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Bob Doom

@bobdoom.bsky.social
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I reskeet your stuff if I like it. I don’t have much to say. Millennial Hobby Spam! My original music www.youtube.com/@Esquilaxmusic My musical shitpost channel youtube.com/@thebobdoom

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 1h
If you want "personalized music" made just for you pick up a fucking guitar. Or else break the heart of someone who already has.
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 5h
I think we underrate that JCO came up in 20th century New York literary circles where everyone said five most devastating insults before breakfast and as one of the last one standing, her competition is guys who get sad if their chatbot isn't sufficiently nice to them.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 2h
danny devito as the penguin
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evy kwong @evystadium.bsky.social · 2h
whenever you feel like you’re too small to change anything know that citizens from small towns and cities that speak up against flock and axon cameras in their communities (and sometimes get arrested for it) are fighting and sometimes succeeding against this
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 4h
These ads go in the same category as brazen, easily disproven lies after ICE killings. It’s not about persuasion. It’s a display of power. They could have passed them off as PAC-funded. They added “paid for by the U.S. government” because they want us to know they can break the law with impunity.
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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 3h
I also think about Elon saying Biden's DOJ wouldn't prosecute Sam Bankman-Fried because he was a Dem donor... followed by Biden's DOJ nailing SBF, who now posts about how awesome Trump is so he can get a pardon.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 16h
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 4h
{me watching a fight at a hockey game} i think they’re just pissed off bc the floor is so slippery.
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
trying to appear more likeable to the court room by calling it a caper instead of life insurance fraud
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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Matt Cameron @mattcameron.bsky.social · 15h
also not getting enough attention: these texts are between one of the lawyers on Jack Smith's team and a US Marshall tasked with keeping people fueled by Republican conspiracy theories from murdering Jack Smith in public because he tried to prosecute the president for crimes that he did
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 14h
I hate that I miss when ads were for actual things and not just AI and gambling and *wink* not gambling.
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The main reason you haven’t heard about campus sexual violence in a few years is because Trump and SCOTUS have made it much, much harder for survivors to come forward. You might vaguely remember that Title IX was a big battleground in his first term. And that we lost.
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Jacob Öberg @profjacob.bsky.social · 8h
🚨🚨 @coe.int of Europe said yesterday that the #US formally notified it that it would leave the Group of States against Corruption, or #GRECO. Only two other countries have left GRECO before — #Russia and #Belarus. The fall of the #US on the world scene is striking. apnews.com/article/trum...
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US withdraws from European anti-corruption panel in latest shift away from global groups
The Trump administration has withdrawn the United States from a top European anti-corruption watchdog.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16h
“Some of us will be asleep, some of us will just be confused, but know this: We will be crashing our cars into the side of a financial institution downtown.” — Leonard Kircher
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Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank
WASHINGTON—In a joint statement outlining the mission shared by hundreds of thousands of elderly American citizens, the nation’s 93-year-olds announced a new plan this week to crash their cars into th...
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Secrets and Laws @secretsandlaws.bsky.social · 22h
🚨Exclusive🚨: I have exculpatory evidence in what is easily the dumbest congressional oversight episode of the year...maybe the decade. I was at the Iowa v. MD game & just looked at my pics & sure enough, someone who looks like Jack Smith is sitting in Sec 109, Row 1. Complete & total vindication!
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 16h
i’ve been busy most of the day but i’d be remiss if i didn’t mention eric schmitt, who took a faceplant so hilariously legend that even the NYT couldn’t sugarcoat it (gift link) www.nytimes.com/2026/09/29/u...
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 16h
“Well, you see, I have to stay on the White Supremacist Child Porn Rape Victim Doxxing site because that’s where my community is”
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 16h
they DIDN'T REFUND her fucking TUITION?????
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 01/06/2024
🎶 you know the day destroys the night night divides the day tried to run tried to hide BREAK ON THROUGH TO THE
two carnivorous mammals of the subfamily Lutrinae in a steeply angled water-filled chute
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 18h
PODCAST HOST: the blood from the crime scene was found to actually be from the murder victim PODCAST CO-HOST: wait… the murder victim… died? with blood PODCAST HOST: i know—i was thinking the same thing. but then i read in the report that they died from the blood not being in the body anymore
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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 17h
- Mr. Smith, did you go to a corn contest in 2024? - I... went to a... KoЯn concert. In the '90s.
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phylan @phylan.website · 17h
smoking that shit that makes me look like the live action Moe Szyslak
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence:
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 21h
Modern Day Country Singer Visits Folsom Prison to Advocate for Harsher Sentencing thehardtimes.net/culture/mode...
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Modern Day Country Singer Visits Folsom Prison to Advocate for Harsher Sentencing
FOLSOM, Calif. — Country singer Carlson Swagger brought his cowboy bootlickin’ brand of lawful country music to Folsom Prison today where he... Continue this tale
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 29/09/2026
If you’d asked me to parody how silly and broken legal journalism is, I genuinely don’t think I could have come up with “so the best-known ‘nonpartisan’ Supreme Court outlet is now run by an ex-Trump DOJ flack who had her longtime personal friend Brett Kavanaugh officiate her wedding”
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The Conservative Takeover of SCOTUSblog Is Just What the Supreme Court Needed
SCOTUSblog used to cover the Supreme Court. Now, it cheers for it.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sen. Roger Marshall says he didn't have the pregnant patient arrested over a $50 late bill. THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS AND DEFAMATORY!!! He had her arrested for not showing up to court when he sued her for being late for $50.
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 29/09/2026
bold and wildly inexplicable photo choice here
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The details of this story are so harrowing, and this is the part that I have been thinking about the most. What kind of justice can bring peace to someone who has endured this kind of brutality. And are the systems we have set up to deliver that.
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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 27/09/2026
Trump is banning students majoring in degrees that don’t make enough money from taking out college loans. Degrees for social work, art, religious studies, teaching aides, and music will be hit the hardest. trib.al/kQdKbY1
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Trump Moves to Cut Off Student Loans for Tons of Degrees
Under a new rule, if your degree doesn’t make enough money, you won’t be able to get a student loan.
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Silverman on Security @silvermansecurity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is akin to what Putin did via the GRU fronts in the Prigozhin network in the Sahel. Especially Dagalo's/Hemedti's controlled parts of southern Sudan. They took the gold out through MERO-Gold & MERO-Invest & then laundered them through the UAE. Because no one legit will touch it.
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"The sources added that Patel consistently kept Bailey at arm's length and cut him out of meetings the deputy FBI director should attend because Bailey was constantly flagging things that were unconstitutional." www.cbsnews.com/news/top-fbi...
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Top FBI official Andrew Bailey, who was once widely seen as Patel successor, resigns
Bailey was originally brought in to help ease tensions between former Attorney General Pam Bondi and former FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino.
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Me fail English @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is the person who the New York Times has made its education expert
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Bob Doom @bobdoom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The infamous “Mission Accomplished” banner used by the Bush administration after capturing Saddam’s sister in law or whatever.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
You Can Be Anything You Want, Says Fictional Character theonion.com/you-can-be-anything-yo…
You Can Be Anything You Want, Says Fictional Character
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 28/09/2026
Called it again
Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh • 6h
€ UPDATE: A migrant caravan just RUSHED into Mexico and is now full steam ahead to the
U.S. Southern Border
This is NOT a freaking game! THEY ARE WAITING FOR DEMOCRATS TO TAKE POWER
VOTE RED!!
You see these people? Each one is a future Democrat voter if Dems take Congress then win in 2028.
Punish RINOs in primary season, SAVE OUR REPUBLIC IN NOVEMBER
We can kiss any hope of the SAVE America Act and ICE funding GOODBYE if Democrats take power ever again e
x.com/AnthonyAguero/…
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Nancy Levine Stearns @nancylevinestearns.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
FBI fires two stars: “Both Burgwald, a West Point graduate, and Rae have served in high-profile posts in which they received attorney general’s awards over the past two decades. Rae supervised the FBI’s response to the Boston Marathon bombing in 2013.” news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...
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FBI Ousts Officials Probing Threats to Stephen Miller’s Family
FBI leadership removed two counterterrorism leaders due to dissatisfaction with their investigation of allegedly threatening phone calls made to senior White House aide Stephen Miller’s wife, said thr...
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Ben Prunty @benprunty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't love dunking on folks but it's so fucking funny to me that Trump was convicted of 34 felonies 2 years ago, faced no punishment, and went on to win the presidency a second time and journalists are still like, "hmm, I have an inkling that maybe he believes he's above the law for some reason."
Post from NYT reporter Eric Lipton 

"What an odd moment in United States history.

A U.S. president is running an overtly political campaign advertisement, right before midterm elections, paid for by the U.S. government.

Trump appears to believe he is immune from any kind of legal limit."
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I legit thought this was the Onion Infowars until the camera switched to actual Alex Jones wearing a Biggie crown and even then was briefly like woah did they CG Tim Heidecker for this
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Glad about the result, but I don’t think it speaks well of us as a country that after two years of human rights violations, war crimes, naked gangster corruption, and contempt for the Constitution, he’s finally unpopular because gas got expensive.
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
daughter: look daddy, I made you this picture! me: aw honey, what the fuck am I supposed to do with this
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Chris does it occur to you that you are a problem
Al props up those of us who remain curious into old age. We're experienced enough to recognize its inaccuracies, shortcomings and dangers. It may be the end of civilization but that will be up to others, hopefully in future generations. For now, it is the quickest, most egalitarian source of information that has ever been known to man and my subscription to ChatGPT is one of my most prized possessions (after my guitars and mountain bikes).
—Chris Beaty, 69
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Rick Caruso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yah I would like to ask several questions actually
Screenshot of an estate sales.com listing of what appears to be a 3 foot tall lawn, jockey dressed in full gear, but with an uncircumcised anatomically correct penis hanging out. On the screenshot, the website has a prompt to ask a question.
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
austrian policeman: did you get a look at the people who killed your baby, mrs. hitler? mrs. hitler: yes they were all wearing silver time travel suits and saying something about updog austrian policeman: what's updog mrs. hitler (to camera):
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