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Next year I’d like to see more older people in the castle. I want neighbourhood watch WhatsApp group levels of drama #traitorsirl

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Diego still has the dagger equipped. The other two are defenceless. Take your prize Diego #TraitorsIRL

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If it were me I would throw myself in the fire because people would be like “there’s no way a traitor would throw themselves in the fire” #TraitorsIRL

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Listen I love the coat Diego but are you not boiling sitting at that table #TraitorsIRL

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Can’t believe we have to watch another task #TraitorsIRL

Millhouse asking when Itchy and Scratchy are getting to the firework factory

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This is the toughest series of Great British Bake Off yet. if Nigella Lawson said she didn’t like something I made I would simply die of shame. Sorry for bothering you my queen.

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I have a parcel arriving today (at any time apparently) and I have to leave the house for approx one hour and I guarantee that’s when it’ll arrive. It’s like they wait for you to leave.

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Pauric has to convince Diego it’s Anna and to vote for her first and then resist the temptation to oust Carla after that. It’s gonna be tense #TraitorsIrl

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I’d be telling the most outrageous lies at that dinner table. Give me that money #TraitorsIRL

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Pauric and Carla couldn’t look more like traitors right now. Defending Carla could damage Pauric’s endgame #TraitorsIRL

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Even as a faithful I’d rather be murdered than haul water up that hill. I’m going back to the castle for sandwiches #TraitorsIRL

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Auntie O'Grimacey @bubblenoma.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

She was my North, my South, my East and West, My working week and my Sunday rest, My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song; I thought that love would last for ever: I was wrong. #TraitorsIrl

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Last week a TD compared abolishing the 3 day waiting period to a hangover (?!?) We need to keep the pressure on to make sure we get the best abortion access we can. Join us at the Dept of Health on Saturday 26th (this Saturday) to March to the Dáil at 2pm.

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I do think Diego is playing a great game, light enough suspicion to keep him there, moving with the herd to stay alive #TraitorsIRL

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I don’t know how Pauric has convinced everyone it’s a team game. It’s not a team game at all, if I got murdered or banished as a faithful I wouldn’t give one single fuck if some faithfuls took the money over traitors #TraitorsIrl

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Sorry Anna being mad at Diego for days for taking a shield and then pilfering €2000 from the prize pot is so funny #TraitorsIRL

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Ok Anna we’ll maybe just keep that dagger away from Kayleigh in case she murders Pauric for real #TraitorsIRL

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Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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daryl "crimetime after primetime" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I can't even make it past "poncho munch for deano bonano"

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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Episode 3 of Lunchtime with Michael Fry airs today at 13.30. Michael gets a gold earring to appeal to the youth demographic and crashes the price of gold globally. Sir Maurice prepares for his charity skydive into Lough Neagh.

The schedule for BBC Radio Ulster showing Lunchtime with Michael Fry airing at 13.30

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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Okay so @defector.com has had an odd glitch since the site redesign a couple of weeks back where the wrong photo and headline are often put together on the main page and I was going to ask them about fixing it but this just happened and as far as I'm concerned they have to leave it as is.

Screenshot for a Defector podcast episode with the headline "Consider the Emotional Lives of Scallops" only the accompanying photo is a white gormless stubbled red-headed UK singer of recent notoriety giving a flat smile to the camera while wearing a washed out peach top as beige as he is against a flat background. So, actually, probably a scallop anyway.

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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days

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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Ah a successful first day as Ed Sheeran’s PR manager. And now to open social media where I’m sure everything is totally fine.

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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 15/09/2026

Pretty funny that Ed Sheeran seemingly only hired Irish people and yet didn't see this coming.

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It’s actually impressive they’ve fucked it up this badly. How did you have someone tell you they were murdered in plain sight and by who and still STILL fuck that up #TraitorsIrl

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Pete’s leather jacket is cutting off the blood to his brain I see #TraitorsIrl

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It would have been incredible for them to rat Diego out for having a shield there #TraitorsIrl

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Logically even if Pauric does survive this it’s a big enough question to fuck him up at the very end. He can’t survive it in a group this small. #TraitorsIrl

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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

On what other show would you hear the phrase “Ya hoodwinking bastard” #TraitorsIrl

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Kayleigh catching sight of herself in a mirror “I just don’t like the way she looked at me, I’m not having it” #TraitorsIRL

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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Should honestly be illegal to introduce the concept of Fouracres Doctor Who without actually promising it to me

SNL UK’s George Fouracres: ‘Being tipped for Doctor Who is hard to talk about’

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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.

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The instructions must have been unclear, the faithful are now murdering each other #TraitorsIRL

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They may just give Carla the money now lads #TraitorsIRL

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“Fuck it go on” this is the Traitors Ireland alright hahaha good man Diego #TraitorsIRL

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I have to keep remembering Seven Deadly Sins doesn’t mean Seven Amazing Sins, the Irish accents are throwing me #traitorsirl

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Alright Pete relax he’s not actually dead #traitorsirl

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