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jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

🎶 You say BJ I say blowjay You say give brain I say get dome Sloppy, toppy Slurpin, salami Let’s suck each other off

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jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

uhhhh yeah can I get the Milk 2?

photo of a drink menu

Martinelli’s Sparking Apple Juice 2
La Croix Key Lime 1.5

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Milk 2

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jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

𝐓𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐈𝐧 𝐇𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 @onthisdayinhistory 11 September // Look… I know what day it is, but I can’t just post about that every year

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jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

its my tradition to set a series of alarms to commemorate what happened on a day that i will never forget #neverforget

A series of phone alarms that are set to:
8:46am Woke up
9:03am Did 5 pull ups without crying
9:37am Barista gave me a free day-old donut
9:59am Found $5 on the ground
10:07am Charlie kirk shot
10:28am Got it wet

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jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

its my tradition to set a series of alarms to commemorate what happened on a day that i will never forget #neverforget

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jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Today’s the first day of No Beat Kirktemper. I am taking the pledge not to masturbate for the rest of the month, in honor of Charlie who no longer can 🫡😭🦅

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jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

MATRIX FACT #219, September 4th 2026: The word "neo" comes from the Greek word "néos" which means "new, young, or recent." The Wachowskis decided to name their main character "Neo" as a wink to the audience because when the film came out in 1999, it was a new movie.

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jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

i had to go back and forth because at first i thought Seb's face changed in the last panel, but i guess it's just one of those optical illusions where an object looks different based on it's surrounding context

the ebbinghaus illusion - the white circles are the same size but look different based on the size of the blue circles around em. sebbinghaus illusion??

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B.C. Wallin @bcwallin.com · 02/09/2026

Every time I see this poster, this is all I can think of

The Last Temptation of Christ poster but the red thorns are covered with '90s Cherry Coke

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larry nguyen @larrynguyen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Ian K. Did You Know The Hollywood sign Now Call Larry Wood.

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jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

please don't put in the newspaper that doctors are "sounding the alarm" about my weight

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jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

gonna start ordering the AI food and demanding my money back when it doesn't look horribly infected like the picture

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jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

mommy used to cover her face and disappear, I wonder why she stopped doing that?

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

It's called The Odyssey because the odyence will see it

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jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

on this day in 1995, scientists discovered bisexuality. happy 31st birthday to all my fellow bs

Newsweek cover from 1995 with the headline "Bisexuality: Not Gay. Not Straight. A New Sexual Identity Emerges." on top of two two people and Alf

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jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

people can be so myopic on here. the parasite that causes the diarrhea is never going to see what you’re posting, but your friends who love to be on the toilet might.

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jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

so glad to hear he's okay but he still needs our prayers!! 🙏🙏🙏

Screenshot from Threads of Mitch McConnell with the text "My name is Mitch McConnell and I am in heat and I am relentessly satisfying myself in my bedroom. I will also wakeup early in the morning around 4am to satisfy myself to help resolve being in heat. I been in heat since Sunday , after coming home from from my client's home. I am still in heat. Please pray for me that this shall subside.

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jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

wheeellll wouldnt’ ya know it, ol lindsey got his head stuck’n a beehive a’gin and this time he lost. I tol that boy to stop tryn t’ lick the bees, I said as my pappy’d say, the stingin ain’t worth the honey, no sir. damn shame

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jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

a good film should hold up a mirror, but not to society, just to me, so I can look at myself

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jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

so this is why their skin looks so good

graphic that says "-44% blemishes after 4 weeks" and a minion is seeing this information and is gobsmacked, it can't believe it

"Cover the affected area with a thin layer one to three times daily. clean skin thoroughly before applying" and a minion has a film camera pointed forward, and you can see the reflection of a monster in the lens? am I the monster? is that what I look like? is that why I need this blemish kit?

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jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

I know we all like to joke but I believe the original grogu did actually die (sucked into an escalator and turned to jelly) and Disney replaced him for this movie. if they can do it with air bud they can do it with grogu

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jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

god you think that the young ones are gonna stand up for their values and what's right and reject this toxic celebrity culture, and then you see them do shit like this 🙄

that big netflix comedians picture and grogu is waving behind louis c.k. and dave chappelle.

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jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

so sad to report that rudy guliani has past away. the hospital staff brought the therapy grogu in to see him and it unhinged its jaw and latched on to rudy's head, thinking it was a delicious frog. the nurse hit grogu with the defibrillator to get him off and it fried both of their brains. RIP x2

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jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

sitting in my throne in the great hall, the jester is out making the entire court laugh by making fart sounds and falling over. i silence the crowd with a cry of "why doest this fool not speaketh of the famine in the lowlands?" and summon the executioner

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jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

look at this vid isn't it neat? moaning white man pouring hot sauce on feet

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jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

vegan grogu belt vegan grogu belt for men cruelty free vegan grogu belt vegan grogu belt best reddit 2026

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jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

click bait is when i tell my friends "adam sandler made the perfect time travel movie"

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jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

me: the four guys in the Beatles were all such unique and talented songwriters my friend who has only seen the movie Yesterday and wasn’t really even paying attention: you mean the one guy?

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

all of America's bravest elected Democrats jumping into action to post vaguely on social media about how somebody else should do something

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jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

BREAKING: Jason Derulo has fallen down the stairs trying to cross the Strait of Hormuz!!

smoke from boat on fire in the background with the met gala stairs in front and jason derulo falling absolutely crazy style. anyway remember this meme, thought it'd be nice to see it again

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jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

never wanted to spin a wheel more

spinning wheel from a website that says "Win Free Worms & Discounts!" The slices of the wheel say "FREE Worms" "20% OFF" and "No Luck"

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jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

they tell me "mr. president your body is failing" and i tell them that when you use as much brain power as i do it has to take power away from somewhere and it's fine because we've got a new body picked out for me, melania designed it it's a beautiful form, 7 feet tall and glowing gold very powerful

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Kendra, normal version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Even a cute little baby puppy dog will turn

A notepad and black pen with a drawing of a fierce little puppy holding a bloody sword in his mouth with ribbons billowing over his head spelling out "I think they all have to Die"

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jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

wow, AI just keeps getting better - it's finally powerful enough to show us what tim pool's head looks like underneath that beanie 😍

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jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

don’t know who still needs to hear this in 2026, BUT: Tony Soprano, Walter White, and The Grabber are NOT the heros of those stories. for fucks sake.

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jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

this chart is NOT fair. if you count child support payments, Elon's lifetime giving EASILY goes up to $0.9 bil

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