Reposted by Louis StrongNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for 3443351217
Reposted by Louis StrongDave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Someone making a ton of money off of AI: “ai is the future and it’s inevitable” Someone not making any money off of AI: “this looks like shit” 731149
Reposted by Louis StrongDraculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Martin, an Orc: Well boys, looks like meat's back on the menu Niles, an Elf: Ooh, has the Altura resumed their delightful venison carpaccio? Frasier, also an Elf: He's talking about eating Hobbits, Niles N: Hobbits? Oh dad, you know they play merry hell with your digestion 120058
Reposted by Louis StrongSebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Absolutely wild to hear "is computer human" from dickheads who treat large groups of people as if they're not 71118311
Reposted by Louis StrongT'Other Simon @tothersimon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026That's taking the piss. 182
Reposted by Louis StrongRobot Mel @robotmeile.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If you see an increase in cancer diagnosis you don’t impose a wait limit on time it takes people to get assessed. You employ more cancer specialists. People are going after a disability because it’s an easy target. This is state sanctioned suffering, abuse and neglect. 4318146
Louis Strong @louisdstrong.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Story about a group of children who claim they were stranded on the Norwegian coast, but their story turns out to be a hoax: Fjord Of The Lies 2319
Reposted by Louis StrongScuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 23/09/2026How did I not know the RNLI sells some excellent swag? Ooh, this jumper. I’m imagining it under a pea coat as I scan to the far horizon. shop.rnli.org/products/rnl...shop.rnli.orgRNLI Unisex Stripe JumperStay warm in RNLI’s cream and black stripe jumper, made in the UK from 100% British wool. A cosy, nautical layer that supports RNLI lifesavers. 14620
Louis Strong @louisdstrong.bsky.social · 22/09/2026*completely messes up a snooker shot* THIS IS A CONSPIRACY! The cue ball is the pocket of big snooker table! 020
Louis Strong @louisdstrong.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Animated film about a family of negatively charges particles 010
Reposted by Louis StrongDraculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Imagine how much of a toxic nightmare bastard you would have to be to blockade and shut down a lifeboat station. Not only that, a lifeboat station run by *volunteers*. Some of the bravest and most selfless people this country has, hounded and intimidated by some of its most pathetic pricks. 611726
Reposted by Louis StrongMichael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ah a successful first day as Ed Sheeran’s PR manager. And now to open social media where I’m sure everything is totally fine. 015116
Reposted by Louis StrongDuder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 15/09/2026"I'm not complicit." 416723
Reposted by Louis StrongIt's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Foreign Secretary Ed Miliband; son of a man who had to flee the Nazis: I'm Jewish BBC News: 😠 are you, though? You're doing it wrong Fascist Daniel Thomas, in between attacking teenage cricketers and rnli volunteers: I'm Christian BBC News: 😊 10773244
Reposted by Louis StrongMikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn, 6276902022
Reposted by Louis StrongSam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 08/03/2025My old man's a thermos He wears a thermostat 1040882
Reposted by Louis StrongREwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026HUGO! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukWorld's tallest living horse based in Towcester 'still growing'Hugo the shire horse enters the record books as the world's tallest living horse. 99821
Reposted by Louis StrongAl Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri (Dir: Martin McDonagh, 2017) 023069
Reposted by Louis StrongJonny Morris @jonnymorris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The Proclaimers should take a long, hard look in the mirror. Or just look at each other, it's more or less the same thing. 17313
Reposted by Louis StrongInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Our hearts go out to those affected. 161264172
Reposted by Louis StrongAthena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 07/09/2026If your concerns are so legitimate why are you hiding your face? 🤔 1205
Louis Strong @louisdstrong.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I might invent an anti handsfree bluetooth made up of two thimbles. The pinky thimble would be the microphone, the thumb thimble (or thumble) would be the earpiece. This would require you to take calls like this, and the phone call hand gesture would finally make sense. 44212
Louis Strong @louisdstrong.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I can't wait for the sequel - Bayeux TWOpestry 030
Reposted by Louis StrongDraculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 23/11/2023[The Mamas and The Papas, But They're Dogs] 🎵All the leavs are grey 🎵(All the leaves are grey) 🎵And the sky is grey 🎵(And the sky is grey) 🎵I've been for a walk *entire band loses their fucking minds* 7982301
Reposted by Louis StrongBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/12/2024I'm a moderate on the issue of cars, I don't think they should be banned but I do think they should all be this. Now I know what you're thinking: what if I need to go fast or need more space? That's just too bad 32282271011
Reposted by Louis StrongRobin Hayward 🌳 🏳️⚧️ @canopyrobin.com · 22/08/2026I made something cool because I wanted to see what would happen (and also to sell to fund my transition). These pins are printed as CYMK stripes behind a ridged lenticular surface so you see either cyan, yellow, or magenta, depending on the angle. But, if you see with 2 eyes, you get 2 angles... 13715
Reposted by Louis StrongCullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026its funny how rayban took a brand whose single biggest association was "cool" and changed it to "pervert" 312183350
Reposted by Louis StrongCineCalendar @cinecalendar.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Aug 27th 1980 - Identical twins, Kermit and Fozzie, are fired from The Daily Chronicle after failing to report on the theft of Lady Holiday's jewels. 📽️📅 The Great Muppet Caper (1981) 29124
Reposted by Louis StrongHelen O'Hara @helenlohara.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Both Tim Curry and Roger Moore talked (fondly) about their affairs with Miss Piggy in their autobiographies. Has there ever been a full accounting of her conquests? It feels like she'd give Beatty a run for his money. 35886115
Louis Strong @louisdstrong.bsky.social · 26/08/2026💔static.klipy.comLong John Silver: Nicest Guys You'd MeetAlt: Long John Silver in Muppet Treasure Island as played by Tim Curry singing We're Just About The Nicest Guys You'd Ever Want To Meet 010
Louis Strong @louisdstrong.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The 5 Simpsons lines I've uttered the most: 1. 'Gyme' what's a 'gyme'? Oh, a 'gyme' 2. Here comes 2! 3. There was no cane in Citizen Kane 4. Whoa, whoa, slow down, egghead 5. Please cover your ears while I say the secret access word. Cheese! 020
Louis Strong @louisdstrong.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Did you know there's a third Mario brother that solves crimes? 1123
Louis Strong @louisdstrong.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I like how the outline of Chad kind of looks like a guy's head in profile 000
Reposted by Louis StrongLark & Wren @lark-wren.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The kids called me over to look at a big bug with them They were right. It's big! Pseudophyllus titan [a species of katydid] 772026470
Reposted by Louis StrongRachael Stott @rachaelstott.bsky.social · 17/07/2025God I hope Ralph Ineson keeps his accent for Fantastic Four 513029
Louis Strong @louisdstrong.bsky.social · 20/08/2026@abbydenton.com I've just had some very exciting post 120
Louis Strong @louisdstrong.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Free title for anyone who wants to write a murder mystery set in Latvia: Riga Mortis 010
