𝔪𝔯. 𝔇𝔍 @boatss.xyz · 30/09/2026I’m inventing something called STEMficial intelligence and it’s gonna IPO harder and kill humanity faster 000
Reposted by 𝔪𝔯. 𝔇𝔍Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This is a list of all the people who are going to be getting bailed out with your tax money. I guarantee it. Not tough to call this shot. 1434194
Reposted by 𝔪𝔯. 𝔇𝔍the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026*mid-eulogy, looking down at casket* you’ve read your last free article 101761247
Reposted by 𝔪𝔯. 𝔇𝔍Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward 10129983594
𝔪𝔯. 𝔇𝔍 @boatss.xyz · 24/09/2026I like that the old man in Logan’s Run quotes “The Naming of Cats” by T.S. Eliot 000
Reposted by 𝔪𝔯. 𝔇𝔍Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I feel like people need to be reminded of the classics. 568982
𝔪𝔯. 𝔇𝔍 @boatss.xyz · 24/09/2026forced to resist the urge to talk about ACAB at work when they bring up HeeHaw the Donkey 000
Reposted by 𝔪𝔯. 𝔇𝔍Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices 814243716
Reposted by 𝔪𝔯. 𝔇𝔍Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Just heard a radio ad saying “become a certified cyberwarrior in months” 6643
Reposted by 𝔪𝔯. 𝔇𝔍JLP @jlp.systems · 23/09/2026Saying “my dear boy” every time I would normally say “bro” 010219
Reposted by 𝔪𝔯. 𝔇𝔍It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 22/09/2026So unfair that I'm gaining weight just because I eat more and sit on my ass all day. Fuck you, God 510719
Reposted by 𝔪𝔯. 𝔇𝔍dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026it's weird that ai got too dangerous to keep advancing right around the time money got more expensive to borrow 344705968
Reposted by 𝔪𝔯. 𝔇𝔍Wanly Made Mailman @basicchunnel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Milo goes to Phoenicia 225942
Reposted by 𝔪𝔯. 𝔇𝔍pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Now that everyone has turned on Ed Sheeran I finally feel comfortable saying this: you shouldn’t be allowed to get a bunch of tattoos if you’re a musician who makes wuss music 713370329
Reposted by 𝔪𝔯. 𝔇𝔍Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 12/09/2026New instant classic just dropped 342900319
Reposted by 𝔪𝔯. 𝔇𝔍Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 09/09/2026I can see the benefits and appeal of going bonkers 610427
Reposted by 𝔪𝔯. 𝔇𝔍DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026dig through the TINKER and burn through the TAILOR and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY 172573643
𝔪𝔯. 𝔇𝔍 @boatss.xyz · 06/09/2026tonight me and 4 guys are crashing in a classic shitty college house except I’m not 21 anymore and I’m sleepy 000
Reposted by 𝔪𝔯. 𝔇𝔍josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I ate so much food yesterday it's literally coming out of my ass 1584266
Reposted by 𝔪𝔯. 𝔇𝔍bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026if a tree falls in a forest, but everyone is on there phones. ? 1243
Reposted by 𝔪𝔯. 𝔇𝔍lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/09/2026i'm prepared to raise the alarm. this is now a certified Woke 2 Incident 482610314
Reposted by 𝔪𝔯. 𝔇𝔍Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I’m not interested in that. I’m not interested in that. Show me less of that. That sort of thing doesn’t interest me. I’m not interested in that. No thanks. I’m not interested in that. 618424
Reposted by 𝔪𝔯. 𝔇𝔍Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts. 895483548
Reposted by 𝔪𝔯. 𝔇𝔍the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Coheed ft. Cambria 2933319
Reposted by 𝔪𝔯. 𝔇𝔍woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 02/09/2026divorced from any morality arguments, even if you’re a big fan of the source material, what could possibly be exciting about the harry potter HBO show? it’s the same shit you’ve already read and seen! 4802
Reposted by 𝔪𝔯. 𝔇𝔍Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026"In the weeks before Mom died, Dolly became my default music. 'A Coat of Many Colors' was the one I listened to the most. It made me cry. At first, the tears were for the relationship I didn’t have with Mom but wish I’d had." This was a tough one to write. www.rogerebert.com/mzs/a-coat-o...rogerebert.comA Coat of Many Colors: How Dolly Parton Helped Me Appreciate My MotherHow my love of the country music superstar helped heal some personal wounds. 3657095
𝔪𝔯. 𝔇𝔍 @boatss.xyz · 01/09/2026if society was just we’d be throwing people like this into a lake to appease The Creature of the Deep 030
Reposted by 𝔪𝔯. 𝔇𝔍Rootin' Tuteankhamun @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My SIL is teaching remotely at a school in southern Illinois and I was not ready to learn about the mascot 18263771188
Reposted by 𝔪𝔯. 𝔇𝔍Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Q: And this kush has you feeling like what? A: [lips on mic] Like the white Greg Kinnear, your honor 0902112
