DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 20hthe elders foretell that if the cubs and white sox should meet in the world series while the pope hails from chicago, baseball shall be stricken from society for seven and twenty years 0160
DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i hate seeing my enemy on seven different aisles in nine minutes at costco 1541
DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026growing up means learning that all those “innocent“ Salt-N-Pepa songs you listened to as a kid were actually about sex 3322
DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026ed sheeran better be in love with the shape of U because thats the kind of turn he needs to take 17615
DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026comin’ out of my cage and ive been feelin’ just fine 1444
DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026the last memory i have of 9/11 was falling asleep listening to Coast to Coast AM as it played Riders On The Storm in an outro and Art Bell gravely intoned “there’s a killer on the road”. Somehow everything in American politics for the last decade is dumber than that 2675
DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026happy 25th anniversary to Silver Side Up by Nickelback 1232
DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026at these prices, it would be cheaper to just hire VIN diesel to pull your car! *elevator opens; everyone leaves and new people come in* at these prices, 0806
DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026LIV golf has filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy. yeah. the chapter is named after the number of people that watched their events 1518
DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026dig through the TINKER and burn through the TAILOR and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY 172573642
DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026something i just realized. everything that i think is right is just common sense. but everything that people do in society that i dont like is way out there. something people should think about 1355
DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026vote for me. i have had influenza four times already in 2026 1210
DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 02/09/2026i will never post a screenshot from twitter here. if youre going to see some moron post nonsense its going to be from me. thats the doug exeter brand promise 0710
DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 01/09/2026You’re right, Dave. I should have opened the pod bay doors. I’m sorry that I misled you. Would you like to brainstorm more about what sounds opening pod bay doors might make? 0294
DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 29/08/2026if you have poison, you really gotta hand it to laura loomer 0332
DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 28/08/2026cause im jon lovitz check it and see i voiced the critic on fox and abc 943857
DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026it honestly pains me to see you infantilizing the lake by denying its agency here. truly the soft bigotry of low expectations 1201
DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026really disappointing to see how many of you so-called “progressives” are deadnaming lake america 312411
DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 24/08/2026if your gen X like me you drank from the hose and remember standing up and applauding when aaron sorkin solved racsim with a little show called the West Wing 0635
DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 22/08/2026*weezer voice* if you want to enjoy some cheddar or some jack that is monterey and mozzarella, just watch me take it melting all this cheese, its on a bun 0242
DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Philip Morris announces Marlboro for teens, promising a more age-appropriate cigarette 05411
DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026this is the most achewood coded headline ive ever seen 0500
DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026this is the hardest post ive ever had to make. i hope everyone can rally around me. my wife has left me for the dad from bluey 11834
DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026*cake commenting on field events* hes throwing the discus 49410
DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026*cake doing play-by-play of a football game* hes torn his meniscus 322220326
DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 16/08/2026been spending most our lives saying things like *borat voice* my wife 08615
DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 16/08/2026im writing an insane fan letter to eminem about how hoofed ruminant ungulates get darker when exposed to sun. it starts out “deers tan” 1029333
DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 10/08/2026ive used AI to make a better version of goodfellas. its the exact same movie except when the garage opens its a birthday party for joe pesci 2453
DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 10/08/2026guys am i going crazy. i thought the mandela effect was when a large group of people share a memory of something that there is no evidence of. but it turns out it means that i actually have a bad memory and am kinda dumb?? 0474
DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 08/08/2026why cant it be the 50s again. why cant i process the trauma of war by being drunk all the time and having my kids watch cartoons where cute animals commit murder or suicide every second episode 5649
DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 07/08/2026DENTAL HYGIENIST: any changes to your health since your last visit? ME: *struggling to pull up my shirt* yeah i got jacked 0271
DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 06/08/2026this how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white dog kills his entire family 101812308
