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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 5h

- Mr. Smith, did you go to a corn contest in 2024? - I... went to a... KoЯn concert. In the '90s.

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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 6h

~2'x2' panel for $40, aim a red spotlight w/a Roscolux 26 red gel through it... dawg, you're on a Klingon bridge.

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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I told him not to spend his life savings on a “flying car” but does he listen?

Alan, in a NASA shirt, stands in front of a car-sized drone-like vehicle, smiling and throwing a peace sign.

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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

KURSGESAGT VOICE: Now, we’re just speculating here and there’s no real way to project this far into the future, but imagine yourself personally becoming a technological ultra super god with the power to tame every atom of the universe into a state of perpetually orgasmic hyper-abundance…

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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Update: it wasn't too bad! In most shots, the tiny shape change didn't make a difference and any native AE masks stretched with the footage. There was just one part where I had to rebuild a patchwork of photoshop stills over again, but it got refined a li'l in the process. Back on track.

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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Swapping a video (that you've been zooming into, rotoscoping and animating various pixel-peeping graphics around in hundreds of shots) for a higher quality version you just found - $0 Realizing the version you'd been working with was actually squashed vertically by 4 pixels - priceless

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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I was finally able to track down an actual 3-D version of “AL’S BRAIN IN 3-D”… so if you have a VR headset, 3-D TV, or even cheap 3-D glasses, you can now watch this in the way it was originally intended! youtu.be/LKgKQK7tKIU

youtu.be

"Weird Al" Yankovic - AL'S BRAIN IN 3-D

YouTube video by alyankovic

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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Every sound design/music/mixing tutorial: “I’m using Pro-Q for this, but you can use the native equalizer or whatever plugin you want, it really doesn’t make a difference. But I’m using Pro-Q.”

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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This would also be awesome as a physical Lunar Lander game.

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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Nooo! Please, I’m not ready! I thought I had more time! 😭

Screenshot of a message:

"Hey Cap,

I lead Talent Partnerships here at Cameo & I could totally see you crushing it on here!

Our top creator has made over..."

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phil @philjamesson.com · 23/09/2026

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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

followed you via Starter Pack SUPER ACTION REBEL FORCE DEMOCRACY HERO BAES

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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Imagine someone runs up and hands him a DJI mic clipped to like a toy golden hamburger or whatever

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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I’ve been bucking gender stereotypes for over 40 years.

Captain Disillusion seated in a red chair surrounded by superimposed pictures of various cats from his past and present. A customized Patreon link button is in the corner, signifying this is a screenshot from the end of a YouTube video.

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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

When someone engages me in a conversation to gain complete understanding of the meaning of my joke post

A still from The NeverEnding Story (1984) of the book shop owner saying to Bastian, "don't worry about it."

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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Then how come there was already an emoji for it? 😼

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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I’m just gonna say it. The Whole Foods pizza slice box is too small for the pizza slice. Always. It’s a systemic issue.

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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Oh, oops, I somehow accidentally cut off a whole month early. Here's the proper version. We're slightly further along!

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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I've always wanted to do a dated timelapse of the edit progress bar I keep on my Patreon Discord as a video goes through the VFX/graphics stage. Since this one's been taking so insanely long, I've tried a partial one just to see. The latter red section are the really really hard bits 🫠

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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

My Wattpad fanfic about my intern having a nice conversation with Angela Collier about a novel they both enjoyed has been adapted into a live-action video!

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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

This on the tip of a troll pen in a video giving you an update on my freelance artist journey.

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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I really feel that I could capture the essence of Sweetums in a gritty live-action Muppet Show reboot. You must to let me play him.

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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Democratize me getting a free Vegan Sushi Tokyo dinner flown up to the space station every night, forever.

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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

An under-appreciated aspect of Swan Boy is that every strip is published in like 8K resolution.

Blown-up detail of Donald Duck overboard

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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

With a version of Blender than predates Elephants Dream!

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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Gonna start saying to AI people GO AHEAD AND FAIL

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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I want to sneak into the Criterion closet just to fix their terrible lighting.

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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

"...your politically engaged 2nd gen American millennial grandkids are gonna love it."

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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Charlotte Wainwright restoring and saving old/ancient books. www.wainwrightbookbinding.com

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Phil Fletcher @philfletcher.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

A puppet performing a puppet on the radio!! Yes please… #behindthescenes

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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Plugging hole in boat no longer the solution. Must find way to bail water out at supersonic speed.

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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

People mark thread posts “1/“ like they dk what the total might be, but most of the time they do. If you’re posting the whole thread at once or are doling out paragraphs of an already published blog, go back and put the total in each post. I wanna know what I’m in for. Reader has right-of-laziness!

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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

It's like li'l dweebs in school that the bully makes carry his books and when he demands your lunch money, they chime in from behind him nasally, "yyea! hand it ovah!"

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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

“I’m going to give you the choice I never had.”

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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I can excuse economic collapse, but I draw the line at Phil Tippett studio shutting down

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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

When I’m visiting my old college friend Magica De Spell:

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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

A hunt is conducted for an October that is red…. D’OH!!

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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

An earnest man with intellectual disability fails upward against a backdrop of his upward-failing nation.

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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I want people who encounter me to pull their shades down “whoaaa,” 80s commercial style, then it cuts to a different scene and i never see them again. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I support cities ripping their Flock cameras out but I lowkey think a huge part of why cops have been largely okay with cities abandoning it is that the service is effectively a honeypot to entrap domestic abuser cops into leaving a paper trail of their crimes.

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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

OLD RULES? OUT! NEW RULES NOW. WE DIDN’T EVEN EVER EVEN WANT YOU. SO JUST… STOP.. WITH THE HOLLYWOOD

A YouTube thumbnail featuring a bearded indie filmmaker type guy in front of a wall of printed out web articles about recent web-creator-to-Hollywood success stories. With a politely confident gaze he holds up a piece of cardboard that says “NEW RULES” on it in sharpie.
Title: Dear Hollywood…We Don’t Need You
Byline: Digital Spaghetti and Thomas Flight

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