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Famously drank from the only lead-free hose in the Midwest. Don’t let them scare you into submission, they are clowns. goodbye-blue-sky.ghost.io 👁 “There won’t be elections” = instablock goodbye-blue-sky.ghost.io/ghost/#/s…

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Me fail English @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 10h
Not sure why you're calling it ill-timed. It's almost certainly coordinated with what was supposed to be a blockbuster performance today in the Jack Smith hearing. These clowns, while clownish, are also quite predictable.
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Me fail English @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 20h
The Ebola IPO said the same thing
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Ann M. Lipton @annmlipton.bsky.social · 20h
Anyhoo, seriously, this is all very funny but it's also Anthropic violating its IPO in violation of Section 5 of the Securities Act of 1933 www.reuters.com/business/fin...
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EXCLUSIVE: Anthropic warns AI may pose 'existential risks to humanity' in IPO filing
It's an extraordinary warning by a company seeking to profit from the same technology.
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Me fail English @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who is Paramount bribing here?
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Me fail English @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love how false starts don’t count if the clock is low and the Eagles really need to snap it
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Me fail English @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Mr. President, what the fuck are you talking about?”
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Me fail English @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seize every nickel
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Me fail English @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What on Earth is Siriani whining about? Flag him for unsportsmanlike
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Me fail English @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That was a really nice rendition of the national anthem that I’m sure the psychos will be extremely normal about
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Me fail English @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
clown reply after point out that it doesn’t actually matter if Biden said something cool and witty to Netanyahu in McGurk’s weird Atlantic piece if he didn’t actually do anything about Israel slaughtering Palestinians The article in question contains no such example. Just pure misinformation here:
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Me fail English @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Would anyone at any of our alleged media outlets who cover the government care to ask what the President means when he says “we can do it” but “the Democrats don’t have any income” Anyone at all? Do any of you pursue stories anymore or do you just take pictures?
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 28/09/2026
Imagine if we had a real press
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Me fail English @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Umm, this is only “King shit,” if he actually did something. Otherwise, it’s just more cringe
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Me fail English @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It “may” violate federal law. When you are utterly terrified to actually inform your readers of anything, lest there be ramifications to your reporting. What is your purpose, again?
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Me fail English @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh my God, he did it. Sir, my keyboard for you
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Me fail English @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is the person who the New York Times has made its education expert
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Me fail English @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“The patient I was trying to throw into debtor’s prison owed me .02% of my net worth, not .003%”
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Me fail English @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BOLIEVE
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Me fail English @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah that’s crazy imagine if we had a media that would heavily criticize this like they do with anything a Democrat does
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Me fail English @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
THE ENDZONE IS RIGHT THERE THROW IT IN THE ENDZONE MY GOD
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Me fail English @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can’t wait for another half of anemic Broncos offensive play!
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wonder what it would be like to write the same column, over and over again, endlessly. Seems like it’d be boring. But maybe it brings one comfort, like having your parents read you the same story every night before you go to bed.
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Opinion by Megan McArdle
The Great Awokening is over.
This lesbian bar shows why.
A meltdown over masking shows where cancel culture is now.
Today at 07:00 ET
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ashley (ravens 2-1) 🌹 @clearlyashley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Andy Beshear forever, man
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Me fail English @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kellen Moore needs to go to the microphones after the game and get fined. How do you look your players in the face if you don’t?
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Me fail English @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ruling the fumble in week 1 was not a fumble and this week Shough fumbled is absolutely insane. NFL cannot be serious
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Sportskeeda NFL @sknfl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"KC started paying the refs" "Garbage call but it’s Patrick Mahomes": NFL fans rip officials over roughing the passer call in Chiefs' win vs Dolphins
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Me fail English @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Complete joke of a roughing call against NO…unbelievable
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Me fail English @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drew Lock should probably start for Seattle at this point. They’re probably not going to do it, but it’ll almost certainly cost them a couple games.
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Me fail English @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The math is complicated, but Trump might be in the running for the greatest mass murderer in history, given his destruction of USAID, his reckless stoking of regional conflicts, and his determination to exacerbate the damage from climate change as much as possible
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Me fail English @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Check out some of this music the President and I have been working on.”
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Me fail English @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ole Miss idiot deciding to head hunt rather than catch a freebie interception, leading to a FL touchdown to go up 14. Ole Miss will forever be trash
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Me fail English @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Aguero shouldn’t play football again. Absolutely intentional hit, could’ve seriously, permanently injured the receiver
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Me fail English @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Pube Cube
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
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Craig Harrington @craigipedia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Trump Plans To Resume Bombing Iran After The Midterms” should be in $100 million worth of paid communications over the next 5 weeks.
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Me fail English @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you use this shit you are a clown and you deserve whatever happens lol
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Me fail English @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Alabama is about to make this nincompoop their governor…lol good luck!
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Me fail English @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Going for 2 is diabolical
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Me fail English @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Spoiler: it subscribed to The Guardian
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Me fail English @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeah the Packers aren’t winning this game lol
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 24/09/2026
Macklemore announces Free Palestine tour to benefit humanitarian aid organisations
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Macklemore announces Free Palestine tour to benefit humanitarian aid organisations
The US rapper, removed from Ed Sheeran’s US stadium tour after voicing support of Palestine, has convened a charity show that will visit Dublin, Paris and London, with a North American run to be announced Macklemore has announced a “Free Palestine” tour, a series of live shows that will feature the US rapper performing alongside musicians and friends to raise funds for humanitarian causes in Palestine. The news comes after Macklemore (AKA Benjamin Haggerty) was removed from Ed Sheeran’s US stadium tour after he called for a “free Palestine” onstage and said he wanted the people of Gaza and “the occupied West Bank” to know “we have not forgotten about them”. Continue reading...
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Me fail English @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
‘eThIcS eXpErTs aRe tRoUbLeD” The most openly corrupt administration in history and our brave journalists at fhe noo Yorke timez can barely muster the strength to lift their heads off their desks
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Me fail English @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Due to an error by the DPS” 100,000 registrations is many many many orders of magnitude greater than the number of actual voter fraud cases that Republicans have screamed about to justify an incredibly broad scope of disruption in the way millions vote. What kind of shit do we get to do now?
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Me fail English @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Apparently “wrecker shit” is just directly quoting centrist Democrats now
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Me fail English @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sure but we shouldn’t actually do anything about it, right? We should let him “save face,” according to your diseased centrist brain. Please retire immediately so the adults can take charge.
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Me fail English @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah seems super important to get the Cop Ex-Wife Stalking Surveillance System onto every street corner in America
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Me fail English @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cryron Donalds lol
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Me fail English @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Impeach Tammy Duckworth
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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 23/09/2026
I had not seen this clip where Tammy Duckworth advises Democrats to "not impeach anybody," "get back to work" and "allow" Donald Trump to "save face" and I would just like to remind the senator from IL that the federal government took 4,000 Chicagoans and murdered a 38-year-old father last fall.
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Me fail English @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Some people are in for a rude awakening in 2028, if not sooner, when they realize the vast majority of the Dem base is o-v-e-r this shit
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