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Jeffrey Rowland

@wigu.org
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I'm Jeffrey Rowland! Fancy businessman @topa.to. Generative AI is unnecessary and harmful. Available for private parties and events. Owner of 60+ chairs. He/Him Patreon: wigu.club wigucomics.com/ also dollmilk.com/ oh and www.topatoco.com

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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 29/09/2026
Here's a wigu.club comic from a couple months ago about that friggin guy you can't take anywhere.
RESTHAVEN FUNERAL HOME
Jeffrey is welcoming mourners: Yes welcome, welcome. I'm so sorry for your loss.
My condolences yes.

Suddenly Barenaked Ladies lead singer Ed Robertson appears. He is wringing his hands in anticipation. 
Jeffrey: Oh thank you for coming, Barenaked Ladies lead singer Ed Robertson. There is a seat reserved for you over in that section.

Jeffrey gesturing toward a sign that says ABSOLUTELY NO LAUGHING. Jeffrey: You may be interested in this new sign we have.

Barenaked Ladies lead singer Ed Robertson mopes away. Jeffrey to a mourner: We have to do this to protect him.
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 29/09/2026
If I owned a cannery our motto would be "we do what we can and we can what we do"
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it's nate! @natescape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do you know how much has to have gone wrong for me to not like the internet
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TopatoCo @topa.to · 28/09/2026
Whether you won best skeleton, worst skeleton, or you just participated in skeleton, we know one thing for sure: you deserve a trophy! 🏆 Just in time for competitive skeleton season! I can hear the xylophones now... 🦴 💀 Topa.to/collections/wigu/products/wigu-skeleton-trophies | @wigu.org 💀
A graphic featuring three identical golden statues of skeletons with their hands on their hips, but each plaque says something different. One says "WORST SKELETON", another says "BEST SKELETON", and the last says "PARTICIPANT". In the background is a lit up stage with red curtains and the shadows of the audience's heads, and there are sparkle effects around the trophies to show how shiny and reflective their beautiful bones are.
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 28/09/2026
Say you and your friends have a bet going about how has the best skeleton. Or worst? What if you skeleton is aggressively mid. How do you figure that out? Just in time for the Halloween Giving Season we have... Skeleton Trophies topatoco.com/collections/...
topatoco.com
Skeleton Trophies
Prove once and for all how good your skeleton is with these trophies! Official TopatoCo merch at TopatoCo!
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 27/09/2026
Getting ready to make some art
A computer monitor showing pictures of Sir Mix-a-Lot and Porky Pig
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 26/09/2026
I wish there was some kinda special shampoo to get rid of google gemini like there is for public lice because that's what it feels like at this point
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 26/09/2026
Yesterday I finally got a chance to deconstruct that old fire pit and used all the pieces to make a little area to put one of those iron fire pits on. I know it looks like a tomb or something but it's MY little tomb. OK Control Resonant should be downloaded now time to do that for a couple hours AHH
Little paved area for a fire pit that looks like a hell mouth seal or something
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 26/09/2026
Nearing up on 1500 backer for the Oglaf Book 5 Kickstarter and there are only SIX messages so far and half of those are excited people messages. Not to toot my own horn but ::CRUISE SHIP HORN BLAST:: www.kickstarter.com/projects/top...
kickstarter.com
Oglaf Book Five
There are already four Oglaf books out there. A fifth one couldn't possibly make things any worse.
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 23/09/2026
40 years ago tonight, ALF premiered on TV. Happy 40th Birthday, Alf. I hope all the cats in Melmac Heaven are hot n' spicy, just how you like 'em.
Panel 1: ET's Asogian starship landing on a strange planet

Panel 2: ET walks down the ramp, smiling, ready to get his botany on

Panel 3: ET sees a bunch of ALFs boiling a cat. This is Melmac

Panel 4: ET immediately walks back up ramp, his little buns showing
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 22/09/2026
I'm basically a soothsayer. Comic from 2007 which was NOT 9 years ago turns out
Weedmaster P: Americans can't build a car that stays together or a shoe that costs less than ten thousand dollars but boy howdy we sure can build one hell of an internet huh Jeffrey: Yeah. Jeffrey: America invented the internet because they were afraid Russia would drop bombs on us from outer space. [[A bomb falls]] Weedmaster P: Maybe some hype shit will get made because of the global war on terrors Jeffrey: A vast computer network that believes in "evil", costs a billion dollars an hour and says the same 5 phrases over and over. {{Underneath}} Instead of showing you pictures of cats Internet 5.0 will question your patriotism
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TopatoCo @topa.to · 22/09/2026
We keep getting "egg" outside our warehouse! Truly the most wonderful time of the year 🍄❤️ Topa.to/collections/romo/products/romo-bmcomicprints?variant=51635018072429
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 22/09/2026
Whenever I talk to students or young artists, I tell them, whatever else you do with it, put your webcomic on your own website you own that you made yourself. Then no one but you can take it down. It is easier than it has ever been to make your own website.
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 21/09/2026
If there was an Olympic event where you had to type "Thanks so much and have a great day!" the fastest I think I'd have a pretty good shot at the gold.
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The closing reception for Gallery 103's DOG DAYS OF SUMMER is happening this Saturday, Sept 26th at 2-5pm! I will actually try to come to this! It's in Reading, MA, so if you're in the area and want to come, you need to sign up here www.writersclc.com/gallery103/ (it's free).
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 21/09/2026
Love being blindingly angry at a customer service chatbot within seconds of waking up. NOT
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 19/09/2026
Here are the first two panels of the new wigu.club comic! More to come as we all get older.
Panel 01: JEFFREY is hard at work on his computer. The dogs HOWARD and MULDER sit on a sofa behind him.
HOWARD: Hey Mulder why does he stare at that thing and push those buttons all day?
MULDER: He says it is called "working."

Panel 02: HOWARD and MULDER
HOWARD: Wow, working must be the most interesting thing in the whole world!
MULDER:I believe it is like a video game that is not any fun.
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 17/09/2026
Here is the entire saga of the Toilet Bear! Bidets rule.
Panel 01
Jeffrey Holly and Weedmaster P are in the woods behind a bush.
JEFFREY: Oh shit a bear! What do we do?
HOLLY; If it's brown… shut it down?

Panel 02
JEFFREY: No wait… if it's black, get back?
HOLLY: If it's –
WEEDMASTER P: IF IT'S YELLOW LET IT MELLOW

Panel 03
We can see the back of the bear
JEFFREY: That's pee, bro! That's the rule about pee!
WEEDMASTER P: WELL WHAT COLOR IS THAT?
HOLLY: It's.. blue:

Panel 04
JEFFREY (from behind): Oh goddammit it's a toilet paper bear.
Toilet paper looks miserable with bits of toilet paper stuck all over his matter fur.
TOILET PAPER BEAR:Help me…

PANEL 05: JEFFREY and HOLLY speaking to a TOILET PAPER BEAR in the forest. TOILET PAPER BEAR COVERD IN SCRAPS OF TOILET PAPER.
JEFFREY:  What can we help you with, toilet paper bear?
We go in way over our heads with the toilet paper company, man.

PANEL 06: TOILET PAPER BEAR turns around, revealing a horrible wad of toilet paper and poo on his butt. The image is censored because it's so gross. JEFFREY KNEELS. HOLLY is exasperated.
 TOILET PAPER BEAR: They say we have to use all this toilet paper but… there's a problem
JEFFREY: I know exactly what you need!
HOLLY: Jeffrey no


PANEL 07: JEFFREY and TOILET PAPER BEAR speaking
JEFFREY: You need a bidet!
TOILET PAPER BEAR: What's a bidet?

PANEL 08: JEFFREY and TOILET PAPER BEAR speaking
JEFFREY: The water cleans the poo off your butthole and then you use you use just a *little* of toilet paper to pat it dry.
TOILET PAPER BEAR: But we bears poo in the woods. How would that work?
JEFFREY: Leave that to me!

PANEL 09:  THE NEXT DAY. Jeffrey is injured and disheveled with a moose bladder and hose hooked up to a stump.
… so you fill this moose bladder with water and when y ou're done pooing you stomp on it and it'll squirt water out of this stump

PANEL 10:  TEN MINUTES LATER. TOILET PAPER BEAR is clean and JEFFREY is  handing over a ringing cell phone.
TOILET PAPER BEAR: I've never felt so fresh! Thank you kind sir!
JEFFREY: Phone ca…
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 18/09/2026
Oh dear I have become a deceased person
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 18/09/2026
We're getting a new storage space in one of the old mill buildings and the door had been left open the last few days and apparently Wednesday a random lady let herself in and performed some kind of cleansing or banishing spell.
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 17/09/2026
Here is the entire saga of the Toilet Bear! Bidets rule.
Panel 01
Jeffrey Holly and Weedmaster P are in the woods behind a bush.
JEFFREY: Oh shit a bear! What do we do?
HOLLY; If it's brown… shut it down?

Panel 02
JEFFREY: No wait… if it's black, get back?
HOLLY: If it's –
WEEDMASTER P: IF IT'S YELLOW LET IT MELLOW

Panel 03
We can see the back of the bear
JEFFREY: That's pee, bro! That's the rule about pee!
WEEDMASTER P: WELL WHAT COLOR IS THAT?
HOLLY: It's.. blue:

Panel 04
JEFFREY (from behind): Oh goddammit it's a toilet paper bear.
Toilet paper looks miserable with bits of toilet paper stuck all over his matter fur.
TOILET PAPER BEAR:Help me…

PANEL 05: JEFFREY and HOLLY speaking to a TOILET PAPER BEAR in the forest. TOILET PAPER BEAR COVERD IN SCRAPS OF TOILET PAPER.
JEFFREY:  What can we help you with, toilet paper bear?
We go in way over our heads with the toilet paper company, man.

PANEL 06: TOILET PAPER BEAR turns around, revealing a horrible wad of toilet paper and poo on his butt. The image is censored because it's so gross. JEFFREY KNEELS. HOLLY is exasperated.
 TOILET PAPER BEAR: They say we have to use all this toilet paper but… there's a problem
JEFFREY: I know exactly what you need!
HOLLY: Jeffrey no


PANEL 07: JEFFREY and TOILET PAPER BEAR speaking
JEFFREY: You need a bidet!
TOILET PAPER BEAR: What's a bidet?

PANEL 08: JEFFREY and TOILET PAPER BEAR speaking
JEFFREY: The water cleans the poo off your butthole and then you use you use just a *little* of toilet paper to pat it dry.
TOILET PAPER BEAR: But we bears poo in the woods. How would that work?
JEFFREY: Leave that to me!

PANEL 09:  THE NEXT DAY. Jeffrey is injured and disheveled with a moose bladder and hose hooked up to a stump.
… so you fill this moose bladder with water and when y ou're done pooing you stomp on it and it'll squirt water out of this stump

PANEL 10:  TEN MINUTES LATER. TOILET PAPER BEAR is clean and JEFFREY is  handing over a ringing cell phone.
TOILET PAPER BEAR: I've never felt so fresh! Thank you kind sir!
JEFFREY: Phone ca…
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TopatoCo @topa.to · 15/09/2026
What's this, could it be? No...YES! A SLIGHT CHILL IN THE AIR!!! 🥹 Long sleeve season is creeping towards us, and we are shivering with antici... ... ...pation! 💋 🍂 Topa.to/shirts 🍂
A graphic featuring 5 different hoodies and sweatshirts that we sell. Two of them have a design on the front and the back. In the background of the graphic is a photo of yellow fallen leaves.
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TopatoCo @topa.to · 11/09/2026
Did you see my bag? Did you see my bag? It's got hella trophies and it's hella thick! Where did my bag go??? I feel like it's impossible to miss what with all those dang trophies in it. 🏆 Make your haters hella sick with a trophy of your own: topatoco.com/collections/trophies-certificates-awards 🏆
A graphic of three golden trophies against a photo of a WALL of trophies. The first trophy reads, "MY NAME IS OZYMANDIAS, KING OF KINGS; LOOK ON MY WORKS, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR!". The second one reads "MORE LIKE FARIFICIAL INSMELLIGENCE". The last trophy reads "SCIENCE" "1ST PLACE" "HOTTEST SCIENTIST".
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 09/09/2026
Here's a full comic from a couple weeks ago at wigu.club. Just think if you were signed up there, you would have already had this in your brain for a couple weeks! Imagine that. Life-changing. It's called Banerisms.
Panel 01: Bane standing in front of a majestic mountain rainge
Q: What is Bane's Favourite Canadian Town?
A: Baneff

Panel 02: Pinku and the Brain, but The Brain is wearing a Bane mask
Q: What is Bane's favorite animated TV series?
A: Pinky and the Bane

Panel 03: Favorite film from 2022?
The Bane-shees of Inisherin

Panel 04: Bane and Steve Bannon.
BANE: We disagree yet we share similar ideas about strategy!
Favorite disgusting, slobby, corrupt political advisor?
Steve Bane-on

Panel 05: Bane is smooshing a banana into his mask
Favorite fruit?
Bane-ana

Panel 06: Bane is dancing, singing along
RADIO: (music notes) She's got it!
BANE: Yeah baby she's got it!
Favorite 80s pop group?
Bane-anarama
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 09/09/2026
Just a couple of old buds hangin out by the pool
A vintage 1983 Admiral Ackbar figure and a frog relaxing on a frog log by the pool.
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 09/09/2026
As of 6:30am today, March 2383rd 2020, I have read all 24 Jack Reacher books written only by Lee Child.
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Jim Zub @jimzub.com · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period. The only AI I 'use' is shit foisted on me - summaries and slop vomited on my screen as part of internet browsing or injected into programs I work with until I turn those settings off or rip those parts out by the roots.
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 07/09/2026
Ready for another day of potato deliveries @topa.to
Topatoco Van seemingly being driven by a little dog named Howard
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 06/09/2026
There's a new exclusive comic on wigu.club that is part 2 and the conclusion to the one below (it will be available to all in a few days)! Bears! Toilet Paper! What will happen?
PANEL 01: JEFFREY and HOLLY speaking to a TOILET PAPER BEAR in the forest. TOILET PAPER BEAR COVERD IN SCRAPS OF TOILET PAPER.
JEFFREY:  What can we help you with, toilet paper bear?
We go in way over our heads with the toilet paper company, man.

PANEL 02: TOILET PAPER BEAR turns around, revealing a horrible wad of toilet paper and poo on his butt. The image is censored because it's so gross. JEFFREY KNEELS. HOLLY is exasperated.
 TOILET PAPER BEAR: They say we have to use all this toilet paper but… there's a problem
JEFFREY: I know exactly what you need!
HOLLY: Jeffrey no
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 05/09/2026
The guy at the tombstone store says I have to have special hand surgery so I can legally have the knuckle tats I'M SORRY so I can pre-order the tombstone YEAH SORRY ABOUT ALL THAT
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 04/09/2026
Topato is my copilot
Topato plush hanging in the back of my whip
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 04/09/2026
This will haunt me for the rest of my life. It was actually more than 50% off, it was $12.99 and the regular price was $34.99. I messed up so bad
PANEL 1: Behind the shoulder shot of JEFFREY at the grocery store looking at a shelf
JEFFREY: Whoa 50% off Olive Oil! And it's Holly's favorite brand

PANEL 2: Jeffrey Driving home in the Topatoco van.
JEFFREY (thinking) Oh man I shoulda got more. I should go back.
Eh I'm sure it'll be there tomorrow. It'll be fine

PANEL 3: Caption: TOMORROW. Jeffrey returns to the same spot in the grocery store. The olive oil is now regular price. There is one bottle left and it is open and spilled everywhere. Jeffrey is wearing the same clothes as yesterday and they're covered in dog hair now.
JEFFREY: Oh… Oh no

PANEL 3: Caption: THE FUTURE. JEFFREY on his deathbed as the Grim Reaper stands at the ready.. 
JEFFREY: In today's money I would have saved a thousand dollars on that olive oil *dies*
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 02/09/2026
It is 10am and I so far today I have verified my identity via a text code 145 times
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 31/08/2026
Finally had to just block Puddle of Mudd from Tidal, stop trying to make Puddle of Mudd happen Tidal! Just because I like Korn doesn't mean I like all that shit for Pete's sake
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
New Greatures alert on your phone goes off. It's loud, it can't be silenced. greatures.com/comic/236/
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 30/08/2026
I love that this bullshit stupid dipshit ai garbage thinks "fuckin'" is another language and burns a gallon of water incorrectly suggesting what language it might be
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 30/08/2026
Wait, if I'm in airplane mode when I take a picture AI can't try to fix it right? I want them to stop fucking around with my phone pictures
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 30/08/2026
I'm digging up a fire pit that was built by a corrupt former state trooper and pretty sure this is going to lead to some Fargo type shit
Basically a small burned hole in the ground surrounded by bricks and scattered weeds that there definitely isn't hiding a gun or something
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 29/08/2026
What the Boys are up to
Howard and Doug Mulder enjoying the Golden Hour
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 28/08/2026
Here's a comic about what, and what not to do, if there's a bear. Pay attention! And there will be something new on Sunday at wigu.club!
Panel 1
Jeffrey Holly and Weedmaster P are in the woods behind a bush.
JEFFREY: Oh shit a bear! What do we do?
HOLLY; If it's brown… shut it down?

Panel 2
JEFFREY: No wait… if it's black, get back?
HOLLY: If it's –
WEEDMASTER P: IF IT'S YELLOW LET IT MELLOW

Panel 3
We can see the back of the bear
JEFFREY: That's pee, bro! That's the rule about pee!
WEEDMASTER P: WELL WHAT COLOR IS THAT?
HOLLY: It's.. blue:

Panel 4
JEFFREY (from behind): Oh goddammit it's a toilet paper bear.
Toilet paper looks miserable with bits of toilet paper stuck all over his matter fur.
TOILET PAPER BEAR:Help me…

ALT: Weeedmaster P missed school the day they explained what colors are
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 28/08/2026
Hate the petard, but man, do I love the hoist
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TopatoCo @topa.to · 28/08/2026
Happy #InternationalReadComicsInPublicDay! 😙 Get out there and read comics! Maybe on a bus, or at a park, or even in the middle of your root canal so that your dentist can read it too...imagine the possibilities! 💥 Topa.to/books 💬
A graphic of various comic books we sell. There is a little drawing of Topato Potato with abs and strong arms (by Jeffery Rowland) saying "COMICS!!!" surrounded by all the books.
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 28/08/2026
Here's a comic about what, and what not to do, if there's a bear. Pay attention! And there will be something new on Sunday at wigu.club!
Panel 1
Jeffrey Holly and Weedmaster P are in the woods behind a bush.
JEFFREY: Oh shit a bear! What do we do?
HOLLY; If it's brown… shut it down?

Panel 2
JEFFREY: No wait… if it's black, get back?
HOLLY: If it's –
WEEDMASTER P: IF IT'S YELLOW LET IT MELLOW

Panel 3
We can see the back of the bear
JEFFREY: That's pee, bro! That's the rule about pee!
WEEDMASTER P: WELL WHAT COLOR IS THAT?
HOLLY: It's.. blue:

Panel 4
JEFFREY (from behind): Oh goddammit it's a toilet paper bear.
Toilet paper looks miserable with bits of toilet paper stuck all over his matter fur.
TOILET PAPER BEAR:Help me…

ALT: Weeedmaster P missed school the day they explained what colors are
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 27/08/2026
Man. 2016 can't end soon enough.
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 27/08/2026
I went for a walk without my phone OR my watch just like Robbins and Crusoe
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TopatoCo @topa.to · 26/08/2026
REJOICE FOR OUR BEST FRIENDS! IT'S #NATIONALDOGDAY! 🐕🐾💕 BARK BARK BARK BARK!!!! 🦴 Topa.to/critters 🕳️
A graphic with various dog related items from our store. The background is a tasteful autumnal photograph of Doug Mulder, the best boy ever.
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 26/08/2026
Yeah I'm gonna need the Business Lending Department to call me at least a hundred thousand more times to make me believe they're actually serious.
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TopatoCo @topa.to · 24/08/2026
Hey who the heck is flying this plane? OH MY GOD IT'S SNAKES 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍✈️ Do you remember this shirt by @wigu.org? Well it's back for the TWENTY YEAR anniversary of a certain film! Shirts and hoodies are up for pre-order from now until September 1st at 00:00 EST. ✈️ topatoco.com/products/wigu-soap-sh 🐍
A graphic depicting three versions of Jeffery Rowland's Snakes on a Plane shirt; one is black, one is red, and one is a navy blue hoodie. Graphics of little green snakes slither across the image, and in the background is a photo of Samuel L. Jackson wearing the shirt in the Snakes on a Plane music video.
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 21/08/2026
Hey, new comic here and free at wigu.club. Did you know the GPT in chatgpt stands for Ghoulish Plagarism Thing? Would I lie to you? Yeah, but only if it's fun. And there will be a new exclusive comic at wigu.club on Sunday! And don't forget, GenAI is for Losers topatoco.com/collections/...
Panel One. Weedmaster P is lying on a chaise longue kinda flipping around. His pupils are dilated. Jeffrey looks on disappointedly.
WEEDMASTER P: OH MAN THIS IS AWSOME I DON'T HAVE TO THINK FOR MYSELF NO MORE OR DO NOTHIN

Panel Two. Weedmaster P sitting up. He looks really crazy.
WEEDMASTER P: SURE WHAT I'M DOING IS DESTRUCTIVE TO MY OWN MIND AND BODY AND SOCIETY BUT LIFE IS SO MUCH EASIER NOW

Panel Three. Jeffrey reaches over looking concerned. Karen the Buttcat peeks over the chaise longue.
JEFFREY: Are you using ChatGPT
WMP: NO MAN I STARTED SMOKIN CRACK

Panel Four. JEFFREY ON THE PHONE: Nine.. one…
KAREN the Buttcat (hallucination): It's better for the environment
WEEDMASTER P: PLUS I DON'T WANT TO KILL MYSELF AT ALL RIGHT NOW
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TopatoCo @topa.to · 21/08/2026
Oh this? This ol' thing? It's just my Normal Human Bag where I keep my Normal Human Items. Nothin' crazy. 👀💦 🔨 Get the non-smashed-by-hammers version over here, by @wigu.org! ⤵️ topatoco.com/collections/wigu/products/wigu-normal-tote
A photo of a tote bag that says "Normal Human Items" on it that has a few holes in it. Next to the bag is a hammer, a smashed up rock, and a pair of safety goggles. there are yellow graphics on the image, one of them reads "EXTREME DURABILITY". The other is in response to some small text on the image that says "why did you smash rocks in the bag??", and it replies with "DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT".
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