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This is a police hating and human existence loving account Whenever I do satire everyone thinks its news and whenever I do news everyone thinks it's satire so good luck with these posts I guess On Mastodon: Criminalerin.jorts.horse She/they/guy

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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 4h
I also cannot drink aspartame, it makes me violently ill, but if I’m putting syrup and creamer in my soda, being “healthier” is straight up the furthest thing from my mind. Please, Utah Jesus, just let Mormons do oral
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 3h
magick is in everything all around us and the purpose of civilization is to make us forget.
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Bailey McCann @baileymcc.bsky.social · 3h
So we had to shake down ByteDance for ... reasons ... meanwhile they shutdown their stupid AI companions with just the mere whiff of regulation while the companies we are stuck with because it's "pro-freedom" are actively encouraging AI psychosis - ok
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Falco SkyWolf @falcoskywolf.bsky.social · 3h
I think most of this is due to the fact that the more you let religion and law mingle, the more they act like each other. The law starts acting like the spiritual authority and the religion acts like the legal authority.
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 4h
*tips hat* M’oral
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 5h
Incredible lol are they all extremely perverted in design and branding?
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 5h
Parents, when you want a soda:
A coke fountain machine with a hand drawn sign taped to it reading, and I quote: No, water
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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 5h
"they're crazy" guess what rape does to your mental health! "she's broke" guess what rape does to your finances! "he's bitter" guess what surviving rape does to your vision of the world!
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Danielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 9h
Gavin newsom with a creepy dead eyed smilethe smiler from Transmetropolitan
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Non-denominational Leftist @nondenomleftist.bsky.social · 10h
The worst day at home is usually better than the best day at the hospital.
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He really does look like his dad if you imagine tubes coming out of him ah well good luck to @lulaoficialbluesky.bsky.social and to the worldwide destruction of fascism at its root and stem that is so obviously long overdue cu what the fuck guys come on jesus this sucks
miamiherald.com
Right-wing wave in Brazil's Congress boosts Bolsonaro camp ahead of presidential runoff
SAO PAULO/BRASILIA, Oct 5 (Reuters) - Brazil's right-wing Liberal Party, home to Senator Flavio Bolsonaro's presidential bid, emerged as the biggest winner in congressional elections on Sunday, securi...
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I am not handing it to the Guardian but this is the first piece I've seen that makes it crystal clear that Jair did not escape prison hospital to run for president of Brazil to be in regular hospitals again, which I did actually assume he had done bc that's the kind of thing he would do lol
theguardian.com
Brazil’s presidential race goes to second round as Flávio Bolsonaro leads incumbent Lula
Far-right challenger and son of disgraced ex-president Jair Bolsonaro put in a stronger than expected showing, with Lula calling the result ‘unexpected’
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
GenAI is the WORST possible kind of necromancy!
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 04/10/2026
I would haunt the shit out of this woman if she did this to me
In what's believed to be a first in U.S. courts, Pelkey's family used Al to create a video of his likeness to give him a voice.
Pelkey's sister, Stacey Wales, raised the idea of her brother speaking for himself after struggling to figure out what he would say.
"To Gabriel Horcasitas, the man who shot me, it is a shame we encountered each other that day in those circumstances. In another life we probably could have been friends," the Al said.
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
A member of the National Guard shot and killed a man in Memphis and it barely made a ripple in our discourse.
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good morning to everyone who demands the technology foisted upon us against our will starting in kindergarten all the way through fucking law school possess even a minimal indicia of reliability
Horcasitas argued that the AI video was “inadmissible” and “carried undue emotional weight.”

“Specifically, he contends the ‘lifelike AI recreation of the victim conveyed an authority and authenticity’ that had a ‘psychological impact’ on the sentencing judge. More broadly, he argues that ‘[a]llowing AI-generated statements . . . dilutes the constitutional requirement that sentencing evidence possess minimal indicia of reliability,'” the court documents said.
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The judge: I loved that AI. Thank you for that The appeals judges: It clearly impacted the sentencing judge, who said he ‘loved’ the video and felt it ‘was genuine,’ pointing to the AI victim’s ‘obvious forgiveness’ of Horcasitas, which he characterized as coming from the AI victim’s ‘heart'
globalnews.ca
Arizona court tosses sentence in road rage case over AI victim video - National | Globalnews.ca
A three-judge panel said that allowing the presentation of the AI victim video 'constituted fundamental error' and 'clearly impacted the sentencing judge.'
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Imagine 3d printing a Halloween yard decoration that looks exactly like your neighbor but 12 feet tall
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Halloween Tornado \Hay Rack Rider\ @joulesbyrne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's double-blind reconnaissance. The data's only valid if you don't know where the camera is.
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You'd think step one thru about twelve of "surveillance drone" is knowing where it is but u wouldn't be Northrop Grumman, and we're all grateful for that
apnews.com
Japan air force starts recovery of crashed Global Hawk drone
Japan's air force has begun recovery operations for a U.S.-made surveillance drone that crashed into the sea last month.
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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hegseth says evil is not good, but Tiel says evil is good I don't like this dark reboot for The Adventures of Pete and Pete
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Sleeping with the Earth @swte.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I used this in a meeting this morning and they gave me a one week extension on my project deadline
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Here's your reminder that border czar Tom Homan, who is terrorizing hard-working immigrants, took $50,000 in an FBI bribery sting. The Trump regime killed the probe, and there’s no indication that Homan paid the money back to the taxpayers – or even paid taxes on the "income."
ms.now
Tom Homan was investigated for accepting $50,000 from undercover FBI agents. Trump's DOJ shut it down.
The FBI and Justice officials closed the investigation, which a Justice Department appointee had called a “deep state” probe in early 2025.
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Birdie, Barghest Bae @srslymagenta.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I keep trying to explain to my Morning family that they do NOT count as Christian to this regime, and they're just like, "but it's in the name! We believe in Christ!" And I'm like, "not to THEM! THEY THINK YOU DON'T BELIEVE CORRECTLY SO IT DOESN'T COUNT." Doesn't matter how much you say you do.
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Trash Rules Everything Around Me @contentsettings.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you have to admit it's a unique strategy to go all-in on "god physically supports us" while losing a war
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pluckylump's evil twin @pluckylump.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wish America's military understood the difference. I'm sure reporting directly to the guy who keeps choosing evil will help.
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"“Our department is, you might say, putting on the full armor of God because while we wage physical war, we all know the real battle is spiritual,” Hegseth said. “God is good. Evil is not. And America’s military must understand the difference.” *screams in gnosticism*
militarytimes.com
Pentagon launches Office of Religious Affairs, will report directly to Hegseth
The Pentagon intends to address what Hegseth calls a loss of religious community within the military after an era of “political correctness.”
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I once called what I THOUGHT was my bank but the guy started asking way too many questions and I was like oh fuck I misdialed and cold called the scammers set up with similar phone numbers to my bank's I was so relieved realizing soon enough that I almost scammed myself lol
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big_throwaway (仮) @secondthrowaway.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it's annoying though because I've dealt with people who authorized scam transactions because scammers told them they'd receive the authorization prompt and to approve it as a "test of the system" it's this awful dance of scammers exploiting the security measures everyone is conditioned to follow
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lol Palmer lucky put out an ad on YouTube basically calling for open war with China
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Elon: heh heh so what we, I think we should, heh heh, some people, heh heh, some say my cars explode but heh heh now that's good heh heh Elon, five minutes later: I mean in war, that's good Elon, three minutes later: For our enemies Elon, seven minutes later: For them to explode, heh heh
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spacetime1 @spacetime2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am reading Jasper Bernes, 2026, The Future of Revolution: Communist Prospects from the Paris Commune to the George Floyd Uprising. Seminal explanations. Berkeley prof.
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Companies, on one device: We sent you a code. Tell us what it is!! Also companies, on the device to which they sent the code: We will NEVER ask you for this code do NOT share this code Still companies but on the first device again: U got 30 seconds where's the code? Share that shit now the fuck!
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🎃Video Game Tax Credit man🎃 @belthazzar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think it's funny that a bunch of Americans (and possibly Canadians) are becoming communists/doing communism through the process of first principles (experiencing the suffering caused by Capitalism)
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cool!!!!!!
wane.com
Health Department says zoo visitors possibly exposed to measles
Wednesday, the Health Department issued a press release announcing that those who patronized the Fort Wayne Zoo on Sunday, anywhere from 11:30 a.m. to 5 p.m., could have likely been exposed to the …
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MLS Wins Enjoyer Anthony K Photos @anthonykphotos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I keep saying if you are going to be a thief better to steal lots of money rather than hold up a 7/11
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Like girliepop is getting out in time to go to the Oscars lol god I wish we all could just do money crimes I want to steal from Donald Rumsfeld by lying tricks to his face it's NOT FAIR THAT HELPING COSTS YOUR LIFE AND MONEY CRIMES GET YOU EVERYTHING
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Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes reportedly to be transferred to halfway home next year
Holmes was sentenced to 11 years in prison in 2022 but has seen her sentenced reduced several times
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Are you really telling me if I steal $2,500,000 $25M MILLION dollars from people by tricking them about their health insurance it'll only cost me $250k, which is pocket change with compounding daily interest on the TWO MILLION I stole it costs me a year in state but 6 months cuz good time credits?
foxsports.com
Leary pleads guilty in fraud scheme
Ex-Indiana player Leary pleads guilty in fraud
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wait if you ruin a boy's whole childhood & maybe his life by lying to his parents that you coach for Purdue & will start up a AAU team for the boy who is just sooooooo talented in the way a Bobby Knight alum wants to see to the tune of stealing $50,000 from them, you get 1 yr probo & pay back $5k
indystar.com
Ex-Indiana basketball star Todd Leary sentenced in felony fraud coaching case
Leary was arrested in October and charged with 10 Level 6 felony counts for bilking nearly $50,000 from a parent while promising to coach his son.
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Boy5 @boy-5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm not like other incidents 💅 I'm a false flag incident
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Piper @the-pied-piper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
United Air 93 had an entire team of passengers and crew using the cart to try to batter their way into a pre-9/11 cockpit and they couldn’t get to the controls in time. I just have so many questions on how this incident unfolded. Idk maybe the guy didn’t close the cockpit door or something
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ah there it is
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What now lol "The co-pilot of a flight from Dubai to Tel Aviv tried to crash the plane after stabbing the pilot. Doron Spielman, a spokesperson for the Israeli prime minister's office, told Reuters the incident was not believed to ⁠have been a hijacking, describing it as a "different incident"."
reuters.com
Passengers overcame pilot who tried to crash flydubai flight, Israel says
The co-pilot of a flight from Dubai to Tel Aviv tried to crash the plane after stabbing the pilot, but ​passengers subdued him while other pilots landed the plane safely in Saudi Arabia, Israeli offic...
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
dems love to act like the left just appears out of nowhere at election time to sabotage them, as if they haven't spent the last two to six years actively denying leftists any voice within the party and openly collaborating with republicans to delegitimize and even criminalize leftist movements
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Death and Gravity @bushidosquirrel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
coming from healthcare saying that the US has SI is both terrifying and accurate
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Lex McMenamin (they/them) @lexmcmenamin.com · 29/09/2026
on top of the emails showing Epstein directly supporting individual predatory professors, a professor who planned a "campus rape and consent" conference with the intention of undermining mid-2010s attempts at progress around Title IX requested funding for it from Epstein
chron.com
Former UT professor sought money from Jeffrey Epstein Foundation
He sought $10K-$20K to cover the costs of a campus rape policy event.
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Bullwark @bullwark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sorry you dont get to call yourself the "charlie kirk" of anything unless youre committed to following through the full career arc
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Patrick in open Rebellion @dattil.io · 29/09/2026
We should make the No Sexual Predators Party and watch it inevitably get taken over by charismatic sexual predators
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What a weird situation to be in lol and what's even weirder is I AM NOT THE ONLY ABOLITIONIST WHO RAN FOR OFFICE FOR ABOLITION AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED IS THE POLICE TRIED TO LITERALLY KILL ME THEN LEGALLY RUIN MY LIFE AND ALL THE OTHER GOVERNMENT AROUND TOWN WENT ON THE NEWS TO SAY "WELL, GOOD"
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fuck it I'll pay my $15 again so you can put a proper paper DSA member who is in praxis an anarcho-communist abolitionist who thinks you should be allowed to punch the people you vote for and vice versa, which actually makes me a Biden Democrat tbh so this isn't even radical
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