Reposted by Carole Boofarfromgruntled.bsky.social @farfromgruntled.bsky.social · 24mFavourite film in haiku Peter Falk tells story Six fingered man is hunted Now, prepare to die 032
Carole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 43mFavorite film in haiku: Angels in trench coats. One loves a trapeze artist. Look! There’s Columbo. 050
Reposted by Carole Booɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 1h*breaking the fourth wall* sorry! 11810
Reposted by Carole Boogwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 5hyou can just sing the a la la la la la song anytime you want 0126
Reposted by Carole BooUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 8hPigeons were used extensively during WWI and WWII, carrying information over enemy lines, and saving thousands of lives. Innate intelligence, speed and endurance served them well on missions, as did an uncanny talent for camouflage. See if you can spot the pigeon in this picture. 1019441
Reposted by Carole BooBraden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Not sure what exactly I expected from the end times but I definitely did not anticipate this many fucking leafblowers 719557
Reposted by Carole BooMarly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I have no idea what that means but... *hands you a cookie & gestures you onward in a supportive manner* 17136
Carole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 5hStarting to see why Nero Wolfe loved orchids so much. Hm? Oh, right. Sorry. I was distracted for a minute there. Please, carry on. What were you saying? 030
Reposted by Carole Boomean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 9hI would say something here like, "I don't think today can get any more chaotic" but y'all will probably screenshot it and report it to the universe 04411
Reposted by Carole BooViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 24/07/2023Just got your text from last night. Do you still need your Epipen 111246261
Reposted by Carole Boochris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 10h2+2 hasn't been 4 for quite some time now. 34719
Reposted by Carole BooRichard L Pastore 📚🏳️🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 5hTravelers waiting for their moment. 🌱📸📷 #Nature #Photography 0194
Carole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 5hSmall victories are still victories and if you pat yourself on the back that counts as also doing yoga so give yourself TWO treats you earned it champ I'm so proud of us. 0145
Reposted by Carole Booτreez 🎃 🎂 10/22 @zoetreez.bsky.social · 6hthe topic of "Camp" got brought up in a chat I was in recently. People were copying and pasting googled definitions but as a gay poet, I think I nailed it bestly as: Camp is a Glorification display with purpose of critique and to envoke a conversation. Camp is to gaudy, as glitter is to gold 5294
Reposted by Carole BooTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 17hWe bow to each other and imagine more. Respect reaching out, tendrils of respect, tentacles to look up to, tangled fire hoses flailing around spraying admiration. But it is cool that we barely move, no fuck ups 36450
Carole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 18hSpooky!static.klipy.comWitches of EastwickALT: Witches of Eastwick 010
Reposted by Carole Boocrumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 22hSorry, embracing my mortality gets me all worked up. 02715
Reposted by Carole Boochris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 21hTHE ONLY WAY EVIL IS GETTING IN HERE IS BY KNOCKING POLITELY ON THE DOOR AND ASKING TO BE LET IN. HI EVIL, YOU'RE LATE. 18728
Carole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 21hNot my circus, not my monkeys, but not my nachos either. Okay, that doesn't make sense. I just want nachos. 1132
Reposted by Carole BooNorm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 22hsitting in my car psyching myself up to go to the store by singing scandal's 'the warrior' 13218
Reposted by Carole Boocrumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 23hSorry, I’ve been having trouble getting my actions to sync up with my intentions lately. 03514
Reposted by Carole BooSnapples☮️ @silversnapples.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Swear to god at some point the ghosts of my family are gonna rise up just to shout at me to get my shit together. 131
Reposted by Carole BooWintersDaemom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 14/10/2026ive checked so much off my list i neither finished nor started 27332
Reposted by Carole Boosweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026feed a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day but teach a man to fish and he’ll still make a weirdly sexual reply to your post about triscuts 920345
Carole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Excellent work! I would be so proud of that cupboard. 🤩 030
Reposted by Carole BooJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 14/10/2026you met me at a very chorizo time in my life 2523516
Carole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 14/10/2026“Will there be anything else?” asked the perfectly gracious sales clerk. “Yes. I’d like a bigger smile please!” replied the man ahead of me. Fucking hell. Karma had better exist. 2245
Reposted by Carole BooAstr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Nice lookin out, bro 04012
Reposted by Carole Booheadless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I’ve always been goth on the inside (too lazy for the makeup and outfits) 710836
Reposted by Carole BooMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Taken for a fool at the patch today. I got so caught up when I saw apple cider donuts that I failed to see the word mini preceding it. 36519
Reposted by Carole BooEric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Potential employer sent me a personality test and an IQ test... they both came back negative 01910
Reposted by Carole Boorichie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 14/10/2026put that resentment down for a minute and check on your friends - you can pick it up again later and pretend you were drunk - just do it 0179
Reposted by Carole BooBig John 😼 @completetripe.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Everything damn thing is adding to my rapidly mounting pile of irritation. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 0101
Carole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Two crows (ravens? Corvids anyhow) lifted off an elaborate outdoor Halloween display and flew away just as I walked past. Chef’s kiss for commitment to the bit. 0307
Reposted by Carole BooBrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 13/10/2026not leaving lasting impressions, intentionally 17237
Reposted by Carole BooSardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 13/10/2026Because I live in a rural village, the internet has been down most of the day. I am currently on public WiFi so this will be all you’ll get from me today. 61777
Reposted by Carole Boo𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026And then her mood ring just…exploded. 1025499
Reposted by Carole BooTiki Moon🌙 @tikimoon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Fill your soul with crunchy dead leaves & pumpkin spice. May bats live in your belfry. — ancient autumnal blessing 13615
Reposted by Carole BooCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I’m starting to worry that this is as good as it’s getting. 26825