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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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When can My girlfriend sit on my face again
I'm 21M my Girlfriend 21 F, and I broke my lower jaw 9 weeks ago, it was fractured in 2 places and I have 2 titanium plates and screws in my mouth, everything has gotten back to normal now at this point though, l've been eating and going about my life almost completely normal, but I was wondering if she was able to sit in my face now at this point in jaw surgery. I'm not on any medication I haven't been since week 2 and I'm healing great. Any feedback is greatly appreciated, please and thank you!!!
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Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I RT this every time I see it
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is wrestling 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
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Moni 💫🇵🇸 @venusleo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this one really got to me
post by ryan loco with the caption: Pac hated photos. HATED. This was the first time he was excited to get in a photo and made sure we took it. I'm sorry I'm posting too much but fuck this sucks.

Attached is a photo of the deathriders backstage in grandslam mexico. going from left to right: marina crouched holding up a fist; mox in the back flexing one arm; kemalito posing and making his hands into fists; danny and yuta standing in the back; Pac posing with a satisfied smile on his face
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Movie recommendation for tonight, Kung Fu Hustle I'm always adamant that the best parodies have a love of what they're parodying, and nowhere is this more evident than Stephen Chow's glorious and manic send up of Kung Fu movies. It's impossible to not have fun watching this.
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Comedic Slipper Whooping Showdown
Alt: Comedic Slipper Whooping Showdown
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you adopted a feral cat to the inside and he keeps meowing maybe he just really wants to smoke real cigarettes. You don’t know what he was up to before
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
if you don't know your own address it's because you specifically don't have to know it. people that detached from reality shouldn't be in a position to drive social policy for those of us living in reality
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Leon “Lee” Grayhare @grayharetherabbit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
To “apolitical furries”: You may not do ‘pawlitics’ but ‘pawlitics’ will absolutely do the fuck out of you To conservative/Republican furries who “aren’t like those other furries”: Yeah cool story bro but your political comrades only see another degenerate pervert, so maybe plan accordingly
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 23/09/2026
SKATTEBO: Skattebo Football Jaxson, Victory Football COACH: No, Cam, you can't play with Jaxon SKATTEBO: Good Skattebo Play Football Skattebo Depth Chart Quarterback COACH: Cam, he has a knee injury, he's not playing football SKATTEBO: Jealousy Harbaugh
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 20/09/2026
We don't know what Laika thought as she died in space. The puppy of Omelas upon whom modernity is constructed. Easier not to look. Now we're sending Liberty Bibberty 3400 meters below sea level. We think it's indestructible—an alien or just a really evolved sponge—but we're willing to take the risk.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 19/09/2026
xavier: the only way we can stop magneto is to suck his dick... but he's a hundred feet in the air! gloryhole, the mutant who can create small portals anywhere on earth but only next to human penises: it's ok, professor. i used to want to be normal, but now i see i was meant for more than that
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/09/2026
New in PN: Retire in peace "McConnell would never be allowed to drive a car, babysit young children, or file his own taxes. Why, then, should a cognitively incapacitated 82-year-old retain one of the most important positions of power within the national government?"
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Retire in peace
McConnell is the latest example of an incapacitated politician refusing to let go.
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this is absolutely art lmao
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Unlike Macklemore, these support acts don’t have big followings and they are giving up their chance to perform to stadiums to push back against censorship, not of themselves but of a fellow artist. Respect.
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Allan Lorde @allanlorde.com · 13/09/2026
100%. For those unfamiliar, Van Halen had a line in their rider that essentially said “no brown M&Ms.” It was a way to see if the promoter had actually read the contract. They had a shitload of gear to tour with, so if they’re skipping one thing, it’s guaranteed they’re skipping something essential.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There are 3 original sentences left
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
in the middle of a great section of this fantastic book (thanks to whoever here recommended) that covers Atlantic piracy in the 17th century and among other things it is making me wonder what the fuck was up with Captain Hook in Peter Pan
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
4 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets
Rest in peace to Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth II. A great woman who sat on the throne as long as anyone in British history.
Sad she will never get to see #BlackAdam V IN THEATERS OCT 21st
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 25/08/2026
That intro was such a vital piece of character building. It shows you that he's achieved perfect lurk/wife balance.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If you don’t follow pro wrestling this is a very nice Swiss man whose main move is to swing people in a way that everyone pretends is very painful but often looks kind of fun
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 19/08/2026
i just asked that guy to let me sit on his knee and bounce me—BECAUSE, REBECCA, IT SEEMED LIKE FUN! FUCK—and he just got REALLY mad at me and made me leave the club! his job title is very misleading, they should call him the club makes-you-leaver instead i think. anyway i’m sorry i ruined girls nigh
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/08/2026
Guys like Yglesias keep using the "HR training" and "HR lady" shorthand because it's less obviously odious than honestly saying that they don't think racism or misogyny are important issues worth dealing with and only matter as "luxury beliefs" for prudish upper class people
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
InfoWarriors, repeat these affirmations EVERY day to prepare your mind for battle!
Text on a floral background: "WARRIOR AFFIRMATIONS. Being divorced is a STRENGTH. I am STRONG. My penis WORKS. I am still PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE."
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Steve BOOSwood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Idk it looks like she accomplished what she set out to do, 10/10
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Ben Lesnick @banditloaf.wcnews.com · 15/08/2026
It’s the role she was born to play!
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 15/08/2026
These gloves don't cause neuromuscular incapacitation the way that a taser does. In fact, they only work when applied directly to bare skin. These aren't made for apprehending anyone. These have one and only one use: causing extreme pain to already-restrained captives. In plain language: torture.
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
hopefully it comes with the disc horse armor dlc
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If GenAI was everything they claimed it was, they wouldn't need to do this, people would be clamouring for it, but they're not. The deception and brute force approaches are damning.
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A good partner tosses meatballs across the plate & cheers when he hears the crack of the bat
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cynthia loves u @lesbiats.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i was not expecting this jumpscare 15 minutes into a normal video from 2025 about east asian condiments
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/08/2026
Newly Free Man Struggles To Readjust To Life Outside Having Penis Stuck In Hot Tub Jet theonion.com/newly-free-man-struggl…
Newly Free Man Struggles To Readjust To Life Outside Having Penis Stuck In Hot Tub Jet

Local Still Haunted By Time Inside Maximum-Flow Nozzle
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
how to get a six pack in one easy step
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
gets incredible air here
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 04/08/2026
Me: The new agent harness is great. You feed your tokens into the machine. Then you run simulations which, if successful, produces tickets. If they fail you have to buy more tokens and keep running the sims. Once you have enough tickets you can redeem them Boss: are you at dave & busters, yes or no
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Help! My symbolism! It's so overt! And very explicit!
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Sunken Nazi warships resurface as water levels drop
Scuttled German WW2 warships have reemerged from the Danube in drought-hit Europe.
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Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Telemachus: without me the throne will be lost Penelope: empty throne? I have been sitting on that empty throne for TWENTY YEARS Odysseus:
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
honestly it would be just as amazing to me if the dog was lying about being psychic
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 23/07/2026
DSA is a democratic organization. The Democratic Party is not. If you are a member of DSA by being active you can greatly impact the organization on a local and national level. National asks for member input on key questions. Any member can be a nat delegate. Any member can propose local resolutions
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 21/07/2026
When I say a politics of white reconciliation based on a premise of anti-Blackness people act as if I’m spinning shit out of thin air but…
A post from Zaid Jilani “I don't know how to put it diplomatically but the perception that the Democratic Party is a party for minority groups is incredibly damaging in conservative states. It's perhaps the single most damaging thing. So they need to chill out on racial politics”
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Fat Crow/Buizel > MFF '26 @chibibuizel.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I have been meaning to make this one for like a week @maffewgregg.bsky.social #AEWDynamite #AEWBeachBreak #AEW #wrestlesky
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
New case for the Xteink just dropped. I love makers.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Instant Transmission
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
New reaction pic just dropped
Zohran doing a ¯\(ツ)/¯
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