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fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

you know what pairs well w everything? cheese

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i never correct people when they say i’m aloof bc that sounds much cooler than clueless

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’d love to visit Japan just not during Godzilla season

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Checked out the Amish pornhub category. It’s just Rebekkah slowly churning butter with one bare ankle in the frame.

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Follow me for more health tips. Good morning! 🩷

A bunch of candy corn. Text says my body functions at its highest level when I am eating fresh in season produce

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Life's too short. Eat the gas station sushi. Punch a weasel. Call your mom.

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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The fact that Teams shows when you're "in a meeting" but still lets people message you anyway is psychological terrorism

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Just4funsa @just4funsa.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Might post some shit. Might camp out outside your window...

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Actually its a roll of dog poop bags in my pocket AND I'm also happy to see you.

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Bobby @bobbyeye.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Good luck fighting off the cooties pork chop 👍

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

*takes a bite of Pringle* *nods at waiter* "Yes, I'll have the whole tube."

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

You should mention your inability to form complete sentences in your dating profile.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

not social not antisocial but a secret third thing (so tired)

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Bobby @bobbyeye.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Noon That's enough adulting for one day

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E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

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what i lack in memory, i make up

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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

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E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

whatever a tree is, is an out of office experience

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E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

doesn’t measurements shift when you’re enduring conditions

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E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

my necrosis body is almost ready, should be ripe by halloween

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Bobby @bobbyeye.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

If the person on the other end doesn't know you smile when you read their message, you should tell them

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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

We’re not sure if it’s a baby with an old man’s face or an old man with a baby’s body. Either way, the fourth floor is off limits until further notice.

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Bobby @bobbyeye.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

*maintains eye contact while cutting sausage with scissors

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Bobby @bobbyeye.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

* pauses to make sure I'm not gonna fuck it up * fucks it up anyhow

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Miss Suzy @sqrlymofo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Happy national punch a dumb fuck in the face day.

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Bobby @bobbyeye.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Kudos to the person who named 🪰 That's definitely what they do

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Our weekend bartender Nolan prides himself on his signature cocktail, the Budapest Betty. We do not recommend ordering it.

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

HER: we're invited to my cousin’s baby shower ME: why would I want to watch a baby take a shower? HER: I'll go on my own ME: *secret smile*

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Meet me at Beef & Noodles for an ass kicking

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

sometimes late at night my butthole whispers your name

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 27/08/2026

A termite walks into a bar and says, 'Where is the bar tender?'

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Bobby @bobbyeye.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

You'd think after eating 5,850 bowls of spaghetti I'd be pretty good at not wearing it, but here we are

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ghost crab dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

i hate buying a product i’ve been happy with for years and find it’s new and improved when only one of those things is accurate

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Bobby @bobbyeye.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

If vikings and pirates were to throw down, who would win?

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

wake and bake to keep the sabbath holy

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

i’ve never used the word 'commence’ irl & im not about to start now oh goddammit

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Marl @marlebean.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I know it's rude to ask someone about their pregnancy if you're unsure, but my husband looks about 5 months along and the suspense is killing me

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Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Not gonna lie, if I dropped a needle in a haystack I'd probably just cut my losses and buy a new needle

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When you stop giving a fuck, your odds and options increase

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I see bluesky added a new feature where only completely unhinged reply guys can see your skeets.

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E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

to maintain a big and strong hadron i’ll add extra protons and neutrons but it’s always unstable and short-lived before it decays

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E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

got a cheap deal on some coffin nails, the first one was a doozy but the last one will keep the lid on it

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E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

a couple of cameo planks, some supportive cardboard cutouts, starring a few wooden chairs and everything held together with ai filler, i was knot board

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E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

somebody just said something about something or other but I was too self absorbed to hear whatever it was they were on about

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E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

bought an air guitar with no strings attached

Not one of mine but some French and Brazilian designers were given a load of software from MetaCreations and this low compressed one is from Brazil around ’96

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E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

deal with chickenheads first, then turkeyheads

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