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@ohlookbirdies.bsky.social
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I'm not actually Superman. he/him

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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 1h
Fishing is one of the few industries where the net profits are gross
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 1h
A thing I see increasingly often is people going "they say it's all useless but I used AI to do this specific thing so there" and I don't think anyone believes it literally can't do anything so much as a lot of people think the few things it can do well enough just don't outweigh the massive issues
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 14h
In hindsight, wishing I'd have to search for "[software name] disable ai" twenty to thirty-seven times a day might have been a bad use of that monkey paw
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 21h
This is definitely what you want to see when you're expecting something made of glass
Package on a letterbox that looks like it was punched by the Hulk
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 22h
Oof
illustrate the gulf between what has casually (never medically) been called 'high functioning' autism and 'low functioning' autism, a controversial description that uses academic ability and achievement to measure a person's 'functioning' and their worth or value. In reality, even these geniuses found it incredibly difficult to function in society and were considered societally utterly bizzare, but when people say 'high functioning' what they mean is 'We are happy to accept your difference ~on the basis that you are an era-defining genius~.' It's almost like you're saying, OK, I will tolerate you, treat you nicely, treat you like a human being and take your needs seriously, but either I or society had better be getting something in return, something ~big~, like ~gravity~. The neurotypicals do not stop to ask themselves what amazing level of achievement ~they~ have reached to deserve to be treated with empathy.
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I used to be the worst kind of annoying pedant and I've mostly sworn that off but I still find great joy in correcting other annoying pedants who are themselves actually wrong
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ishmael was actually called Edgar but first mate Starbuck kept writing his name wrong on the cup
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Media generally, Jeff Wayne's War of the Worlds was definitely the first terrifying thing I remember. My siblings thought that was hilarious and would jumpscare me with it and I would flip out. Visual media, I watched half of The Stand and literally didn't sleep for a week.
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Someone in my team moved to a different team so someone else is temporarily filling in but they've got a long weekend off so now the original person is temporarily filling in for the temporary one
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Brazil results are bad as themselves, of course, but I'm also frankly sick of all news always being about the same eight names now
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes, computers do everything at our company but don't worry, there's always a human reviewer. Nothing goes out the door without one of our highly trained shruggers briefly glancing at it and clicking Approve
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Slightly blurry lino print of a cartoon possum running away and the text "I HOPE THIS EMAIL DOES NOT FIND YOU"
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why don't they just put the cars' roofs up
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Meanwhile my 8-year old niece did a skydive today, so she's not only better at crochet than me, she's also far braver
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
everything was filled with sperm, except the captain’s pantaloons pockets
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Having a very crafty sort of day
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Made a bag
Roll of hot pink leather with sewing and cutting paraphernalia on a work tablePieces of leather cut out to eventually form a bagTwo bits of the leather clipped together in preparation for the sewingA little pink bag with a blue shoulder strap and matt brass buckles and snaps
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Watching some sort of netflix thriller with Taron Egerton, who looks like a 48-year old divorced dad, despite being my age
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Doing more lino carving
Detail of a chunk of lino with a little guy with ears and a wavy hand in the process of being gouged out
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Made a bag
Roll of hot pink leather with sewing and cutting paraphernalia on a work tablePieces of leather cut out to eventually form a bagTwo bits of the leather clipped together in preparation for the sewingA little pink bag with a blue shoulder strap and matt brass buckles and snaps
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I like the Dresden Files books but it does occasionally get on my tits how much of them is "and then Harry gets inappropriately horny for no reason"
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Traitor is French for "very tor"
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'll be honest, photos of bits of Trump captioned with things like "he looks like a mummy, must be endgame" kinda lose their impact when he just keeps going anyway for a decade and counting Get back to me when he actually falls apart and until then, I'd rather see photos of kittens instead
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
floof
Fluffy grey and black striped cat with a white splash across the front sitting in a fake grass garden surrounded by potted plants and looking slightly sad about it
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's good, I am an extensive vegetarian
Chalkboard sign that reads "We also have an extensive vegetarian-menu! 🍃"
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Look I just think it makes sense to nibble all the weird-shaped bits off the waffle so it's a rectangle before you eat the rest
Rectangular leftover bit of a waffle
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oooh I forgot I ordered this
Copy of The Hobbit, as illustrated by Tove Jansson. Focus of the pink and blue cover is a little man, presumably Bilbo, dressed in a cloak and a floppy pointy hat. He is holding a halberd and a round shield. In the background, a large dragon is hovering over a line of small horse riders. On the left side of the cover, from top to bottom, is shown a wizard, a sneaking man with a sword, a big bird, a bear that seems to be going BOO and a shadowy sitting figure.
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Stephen King prequel called 'Salem's Little
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm just gonna come out and say it: plugging in a USB on the first go is actually really easy
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Had to do a self portrait for a work thing
A face made up of just a pair of glasses and a lot of hair
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The girlfriend got me a present because "they talked about it on a podcast and it immediately made me think of you"
The cover of "Why can't I just enjoy things? A comedian's guide to autism". It shows a man holding a small Colin the Caterpillar cake with a single candle.
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Considering trying for an internal job and hooboy, I forgot how much I hate writing cover letters
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cartoon ass lookin mushrooms tbh
Two very white, very even toadstools surrounded by some green plants and some brown leaves
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's very funny to immediately give Ronaldo's number to someone else tbh
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I recommend searching your own posts for a random word every now and then, it's a fun way to remind yourself of snippets of the past
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
A cartoon character died here
An upside down grand piano on a sidewalk. The legs are missing and the keys are randomly depressed.
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
He's here to do Crimes
A small tabby cat standing with two legs on a chair and with two legs on a dinner table, staring intently at a plate of food leftovers that he is definitely not supposed to eat
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Bird loaf
A jackdaw flumped down on a table so no legs are visible
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef What do you call a deer without eyes? No idea What do you call a deer without eyes and without legs? Still no idea
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
f l o o f
A fluffy white cat with light grey legs and face chilling on the sidewalk. It's hard to tell in the low light but it has very blue eyes.
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Yesssss
Porcelain pot with spider legs on a wooden table. The top of the post is mostly light-coloured, the bottom is mostly a darker grey-green. The legs have pointy bits sticking out of them. In the background is a stack of books.Slightly lower angle of the pot on a wooden table.The spider pot on a wall shelf.
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Sloth leggings Sleggings
A pair of legs clad in leggings showing sloths floating through space
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Cursèd taxidermy
A taxidermied rabbit with terrifyingly human hands, standing on its hind legs and holding a violin. It is not lit very well, which adds to the horror.
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Sir are you waiting to come in or just showing off those sturdy legs
A large green grasshopper chilling just outside a door
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
That time I thought half the dog had gone missing
Black border collie sitting on stairs with his two front legs stretched out to the step underneath where he's sitting so it looks like half a dog standing on two legs
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 10/08/2024
There's a very chatty black cat down the road except today I found out there might have been two all along and I just never saw them together
Two very similar broad-headed black cats looking up at a pair of legs and loudly voicing their displeasure that the pets stopped
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I am a comfortable boy
White man with longish brown hair, a beard and sunglasses sitting crosslegged in a hanging chair under some vines. He's holding a beer on his legs with one hand and the other hand is behind his head.
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Yes
A hairy torso with a shaved patch showing a fresh tattoo of an elephant in a medieval manuscript. The body and legs are those of a grey horse. There is no neck, the head is the exact same height as the body. The trunk is massive and sticking up into the sky like a drier hose. There are no ears, the eyes and mouth are furious, and the tusks are upside down and sticking out upwards from the mouth. The elephant is at least twice as high as the trees in the background. The top and bottom edge are a decorated blue bar, the sides are dark red, and the corners are gold.
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
fluffy
A very fluffy grey and brown cat walking past a wallA very fluffy grey and brown cat looking at the camera on a ledge next to some greenery. It resembles a Maine Coon but much smaller and with short legs.The fluffy cat is giving a hand a cautious sniffThe fluffy cat is looking majestic as it accepta scritches
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
Snow White

Snow White can't buy six-packs
the dwarves are seven

seven chicken legs, seven cans of coke
seven dirty dishes, seven dirty sheets
seven filhty boxers, seven days a week

as usual she was going to toss
seven bottles of beer in her basket

but she changed her mind
bought herself a bottle of red wine

and seven poisoned apples
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