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Bob Tomb? I tried.

@bobdoom.bsky.social
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I reskeet your stuff if I like it. I don’t have much to say. Millennial Hobby Spam! My original music www.youtube.com/@Esquilaxmusic My musical shitpost channel youtube.com/@thebobdoom

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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 19h
I’m watching Obsession: Origins. S3 is a heavy hitter. That terrible song in segment 1 is something I’ve been singing to myself for decades.
Homer’s final confrontation with the monkey’s paw… literally the segment that inspired the idea for Obsession.The Simpsons Go Calypso! On CD and 8 track.Bart casually transforms Homer into a jack in the box then goes back to watching tv, completely unfazed.Homer waking up after being bludgeoned to death and revived as a brain implanted into a robot body
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 19h
Every year, I start on s2 and work my way through s9. This is probably still my least favorite of the classics but the animation is really top notch in every segment. The Raven works because it’s so creative and visually engaging.
Homer clinging to the especially tall back of a stately arm chair in the study during The Simpsons’ take on The Raven from the first Halloween special in s2.The thrilling conclusion of Hungry Are The Damned. The Simpson family is surrounded by 3 very offended aliens.
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 20h
So it begins. I need to brush up on my knowledge about skeleton currency. I remember that worms are their money… or maybe dollars. I’m cranking Leo Carpazzi’s original version of Monster Mash and starting my Simpsons Halloween episodes.
A smiling jack-o-lantern wearing a witch’s hat, with red light shining from inside and purple light on the wall behind it.
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pennywise 1990 taunting Richie at the library.
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The infamous “Mission Accomplished” banner used by the Bush administration after capturing Saddam’s sister in law or whatever.
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh I’m a basic bitch?! Why don’t you show off your obscure jazz chords and rock solid finger style Motown chops, hot shot!
Robert DeLeo playing bass in the foreground and Dean DeLeo playing guitar in the background
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fun fact about me: I was in early on podcasts. Obviously I thought I should try making my own! I remember 4 examples. Needless to say, they were humbling. Turns out I’m not smart enough or interesting enough to listen to. But maybe I can strive to make the WORST podcast!
A text message with a hypothetical podcast description 

Doomcast s1e5: “aaaauuuugh.”

“On this week’s episode, Bob lets out a lot of heavy sighs and talks about future suffering.”
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Oh good… we’re already here.
The protagonist from the Black Mirror episode “Metalhead”
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Content for no one: I finally had the idea to buy a 14-day pill organizer with extra large bins for my OCD stockpile of guitar picks of different sizes, shapes, and materials. The most used are up front while the misfits hang out in back.
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“I’d never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it if a man kills another man in battle, it’s called ‘heroic’, yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it’s called ‘murder’?”
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Just opened a paperback of Contact… woof. Boy, I got bad news for Carl Sagan…
The first page of Contact. The dedication “for Alexandra, who comes of age with the millennium. May we leave your generation a world better than the one we were given.” - 1985
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Homer Simpson, overwhelmed with excitement, mispronouncing “trampoline” with his eyes pointing in different directions.
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
So this is personal stuff for literally nobody… But I finally got a monkey off my back, 11 years later. It’s a $1.50 thrift store paperback a friend gave me along with 4 others. Buy 5 and the cheapest is free! It was half read since fall of 2015 but the bookmark stayed put even though moves. (1/
A slightly beat up green-cover paperback copy of Stephen King’s Different Seasons.
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Debbie Jelinsky. Millennial crazy-thirst-trap GOAT.
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I know it’s bitter or salty but I wanna try it.
Uter offering Bart a lick.
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
In the red, bro! LFG!
Air quality at 186! Worse than yesterday!
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Now we’re talkin’!
Air quality at 179
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Yeah, I know it’s shockingly bad in other places but it’s still not great here. Thank you for your attention on this matter. RESIDENT Robert D Doom
Air quality on the weather app reading 166.
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I feel ya, Marge.
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Last year, I got to see not only red squirrels but also a fully black squirrel. However, I was genuinely shook when I saw an albino squirrel today!
An albino squirrel climbing down a damp tree on a rainy day.
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Seems like Fourth of July is going as well as everything else. Can’t wait for the big finale!
Trash’s warhead in Las Vegas during the climax from The Stand.
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
At best, he’s giving Uncle Jack.
Uncle Jack from It’s Always Sunny wearing his gross rubber hands
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I think we can all guess one guy who is rock hard over this news.
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Been a rocky 4 years… Been a surprisingly bad 2.5 years. Been an unimaginably bad year… So, I’m coming into summer ‘26 with this energy.
Ed O’Neill as the terrifying/intense Stan Mikita’s manager, Glen.Alanna Ubach in Waiting, preparing a sundae, with rage oozing from her face.Dennis Reynolds in the suburbs episode of It’s Always Sunny, giving a deep Kubrick stare to Mac before he finally boils over with rage and explodes.
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
My earliest crush
Noreen from The Brady Bunch Movie.
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Oh boy! My big moment! Things are finally looking up… uh oh… I don’t feel so… (dead)
R5D4 in the jawas’ crawler, looking like shit.
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Tilly didn’t commit suicide…. She was MURDERED! …by all of you!!!!
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Gasp! My fun little Simpsons song made its way to the ears of my favorite Simpsons essayist. Because my brain is gummed up with 30 year old pop culture, I instantly had a reference.
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Thanks, lady! It was very fun to record. Hopefully some sickos find it and enjoy it.
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I think it’s more for the public service (removing myself from the public) If I had the money… small home in a dry, cold climate… minimal contact with society… they’d end up finding a skeleton after years of wondering who lived there.
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The outro solo in Silvergun Superman from STP is everything I love about Dean’s playing. The buildup and climax on New Way Home from Foo Fighters. The entire song Come To Me from Mark Lanegan and PJ Harvey. The drum break in Limp by Fiona Apple is just too good. The moment Parabola swells in.
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Someday…
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Seems odd… obviously, they’re all doing everything by the books, seeing great results, and all while carefully obeying the law.
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Feels more like it, every day…
A still from The Twilight Zone episode, It’s A Good Life. An all powerful psychopathic child rules over all of the adults who cower and pander to him to avoid his wrath.
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Immediately.
A pug doing a handstand to urinate on a city sidewalk tree. Face down, ass up. All business.
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Demolition Man was right. Big tech is determined to ruin everything. Electronic cum?! Who is asking for this?!
A car with a vanity plate which reads “ECUM”, as in electronic cum. Obviously the next unrequested tech to be forced down our throats.
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I’m an adult. If I see a 10oz bag of oyster crackers for $1.29, I’m buying it. Am I eating chowduh? No. Some other soup? Also no. Just the dry crackers. Empty carbs and salt. Gimme a break! I shoveled 16” of snow and ran out of real food because I was unaware of the blizzard until yesterday.
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
If you see this, quote post with your sexiest selfie.
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Nelson Muntz sadly looking at a fantasy reflection of himself dressed in a tuxedo, no longer poor and hopeless. “Someday”, he quietly whimpers.
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Bob Tomb? I tried. @bobdoom.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Whaaaaaaaaaaa?! Color me shocked.
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