, yes, I remember that. But I'm not telling."

Sue Lawley: "But you've written about it in your poetry, haven't you?"

Enoch Powell: "Yes, I've written about it. So I don't need to tell. I've written about it, therefore, in the way in which it should alone be

written about."
5204
John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 27/09/2026
The Maginot Line:
1251
John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 27/09/2026
Also, in this instance you are missing out on (1) a banger and (2) a baddie
130
Reposted by John Oxley
Joel @storywonker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I like how, if you didn't get the reference, this would read as an implication that Joxley's a massive slag
2101
Reposted by John Oxley
Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And that woke person's right wing friend? @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk
3311
John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 27/09/2026
Nice up to date reference for the kids.
13746
John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 27/09/2026
TBF, you should call them "coked-up masked hooligans ".
79216
John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 27/09/2026
When you're half way between Chapel-en-le-Frith and Sheffield once more:
2372
John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 27/09/2026
Under no circumstances do you have to hand it to the Taliban, but...
3151
John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 27/09/2026
"To be or not to be fucking, that is the question"
7271
Reposted by John Oxley
Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 27/09/2026
oh we've got a classic one today
2837140
John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 27/09/2026
Oh Lord, grant me social care reform, but not yet.
5666
Reposted by John Oxley
Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Danny Tommo, Amodei, Man City fair play Piddington, Macklemore, Dolly ain’t alive no more Netanyahu’s iron dome, Meg and Harry coming home New cat, Clavicular COVID CONSCIOUS LESBIAN BAR 🎶 we didn’t start the fire 🎶
347094
John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 27/09/2026
Lot of brains fried in this letter page.
4140
John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 27/09/2026
"I only do law, not politics" latest.
5281
John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 26/09/2026
Putney to Westminster is 19 minutes on the Underground.
1015416
John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 26/09/2026
4954