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“MARV”

@twittermarv.bsky.social
6.5K followers 889 following 16K posts

My name isn’t actually Marvin at all I just type things; there’s no unifying project here. Intolerable autocrat of tastes.

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 1h
In Germany they call it Meinkraft
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 4h
Stabler and Benson interrogate the greasy, wormy Michael Tracey on an all-new SVU
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 18h
Win a chance to die when an SUV bumps into you at 15 mph
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 21h
Schmoozin’ Texas
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 21h
Still true!
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
These are lovely
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The whole thing with Schmitt today is that at no point do they ever walk back the accusation; as far as their voting bloc is concerned, the guy was at an Atlanta Hawks game and nothing can convince them otherwise
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Stellantis new EV Dodge Challenger with not only fake V8 noises on a loop but also a dual “exhaust” that shoots out vape smoke when you do a burnout
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Experience the excitement of the all new Ferrari Va Fangool
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When I was little one Christmas season I asked my mother why we don’t use tinsel or garland on our tree and without thinking she blurted out “that’s for Guidos” dismissively
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
These and Mercury Cougars of the same era are some of the coolest cars ever made
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Any color will do … you guys can get me this one it’s fine
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Alright, we are deep into the Quiet Storm here in WSOL, your home for soul… here’s Bari White with “Never Gonna Give You Up”
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every day I pick up the phone and scroll hoping this is the day it happens but it never is and things just keep getting worse
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Goo-Goo Goo-Goo-Goon I got a new attitude
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Songs for your Grandma who hates music: The Best of Michael Bublé
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You’re not foooing anyone when you claim to have not heard Olivier Messiaen’s “Et exspecto resurrectionem mortuorum” We all know you are just chud-signaling
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was all the way checked out by the time Carson Daly began appearing on my television screen yapping about pop music and that guy has to be 60 now
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I forever lost track of “the charts” as soon as I lived on my own and no longer had to overhear pop music played by my siblings… there’s got to be 200 top 40 hits from the last quarter century I’ve either never heard or don’t know I did
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Driving around the Forza verse in a 79 Camaro and I pull up next to another player in an 88 Monte Carlo like “hello, fellow dirtbag”
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s genuinely breaking my brain that these guys haven’t been given a briefing on how insurance works as a business model before they go on TV and yell fraud … insurance companies must be falling over themselves trying to get word to the grand poobah to put a stop to it
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Being with Rahm, it’s like being low, hey hey hey it’s like being stoned
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I FUCKING FARTED
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If the glove don’t fit You must take a shit
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Does this 1997 Dodge Neon come with anti-roll bars?
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Kid, I’m a friend of your mother’s; she sent me to pick you up
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Picturing the whole family doing burnouts in this car
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mitch like “we’ll be back in 2 and 2”
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I almost forgot, Toyota manufactured a car for years called THE CHASER
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I poured hot coffee on the crotches of the interviewers and got the job!
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I ain’t asking for much Mm hmm I said lord take me downtown I’m just tryna keep in touch
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Now you’re messing with a A stumbling biiiitch! Now you’re messing with a stumbling bitch
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mitch McConnell new podcast “Son of a Mitch” and he’s in leather diapers
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So if you wanna know If he’s vamanos It’s in his kiss
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
I got some change in my pocket Suck my ding-a-ling-a-liiiang
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Go on and shave yourself! Shave it offa meeee
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Moses is a made up guy
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
1971 Nissan Ladygooner Z (sold in North America as the Datsun Dryjacker 240)
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jerking off with your left haaaand (Click the mouse with your right hand) Goonman
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mercury Masturbator Pontiac Peeper AMC Gooner (rebadged Gremlin) Bentley Nonce
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Honda Harasser
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bup @bup.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Chrysler Creeper
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Stellantis announces sequel to Plymouth Prowler, the all new Dodge Deviant 
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Goonman! Jerking off with your left hand
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Goddamn these were superb looking cars
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
HOLY COW Ohhhh oh Hold my heart
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Who’s gonna hold you down? When yooouuuu Schick®️
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
click click GOON
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