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@bitshammer.bsky.social
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Infiltrating 40k since 3rd Edition, Narrative Hobbyist, US Army Veteran, I sometimes do videos on Narrative Warhammer: bitshammer.net Cis He/Him

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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 25m
This is just Alan Wake
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Ugh. Work has "AI training" that uses generative AI to make. I work retail. Nothing about my job needs generative AI. We do have inventory algorithms but those are things we have to update regularly and closely monitor. It's a predictive ordering tool not something trying to replace thinking.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 2h
You could argue that Alan Wake is clicker trained.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 4h
I am not going to lie, the thing that got me writing again was both Control games having endings that felt incomplete. So I wrote two short fan fics to deal with the emotions. And that led to me working on plotting a novel involving a motel in the middle of nowhere being affected by perception.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 4h
If you think about it the Control franchise is about interdimensional vibe checks.
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That's called "joining a fandom "
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Sarah @mixuen.bsky.social · 6h
Me playing against new Darktide bos: Hey isn't this like the flying Tyranid Prime in– (dies from instant corruption)
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 6h
youtu.be/qtF3O9tcocI
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Fanfic Research Purposes
YouTube video by Bettina Levy
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The Vegapunk of Hyenas @yeeniemcbeenie.bsky.social · 15h
I will say this about SK. It’s genuinely impressive Flash Gitz puts so much time, money and effort into making something that just isn’t funny.
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LolotovCocktail @lolotovcocktail.bsky.social · 19h
"GW Placates an audience that doesn't exist" is a really weird way to say "women won't talk to me"
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dynamicdickpunch.bsky.social @dynamicdickpunch.bsky.social · 19h
Always weird that people get so weird over toy soldiers
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 20h
So Flash Gitz really think that because they got money GW isn't? Please. They either sold to people who were never buying from. gW regardless or they sold to people who just buy from both no one left GW over them.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 20h
Don't eat the mold.
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Sarah @mixuen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
First time feeling torn about what Kill Team to get now 😂 My original choice was Celestian Insidiants.....until Legion of the Damned enters the chat
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Sarah @mixuen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
[OC] 99.98% of Astartes keep this secret...-ish, but you can hook any accessory through that little shank located on one side of the power armor cuisse, like a garter
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Sarah @mixuen.bsky.social · 21h
sorry I haven't been posting, the federal government has discovered I play Warhammer 40k
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 22h
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 22h
www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articl...
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New Orlocks revealed for Necromunda
Rule the roads of Necromunda with Ogryns and tooled-up gang bosses.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 22h
What the fuck is going on in conservative land?
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 22h
So this was a fair bit of psychic damage, but when I went onto Twitter to screencap this, apparently Candace Owns is trending because she was being blackmailed over lesbian sex tapes. In other words, this is just one of those days.
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Andrea C. White @andreacwhite.bsky.social · 23h
f*cking nature #alexcasey #alanwake2
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 22h
So if you've played Control you'll know the Hiss Distorted are the enemies who turn invisible but also have long legs with a pair of heels on. So what I'm saying it Ryan was slaying until the end.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
youtu.be/OBdxCKljadE
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where's my wife
YouTube video by Northflowo
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Ian Fay @ianfay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social gave me the go ahead to share the forbidden alternative James Sunderland. Timelapse in reply below
James Sunderland from Silent Hill 2 flexing his muscles in art that i made under duress from Eyepatch Wolf, who is the true villain
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You'd think I would be making it up but look at the first three recommendations I got: fictional character costume design, then two gay spider comic dubs
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Youtube really looked at my recent binging of Control Resonant and went "you probably want gay spiders" and then just keeps showing me lesbian silksong comic dubs in the shorts . This highly amuses me because usually it just shoves rage bait into my feed instead.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
An lo, we illustrate the issue of AI detection tools:
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My summary of Control Resonant:
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🎃 Spooky Luffy 🎃 @lordgrey93.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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🎃 Spooky Luffy 🎃 @lordgrey93.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This one is still the best one
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So he really not only used AI, but made direct copies of GW's models to sell and then crashed out when they sent him a cease and desist. People like him are why GW lawyers love to go on a purge of third party model artists and bits sellers.
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