“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 4hStabler and Benson interrogate the greasy, wormy Michael Tracey on an all-new SVU 060
“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The whole thing with Schmitt today is that at no point do they ever walk back the accusation; as far as their voting bloc is concerned, the guy was at an Atlanta Hawks game and nothing can convince them otherwise 190
“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Stellantis new EV Dodge Challenger with not only fake V8 noises on a loop but also a dual “exhaust” that shoots out vape smoke when you do a burnout 160
“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Experience the excitement of the all new Ferrari Va Fangool 020
“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When I was little one Christmas season I asked my mother why we don’t use tinsel or garland on our tree and without thinking she blurted out “that’s for Guidos” dismissively 2161
“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026These and Mercury Cougars of the same era are some of the coolest cars ever made 040
“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Any color will do … you guys can get me this one it’s fine 171
“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Alright, we are deep into the Quiet Storm here in WSOL, your home for soul… here’s Bari White with “Never Gonna Give You Up” 050
“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Every day I pick up the phone and scroll hoping this is the day it happens but it never is and things just keep getting worse 2180
Reposted by “MARV”Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this 414494684
“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Songs for your Grandma who hates music: The Best of Michael Bublé 070
“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You’re not foooing anyone when you claim to have not heard Olivier Messiaen’s “Et exspecto resurrectionem mortuorum” We all know you are just chud-signaling 1221
“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I was all the way checked out by the time Carson Daly began appearing on my television screen yapping about pop music and that guy has to be 60 now 2110
“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I forever lost track of “the charts” as soon as I lived on my own and no longer had to overhear pop music played by my siblings… there’s got to be 200 top 40 hits from the last quarter century I’ve either never heard or don’t know I did 0121
“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Driving around the Forza verse in a 79 Camaro and I pull up next to another player in an 88 Monte Carlo like “hello, fellow dirtbag” 080
“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It’s genuinely breaking my brain that these guys haven’t been given a briefing on how insurance works as a business model before they go on TV and yell fraud … insurance companies must be falling over themselves trying to get word to the grand poobah to put a stop to it 0110
“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Being with Rahm, it’s like being low, hey hey hey it’s like being stoned 060
“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Kid, I’m a friend of your mother’s; she sent me to pick you up 1130
“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Picturing the whole family doing burnouts in this car 3130
“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I almost forgot, Toyota manufactured a car for years called THE CHASER 060
“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I poured hot coffee on the crotches of the interviewers and got the job! 2340
“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I ain’t asking for much Mm hmm I said lord take me downtown I’m just tryna keep in touch 070
“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Now you’re messing with a A stumbling biiiitch! Now you’re messing with a stumbling bitch 2121
“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Mitch McConnell new podcast “Son of a Mitch” and he’s in leather diapers 1130
“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026So if you wanna know If he’s vamanos It’s in his kiss 030
Reposted by “MARV”“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 28/09/2023I got some change in my pocket Suck my ding-a-ling-a-liiiang 171
“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 24/09/20261971 Nissan Ladygooner Z (sold in North America as the Datsun Dryjacker 240) 080
“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Jerking off with your left haaaand (Click the mouse with your right hand) Goonman 090
“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Mercury Masturbator Pontiac Peeper AMC Gooner (rebadged Gremlin) Bentley Nonce 480
“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Stellantis announces sequel to Plymouth Prowler, the all new Dodge Deviant  2130
Reposted by “MARV”“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Who’s gonna hold you down? When yooouuuu Schick®️ 031