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A Bloody Woodstake

@tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social
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Chop me up into pieces if it pleases, if it pleases And when the chopping is through, every piece will say "I love you" He/Him 🌹🌹🌹 Denver, Queen City of the Plains

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MinnMax @minnmax.com · 1h
Jacob Geller is no longer a part of MinnMax. He won't be on content moving forward and we won't be publicly airing this week's episode of The MinnMax Show. We're in shock and deeply hurt. Thank you for your patience during this sensitive time.
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Will Sommer @willsommer.bsky.social · 1h
Ben Shapiro’s Daily Wire is quietly shooting a pro-ICE movie that dramatizes the Renee Good killing. We got the script. My latest False Flag for @thebulwark.com www.thebulwark.com/p/daily-wire...
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The Daily Wire Is Quietly Shooting a Pro-ICE Movie. We Got the Script.
Locals aren’t happy about the film’s take on the ICE shooting of Renée Good.
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 1h
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Bichinhos Fofinhos pra quem ta cansado @bichinhos.bsky.social · 1h
te amo gatinho preto com polegares
Gato preto deitado no carpete dentro de casa de frente pra foto usando uma coleira preta com as patinhas esticadinhas pra frente mostrando as mãozinhas com um dedo a mais
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Carl Beijer @carlbeijer.bsky.social · 3h
This DSA right guy couldn't stop broad brushing the left as antisemites, everyone (including DSA leftists) finally got sick of it and dogpiled him, and now he's run over here trying to spin this as "the far-left" teaming up with Nazis against DSA
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 19/12/2023
wow... tell me... is there a Death by MISTER Adventure?
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A Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 3h
Somedays I feel like the only monk in Shaolin Temple trying to fuck.
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A Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 4h
I finished an entertaining enough yet rote kung fu flick called Iron Monkey. The training montage was balancing on pots surrounded by lit incense under an increasingly low ceiling of lit incense. Then smashing pots on ropes.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 4h
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@mindflakes.bsky.social
My students are always learning my six sacred techniques then trying to use them against me in battle. Obviously I'm going to use the secret seventh technique to defeat them. Every day with this.
8:03 AM • Jun 29, 2026
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 22h
ok leaving this up on the conference room whiteboard
“they don’t know” meme but the man wears a NEORSD hat and stands waist deep in water with otters swimming around him. he says “they don’t know this river burned 13 times”
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Ryan Enos @ryanenos.bsky.social · 6h
AP NORC: Trump approval at 31 points. A majority of Americans, 51%, *strongly disapprove*. AFAIK, strong disapproval crushing overall approval by 20 points is unprecedented. There is no political downside to opposing authoritarianism.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 01/10/2025
when I see a good spooky screen name
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A Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 4h
The moon is full and the wolfbane blooms... What sweet music my ass makes.
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almojo @almojo.online · 16/11/2024
reposting little beepo here for posterity
tumblr screenshot of a kitten with a sad look on its face. caption reads: 
"Name: Little Beepo
Skill: Fucking Miserable
Quote: Please let me have some grease from the stovetop. I'll cry if you don't let me have some grease. I need it."reply to previous tumblr post reading: "no grease for you, little beepo. i'm sorry, but its for your own good" followed by a response from the original poster, reading "Little Beepo's misery(bolded) is increasing." repeated 4x captioning an edited photo of that same cat with one eye enlarged
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 15h
“Cutting this much from the university budget will mean that some of the core functions of the university will be lost. It’s not possible to just do more with less — to work smarter, to trim around the edges. We’re going to have to do less with less.” Gift link: www.startribune.com/umn-cuts-sta...
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Perry: What we lose if the U cuts $225 million
"Austerity doesn’t work. Instead, it creates a death spiral, where reduction in services leads to reductions in revenue, which lead to reductions in services, which leads to reduction in revenue, whic...
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 5h
The other thing that Gov. Cox “expanded” is the Utah Supreme Court, adding two seats after his political party lost a big redistricting case.
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A Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 15h
Denver Water says no lawn watering in October because of the drought, look forward to the suburbs and golf courses doing it anyway while my lawn looks like a wizard’s pubes.
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A Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 15h
Red Robin (cummmmmmm)
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A Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 15h
*accidentally hits you with the 5-point palm exploding heart technique* Ah shit bro, can I give you a piggy back anywhere?
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A Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 15h
*learns enough Shaolin kung fu to avenge my family but not enough that I need to shave off my towering pompadour*
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A Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 15h
*you hit me in the dick with a three-section staff* On my quinceañera, bro!?
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A Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 16h
My friend says King Ghidorah is a “hater’s hater” who would show up on Earth just to shit on Godzilla. Much to consider.
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A Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
CLAUSTROPHOBIC GUNFIGHTER: This town ain't big enough for the both of us.
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shawn @mulchy.bsky.social · 16h
fucking horrendous
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A Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 16h
Piss In Poop’s Shadow
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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 16h
This 33-year-old nurse told the FBI she knew she was “going to set him free” after border patrol agents brought in a man whose face was bloodied and seriously injured. She treated him and helped him escape, and she faces charges now. He got away, and they never relocated him.
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A Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 16h
Suckling Pibb
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A Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm cooking a suckling pig for the first time this weekend. Anyone have any advice? I have the option of having the feet removed or the pig butterflied. Not sure which way to go. I have a spit attachment for my gas grill, so I'm leaning towards not butterflying.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/09/2024
the three genders
three squeeze bottles of sauce labeled 
special, Halloween & Mild
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 17h
Formal wear al fresco. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Black-and-white photo of a short haired, black tuxedo cat lying on its side on a lawn.
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For the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Having a cat means hearing things crash in the middle of the night and deciding it's a problem for tomorrow.
Jinx the green eyed bobtail cat looking snarkily at the camera.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 20h
lol, is it?
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 21h
As ever, it was a land dispute. One pilot wanted to and the other didn't.
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 22h
Ace Combat Ate My Balls
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Fell asleep while eating a sub in my medbed and my body has undergone a transformation that can only be described as "Mike's Way"
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
buddhist rfk jr pulling over and hopping out of his car to run back and grab whatever's left of the buddha he met on the road
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 30/09/2026
vampires be like that, cracking opens few boys with the cold ones
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Houthi and The Blowfish @whinytheelder.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is Lowtax's world and we're all just living in it (except Lowtax)
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A Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I spent a lot of time grinding blood echoes in Bloodborne so I could buy the brass pyramid hat. Fashion Souls, baby. I had one go at Ludwig The Accursed with the NPC summon, we got him down to 80% but lol nope.
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i have free will…
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 17/06/2023
it pains me every time i see danny ocean has dragged yet another poor soul into his breezy life of lighthearted crime
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A Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm cooking a suckling pig for the first time this weekend. Anyone have any advice? I have the option of having the feet removed or the pig butterflied. Not sure which way to go. I have a spit attachment for my gas grill, so I'm leaning towards not butterflying.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is how a cartoon dog would stand if it was about to be lifted in the air by the aroma of a delicious pie
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the innards of liberty biberty are like uni and easy to harvest
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
These ads go in the same category as brazen, easily disproven lies after ICE killings. It’s not about persuasion. It’s a display of power. They could have passed them off as PAC-funded. They added “paid for by the U.S. government” because they want us to know they can break the law with impunity.
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A steel shark, a rocket engine blowing out of it's tail, maneuvers to catch a woman in its teeth, biting her in half. From a boat a man with a handgun witnesses blood and two halfs of the woman seperating in mid-air. 
He says, "Oh, my God...NO!"
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Youth pastor voice
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
dems love to act like the left just appears out of nowhere at election time to sabotage them, as if they haven't spent the last two to six years actively denying leftists any voice within the party and openly collaborating with republicans to delegitimize and even criminalize leftist movements
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