Matt Massarella-Gill @3788mg.bsky.social · 5h“This is an important website” - Guy Martin “Fred Dibnah would have loved this” - Dick Strawbridge 020
Matt Massarella-Gill @3788mg.bsky.social · 5hHappy Celebrity Traitors Day to all who celebrate 🥳🖤🗡️🛡️ 050
Matt Massarella-Gill @3788mg.bsky.social · 19hBet when Big Marty Lewis needs air in his car tyres he parks up near the machine and hopes the next couple of punters don't use the full five minutes. Savvy 010
Matt Massarella-Gill @3788mg.bsky.social · 19hAfternoonopen.spotify.comNeed You TonightINXS · Kick (Remastered 2011) · Song · 1987 000
Matt Massarella-Gill @3788mg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Good morning to the Girls, Gays & They’s FIRST PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE OF THE SEASON, LADS 😍🙌🏻🎃☕️🧡🖤 250
Matt Massarella-Gill @3788mg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026*my Big Coat seeing today’s weather forecast 240
Matt Massarella-Gill @3788mg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Morningopen.spotify.comIt Must Have Been Love - From the Film "Pretty Woman"Roxette · It Must Have Been Love · Song · 1990 130
Matt Massarella-Gill @3788mg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Front page of the Daily Express should be a good laugh tomorrow 010
Matt Massarella-Gill @3788mg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Still laughing at those lads just trying to steal a bit of diesel then they've got the SAS rappelling through their bedroom windows 140
Matt Massarella-Gill @3788mg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Dear the Council: Can you put another speed bump 10 foot along from the other so we have something to land on, please? 000
Matt Massarella-Gill @3788mg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Old People - Does your telephone not ring much anymore? Pop a ‘How’s My Driving?’ sticker on your car for hours of ‘lively’ chat 020
Matt Massarella-Gill @3788mg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Morningopen.spotify.comThe One I Love - Remastered 2012R.E.M. · Document - 25th Anniversary Edition · Song · 1987 020
Matt Massarella-Gill @3788mg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Donald Trump has 5 kids and the weans have 3 mams. He lives in government housing and has a criminal record It’s a wonder he didn’t try and hide one of the kids under a bed for £100 and a packet of cigs 020
Reposted by Matt Massarella-GillMatt Massarella-Gill @3788mg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My phone has been on silent since 2009 3191
Reposted by Matt Massarella-GillAdrian de la Touche @anoraky.bsky.social · 27/09/202690 years ago today the people of Leeds drove the fascists out of our city. It’s more important now than ever that we keep it that way. 110934
Matt Massarella-Gill @3788mg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Afternoonopen.spotify.comGotta Get Thru This - D'N'D Radio EditDaniel Bedingfield, D'N'D Productions · Gotta Get Thru This · Song · 2002 010
Reposted by Matt Massarella-GillIn Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes. 329184663853
Matt Massarella-Gill @3788mg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Still no response from my Microsoft Error Report 8 years ago. Poor 140
Matt Massarella-Gill @3788mg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Just changed a super king duvet cover by myself 050
Matt Massarella-Gill @3788mg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“I am whipp'd and scourg'd with rods, nettled and stung with pismires when I hear of this vile fucking polititian” 110
Matt Massarella-Gill @3788mg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The only negative from yesterday was taking the roof of my ruddy mouth off whilst eating a lovely Wigan pie. Sad 130
Matt Massarella-Gill @3788mg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Hoovering the house wearing nowt but a pair of rugby shorts like I’m some sort of Diet Coke advert off of Temu 140
Matt Massarella-Gill @3788mg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Just remembered that there are some people who call an extended morning kip a ‘lie-on’ and not a ‘lie-in’ I’m all for people from different places having different words for the same thing, but you can't go messing around with the classics 5151
Matt Massarella-Gill @3788mg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You don't hear anything from Rizzle Kicks anymore. Which is great 250
Matt Massarella-Gill @3788mg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Look at the size of these units! 50 penneth for scale 🤎🧡🤍 260
Matt Massarella-Gill @3788mg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Morningopen.spotify.comSing It Back - Boris Dlugosch MixMoloko, Boris Dlugosch, Michael Lange · Catalogue · Song · 2006 020
Reposted by Matt Massarella-GillSon of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"May I ask what you were expecting to see on BBC4 at 7pm on Friday evening madam? Blink 182 perhaps? Destiny's Child? S Club 7 sweeping majestically..." #TOTP 0268
Matt Massarella-Gill @3788mg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The Boy wanted to try Marmite this morning, so I let him dab a bit on his tongue His face nearly turned inside out 🖤💛 290
