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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 3h
the fundamental thing wrong with this ai-driven "hyper personalization" pipe dream is that your preferences are constantly changing, primarily in response to experiencing things that are different from your current preferences and expectations, through this little-known process called Living.
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VoteHub @votehub.com · 09/10/2026
On Supreme Court term limits: Sen. Susan Collins: “Absolutely not. I’m sure that Troy wants to pack the court.” Troy Jackson: “I wouldn’t have to pack it if you didn’t put in Kavanaugh."
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I like that one of the racers is basically a guy with a swastika tattoo.
That's quite the fashion statement, I almost have the urge to punch you.\
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Long ago the four lokos lived in harmony
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One thing I find endlessly funny about the rise of AI is that it has revealed that there is a large number of people who believe that the reason they wrote essays at school or university is their teachers were desperately waiting for them to provide a definite answer to “Lear: what’s up with him?”
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The future of the military is one computer shooting missiles at whoever it wants and thousands of soldiers who stand around looking sexy
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
crazy little thing called lunch
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Nightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
give me liberty or give me biberty
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
theonion.com/fun-toy-bann...
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Fun Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead Kids
WASHINGTON, DC–In cooperation with the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, Wizco Toys of Montclair, NJ, recalled 245,000 Aqua Assault RoboFighters Monday after three dumb kids managed to kill the...
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"were you at a Hawks game" sir that has never happened to anyone
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burtrito.bsky.social @burtrito.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bab al-Mandab is a beautiful name for a girl.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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hi their BOO! @mikemay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
DJ got us falling in love again. His dangerous mind control music must be stopped.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh no Gen Z is going to learn how fucked up tv was. They’re going to learn that we had psychics on the news like they were legitimate sources of information
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s crazy that if history had gone very slightly differently, 3dfx would now be the biggest company in the world
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very tall bart @tallbart.com · 25/09/2026
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greg, "The Big Biscuit" @2x2l.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
cmon man
screenshot from hospital website reading:

ST. JOSEPH HOSPITAL
A Member of Covenant Health

Jacquelyn Hyde, MD
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
baking bread and making cheese in a cool way and not in a i refuse to vaccinate my kids way, i swear
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I agree that seppuku was the only way for Ed Sheeran to redeem himself but I feel bad for the audience at his concert who had to see that. Many of them will be traumatised for life
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Guys like this are too stupid and insecure to “be” anything; their opinion is just an aggregation of opinions from the last 5 convincing people they spoke to I hate this untalented mediocre imbecile and the effect he’s had on our world
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Martin Austermuhle @maustermuhle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I've been curious about the balancing act that professional female athletes have to deal with when they become moms, and @emmabaccellieri.bsky.social does a great job explaining how four Washington Spirit players have managed it — with help from their teammates: www.washingtonsun.com/sports/spiri...
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The Spirit’s New Moms Navigate the Season with Babies in Tow
A league policy allows players to have their babies — and their spouses — travel with the team.
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 16/09/2026
George W. Bush? The TORTURE GUY???
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Rough week to tell people that your application to join the FBI finally went through.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oh you welcomed your first baby? I've welcomed dozens of babies. Any baby is welcome around me.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
big news from your hometown, that guy from high school who said the pyramids were alien batteries is homeschooling his kids now
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 09/09/2026
Computer. Show me a thumbnail for a video I will never, ever, not in a million years watch
Neil deGrasse Tyson Breaks Down Sci-Fi Movies
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
ZOOKEEPER: Eagles can actually swoop down and pick fish directly out of the water ME: *way too loud* They're so talonted ZOOKEEPER: *tazing me* How did you get back in here
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Cadenza 華彩樂 @eldritch.beauty · 04/09/2026
slaps roof of car I can fit so many dogpiles in this bad boy
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Not when he’s got his prescription pad out
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 01/09/2026
if buying isn't owning, piracy isn't stealing
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Better idea: instead of bandaids, put your whole ass & balls behind Medicare For All & decouple health insurance from unions. Huge reason production has left US is that every other country provides health care for its workers, making movies & shows wildly cheaper.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
imagine an orphan crushing machine. i hate the machine and i hope we can dismantle it. but if the man who helped build the orphan crushing machine falls into it? buddy i’m gonna crack a smile.
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My dad told me that Dr. Pepper is the same as cherry coke, fucking lying piece of shit
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
your nephew is hooked on opioids because cops took the drug prevention money and spent it on flock cameras to stalk their ex wives
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 27/08/2026
i know not with what gta vi will be played but gta vii will be played with sticks and stones
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Mark Hurst @markhurst.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Two-panel meme: 
[No] "Smart Glasses Wearer"
[Yes] "Specs Offender"
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Nancy 8/25/26
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Daryl Hannah @dhlovelife.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly broke me in early to her raucous self deprecating sense of humor when we began steel magnolias rehearsals  i asked her - how long does it take to do a hair do like yours? Dolly - no idea, i’m never there when they do it! i started taking Dolly-isms notes on the back of my script after that
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