iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 11h

I'm going on a date to see Resident Evil tomorrow, and I plan to impress her by doing a Wilhelm scream every time anything remotely scary happens

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Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Every recipe online starts like: Ah, you want to make pancakes? That puts me in mind of a tale of my youth...

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Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Someone accused me of using the oldest trick in the book, but I didn't get the trick from a book. I got it off the internet like a normal person

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Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I have a video call interview for a potential work project, and it will be the greatest challenge of my career: convincing someone I know what I'm talking about

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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

“GOTTA LEARN AI OR BE LEFT BEHIND.” Good. Fuck off! Leave me behind! Enjoy your artbarf rapture, your janky Temu future. I’ll be back here looking at real birds and writing weird, also real, books.

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Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Someone called me the bee's knees, but don't be fooled. It was an insult based on my well documented hatred towards bees and specifically their limbs

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Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Everyone in line at the bank loved my mnemonic song I use for remembering my pin! Some even wanted me to write down the lyrics for them, bless them

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Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Neither my pot nor my kettle are black, so that whole idiom is frankly a waste of time for me personally

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walruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

i miss the old days when you would send job applications by mail. i liked licking the stamp and putting it on the envelope. i liked licking the cover letter and resume and putting them in the envelope, which i also licked

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Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Alright, body. I'll play by your rules and drink a glass of water. But make no mistake, you owe me one

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Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

They say that if you invite a vampire into your home, they will enter. But whenever I try to do that, they always "have other plans"

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

POSSIBLE NEW IDIOMS oiling the swingset stop when you smell oatmeal placing ice cubes in orchids & hoping for bees subtle as stacked microwaves puppy, I ain’t a leg plink, plink! pearls coming off the strand rich in fruit peels backup singers taking a smoke break & THAT’S a Myanmar shave

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sunday. Where we turn into characters haunted by our past, unwilling to face the future. Perhaps, we think, we shall look at the miniature perfection of our glass menagerie.

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Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I looked around nervously, trying to hide the panic inside. Despite my previous confident proclamation, it was very much my first rodeo, as my fellow rodeo clowns were about to find out the hard way

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Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If a clock in my house stops, I take away its ability to be right twice a day by removing its hands. I'll be damned before I allow a timepiece to become a metaphor

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Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I had a harrowing Uber drive where the guy wouldn't stop talking and constantly went like "ehhhhh Jeremy, you're making me drive so far man. Hey, I'm just kidding!" And "ehhhhh Jeremy this hill is going to use all my petrol I hate traveling to this area. Hey, I'm just kidding!"

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Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I'm watching that show Suits and boy do these lawyers get into a lot of jams

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

MAYBE I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SHARE. MAYBE BE THE ONLY THING IN MY SKULL IS FREAKIN' DEPRESSION AND DEPRESSION FLAVORED WHITE NOISE.

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Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

My eyes were bigger than my stomach today; doctor said he'd never seen anything like it

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

My bad mood has nothing to do with me forgetting to eat lunch & everything to do with the savage geometry of this cruel world!

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Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I'm going to a BEACH tomorrow. What does one even wear there? Business casual?

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Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"Oh but AI allows anyone to bring their idea to life" Buddy, art isn't just about having an idea. It's about having that idea and bringing it to life despite not knowing how you'll do it. The struggle is what gives the art its texture, its soul, you lummox

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Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I had a SECOND date today folks. Someone CHOSE to spend a second day with me, if you can believe it

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Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

"So-called" is the double barreled shotgun of the English language. Add it to anything, instant devastation. This so-called pie. This so-called party. Your so-called career. This so-called trebuchet.

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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Theologians now believe Moses was actually several guys called Moe

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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

On average, people watch eight Spider Man movies a year, without even realising

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Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Not gonna lie, if I dropped a needle in a haystack I'd probably just cut my losses and buy a new needle

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Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Choosing "I'm not holding my breath" as a catchphrase right as I started diving school may have been a bad idea

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Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I hope this email finds you; it's been so tough since you went missing hunting Bigfoot in the Himalayas

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Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Really blessed that a cute jogger unexpectedly passed me at the exact moment I chose to loudly click my neck while on my walk

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

*me googling* "were they called the dark ages because it was knight time"

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Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Call me when Ai can solve REAL problems, like how to get a cup of coffee when I'm in bed and, like, just so sleepy dude

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

You know what? I’m tired of “getting through the carrots” in meals.

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Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

No, I don’t want AI, I want my own imagination to make me giggle.

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Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Handyman Jay strikes again 😎 I took my PS5 controller apart to try and fix an issue, and I not only made the problem worse but introduced a brand new malfunction. Dm me for any tech repair jobs you may have for me

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

BlueNightSky. An envoy sighs with relief as he enters a guest bedroom in a country estate, pulls the face off his watch, & says, into it, “Operation chrysanthemum is a go! Repeat, chrysanthemum a go!” His back turned to it—a wardrobe door silently opens.

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Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Just once, I wish someone special would look me in the eye as we stand on top of a burning skyscraper and say: "You know, we're not so different, you and I."

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Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

One day I hope to sell my Bluesky account to a new poster and become Poster Emeritus

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Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Picture this scene: a man is watching Mindhunter season 2. He gets to the cliffhangers at the end of episode 9. He assumes that there are 10 episodes. He's confident in that fact. There are only 9 episodes. I was that man. This is my story

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Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I matched with a freshwater mermaid who hunts fishermen with her poison tipped claws every sickle moon on Hinge. AGAIN

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Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

In 2019, The Avengers took on an impossibly powerful guy in order to save the universe. This Summer, watch them reunite to take on an impossibly powerful guy in order to save the universe

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Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

It's all fun and games yelling, "Is there a doctor in the house?" at 3am until someone answers "yes" from the shadows

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Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

To all of you complaining about the heat, I'll have you know that here in the Southern Hemisphere, my feet are very cold. Just think about that. Icy cold feet, puts it in perspective doesn't it

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Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I'm busy auditioning to ghostwrite a Scottish historical regency romance novel, so now would probably be a great time to learn what the heck that is

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Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Every recipe video on YouTube is titled like: These Garlic Cornflakes Are So Good You'll Make Them Every Hour. They'll Make You Weep Blood Every Time You Think You'd Prefer Pizza, Which Is Inferior To These Garlic Cornflakes

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Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Who would have thought that the value of a bird is so dependent on whether they're in your hand or a bush. The economy is weird

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Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Seems weird to me that America has a holiday dedicated to a 1996 Will Smith film, but who am I to judge

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Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

If you hear someone pronounce Mario as "Marry-oh" then you are allowed to perform a citizen's arrest

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Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

You can have a billion dollars IF you say the word 'écureuil' and have your pronunciation approved by a Parisian

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

The problem is the sun dissolves my bones & will to live & I turn into the most melancholy Tennessee Williams character.

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