Bob Wilson @happysinecurist.bsky.social · 15hI hate seeing people in abusive relationships, so here goes: Dear Disney Adults, Disney doesn't love you, they just want your money. 082
Reposted by Bob WilsonCarole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026New Sokolinz! New Meutres En! Wheeee 021
Bob Wilson @happysinecurist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I was born ready, but not for anything useful. Mostly just eating sushi and watching TV shows in languages I don't understand. 273
Reposted by Bob WilsonIt's TheGirlPie! @thegirlpie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If your scale is inconsistent when you double check its reading, you have the right to the lesser of the two evils. 0115
Reposted by Bob WilsonLilan, Walt & Sophie @lilanwalt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Eben bedder—presidential depressive disorder (PDD). Oar, mebbe TDD cinse he lieks hiz name on ebreyfing. 271
Bob Wilson @happysinecurist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Persistent depressive disorder (PDD), formerly known as dysthymia, is a continuous, long-term form of depression lasting for an entire Presidential term. 1248
Reposted by Bob WilsonCarole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Of course I eat my feelings. They’re delicious. 14417
Reposted by Bob WilsonCarole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Fam, I don’t often ask for help but the tableful of 70+ white guys are talking about how old Helen Mirren looks now and there’s still some coffee in my cup and I have a clear line of fucking fire. 5257
Bob Wilson @happysinecurist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity." - Harlan Ellison 131
Bob Wilson @happysinecurist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You know how when you clean a spot and then you suddenly realize how the clean bit makes you realize how horribly dirty everything else is? That's why I leave that first spot dirty. 0114
Reposted by Bob WilsonCarole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Even after all these years of reading Reddit, I still presume that “bare with me” refers to nudists and when someone is “phased” it’s a Star Trek thing. 1177
Bob Wilson @happysinecurist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Better a garage sale when you are alive than an estate sale when you're dead. 075
Bob Wilson @happysinecurist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The median age of everyone on the planet is 32 which is younger than most of my wardrobe. 055
Bob Wilson @happysinecurist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026That squirrel is out there chipmunking it like I wouldn't even know the difference. Get back to squirreling you wee bastard! 061
Reposted by Bob WilsonCarole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Watched a guy in a suit shoot his cuffs while making dead eye contact with traffic as he crossed on foot against the red light. Dressing up feels like armor but not literally, jeez dude. 0122
Reposted by Bob WilsonCarole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Being glad to see me is hugely attractive. 0156
Bob Wilson @happysinecurist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This place has a Morning Glory Sandwich but I'm pretty sure that's a sex thing. Oh well, when in Rome and all that. 131
Bob Wilson @happysinecurist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The say French is a Romance language but I think it's more of a DTF language 152
Bob Wilson @happysinecurist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026"No more kings! No more jackasses!" - Jacques Hebert, 1791 030
Reposted by Bob WilsonRichard L Pastore 📚🏳️🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I might be turning into a recluse because the first thing I do when I wake up, is look out my window to see if William Holden is floating face down in my pool. (Yes, I expect only film buffs to get this joke). 492
Bob Wilson @happysinecurist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Every "This is my perfect bag" is only perfect for three months of use. It's not your fault you have to keep buying new bags, it's by design. (Currently looking at messenger bags now that boat & tote season is over) 052
Bob Wilson @happysinecurist.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I want to love that hotels have eschewed the tiny shampoo and conditioner in favor of giant containers that all guests use. I know it really saves on plastic but I can't help thinking they're filled with the last manky guest's jizz. 031
Reposted by Bob WilsonJL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Somewhere there's a party with Tim Curry and Dolly Parton and Jim Henson is waiting with Kermit so they can all do another skit together. 614930
Bob Wilson @happysinecurist.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Oh, you're right, they are completely different - like the difference between flammable and inflammable. 084
Reposted by Bob WilsonCarole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Bsky, please cancel all my calls, appointments & responsibilities for the day. I have a new game. Thanks, you’re a doll! 0113
Reposted by Bob WilsonCarole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Happy Bagel Thursday to all who celebrate. 1115
Reposted by Bob WilsonCarole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I know you said that “gullible” is written on the ceiling but I can’t see it anywhere. 12310
Reposted by Bob WilsonCarole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 09/08/2026There’s a new bug bite half an inch away from the pretty little tattoo I got to cover last summer’s bug bite scar. This is personal. They’re fucking with me now. 2151
Bob Wilson @happysinecurist.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Meant to say "It's a dry heat" but instead said "It's a dry heave". Now I'm pretending that it was a joke and I'm witty and shit instead of just tired and brain-dead. 071
Reposted by Bob Wilsonrudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Ever have that dream where you get framed for murder by a co-worker and when the police are arresting you, you are like "I didn't murder those people! I'm a cat!" 054
Reposted by Bob WilsonCarole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Most etiquette comes down to don’t be a dick and remember to say thank you. You’ll never need the stuff about forks. 03916
Bob Wilson @happysinecurist.bsky.social · 25/07/2026My imaginary friend has ghosted me yet again. 042
Bob Wilson @happysinecurist.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Fun little fact about me - Typical first words are mommy, daddy, ball, bye, hi, no, dog, baby, woof-woof, and banana. My first word was "fuck". 051
Reposted by Bob WilsonRichard L Pastore 📚🏳️🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 21/07/2026🐺: So this is a big fancy gala. 😈: Indeed it is. 🐺: OMG! You must be so embarrassed. That guy is wearing the exact same outfit you are. 😈: That’s because I’m wearing a tuxedo. 🐺: Still. 🐺: 🐺: Why does it look so much better on him? 😈: Just shut up. 193
Bob Wilson @happysinecurist.bsky.social · 20/07/2026"Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it." - Harry S. Truman 042
Reposted by Bob WilsonCarole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 17/07/2026You’d think “arschloch” would be spelled “arschlock” because that’s how it’s pronounced and yes, I do watch too many German police procedurals but thanks for noticing. Tschüss! 062
Bob Wilson @happysinecurist.bsky.social · 15/07/2026"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself... and, of course, the boogieman" - Pat Paulsen 062
Reposted by Bob WilsonRichard L Pastore 📚🏳️🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 12/07/2026They say you shouldn't speak ill of the dead. That's why it's so important to treasure the moments when can mercilessly and verbally skewer horrible, soulless, villainous people while they're still alive. 0284
Bob Wilson @happysinecurist.bsky.social · 13/07/2026being old is saying "I did that recently" before realizing it was twenty years ago 063
Reposted by Bob Wilsonrudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I just realized I don't even know you people. 132
Reposted by Bob WilsonCarole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Be the unexpected roadwork in someone’s Monday. 0138
Bob Wilson @happysinecurist.bsky.social · 03/07/2026People learn from their mistakes? I didn't even know that was an option. 1126
Bob Wilson @happysinecurist.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Me trying to be romantic: You are the light in my darkness, the angel of my morning, and the wonder of my wall. 151
Bob Wilson @happysinecurist.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Always makes me happy when my knowledge of Revolting Cocks tracks is useful in a conversation 152
Reposted by Bob WilsonKimster @aquavulva.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Shhh, the voices in my head are trying to tell me something. 53513
