Steve Losewood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 2hI’m watching a replay of the Ravens Cowboys game so I can watch Jerry Jones get really excited when the Cowboys do something good, since I know they lose this game. 030
Steve Losewood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 4hJust overheard one guy “complementing” another guy on his cybertruck: “I like it. It’s weird, it would have to grow on me, but…you know.” “It does. It does grow on you.” 170
Reposted by Steve LosewoodGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 8hThis is probably the best SNL sketch imo 712924
Steve Losewood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 6hHoly shit that one jackass took off the leather jacket. I was beginning to believe it was part of his epidermis 130
Steve Losewood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 6hWell, could save on a lot of confusion for guys named Al 170
Steve Losewood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 7hWhy’s it called a hamburger when it’s beef not ham? And why’s it called ham when it’s pig not hamster? 050
Steve Losewood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 11hIf I thought I seriously got someone’s ass, only for Amy fuckin Klobuchar of all people to point out that I was completely wrong because I didn’t know the difference between a women’s college basketball team and a men’s NBA team, man I don’t know. 0122
Reposted by Steve LosewoodTNG Oil Monster @toohotintheair.bsky.social · 11h19-E is a VERY STUPID tropical depression 111
Steve Losewood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 14hIdk how we got through 9/11 and this shit at the same time. 280
Reposted by Steve LosewoodBarbie Girl, Interrupted @leesha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Anyone named Peter [lastname] Jr. should be called a re-Pete 0148
Steve Losewood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The biggest difference between Ben Affleck and Matt Damon is that Matt Damon is a good actor. 080
Steve Losewood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When aliens come, we have to give them Taco Bell, otherwise they’ll never truly understand us 2100
Steve Losewood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The marquee Monday night football matchup of Case Keenum vs Andy Dalton. 190
Steve Losewood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Wait they made a fucking spin-off to WandaVision? I’m not sure how I feel about this, though it does fit the theme. 050
Reposted by Steve LosewoodThe Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back theonion.com/animal-facing-extincti… 262003235
Steve Losewood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 28/09/2026As of if I needed another reason to loathe backer-inners 3171
Steve Losewood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Friend Onion restores 20 HP and provides protection from Enemy Shallot 2190
Steve Losewood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 28/09/2026How embarrassing. That pic isn’t Hillary Duff, it’s Haylie Duff. 070
Steve Losewood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 28/09/2026How do you do a YouTube channel? I wanna do one where I eat a chili dog every day on camera (I eat more than one but those are off camera), and I need to make at least $140,000/year in ad revenue. Hit me up if you know how this works, I need to get started pretty quick. 2132
Steve Losewood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Is he crazy? He’s like 80 years old! Should just stick with Always Sunny, he’ll be killed! 060
Steve Losewood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 27/09/2026She didn’t want him to choose Texas. She wanted him to choose Tennessee. But most people don’t know that because nobody’s ever heard the song. 090
Steve Losewood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 27/09/2026People don’t know it because it’s an awful song. Outside of radio stations with some motive for playing it, no one is playing it. I know it only because my car switches to FM radio on its own sometimes and I don’t bother to change it. I live in the south and haven’t heard anyone play/talk about it. 181
Steve Losewood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The arc of the universe licks the taint of justice 260
Reposted by Steve LosewoodLee Foltin @leefoltin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My Instagram ads just keep getting weirder. 1641760
Steve Losewood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Slick Rick wasn’t his real name. His real name was Slick Kevin. He changed it to Rick because it rhymed. 0120
Steve Losewood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I don’t believe in reincarnation because if it was real, my cat could be Hitler. And I don’t think my cat is Hitler. 1110
Steve Losewood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’m honestly shocked that Jared Kushner hasn’t been able to broker a piece deal with Iran. He’s so successful, he must know what he’s doing. 170
Steve Losewood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We’ve got a CODE RED in the Taco Bell: Live Mas Student Section 260
Steve Losewood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The answer is no, they can’t feel pain, and the reason I know is because if the answer was yes they can feel pain, I’d be spending the rest of my life inflicting it upon them 1101
Steve Losewood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The “A&M” in Texas A&M stands for Ass and Magic the Gathering. 3173
Steve Losewood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It’s called 69 because it was the 69th position God and Jesus tried when they invented sex 1191
Steve Losewood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I don’t know what I like more about Arch Manning, that he’s a very stupid asshole, or that he looks like he’s 12 020
Reposted by Steve Losewoodcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/09/2026the "iced coffee at a job interview" discussion is obviously stupid but also a great representation of the fact that every single HR person/recruiter has their own different made up rules for candidates and all of them think they are absolutely correct 423340437
Steve Losewood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 26/09/2026God bless you ET, you are a true American patriot 🇺🇸 🫡 0111
Steve Losewood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I didn’t even know there were 30 people total in Bismarck, North Dakota. But yeah, I’m sure “illegal” immigrants are creating such a problem that it’s necessary to fuck up their lives and the small businesses that rely on their labor, should be great for the local economy. America is getting greater 1141
Steve Losewood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Since it’s basically Christmas, I’m gonna start the It’s Cold Outside discourse with a hot take. The best version is the one by Michael Bublé and Adele Dazeem. 140
Steve Losewood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’m stuck at home because my car is in the shop, and I was gonna put on College Gameday but then I remembered Pat McAfee is on it, so fuck that. 1110
Steve Losewood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I was at the checkout at a grocery store once and it was taking kind of long and the guy in front of me kept angrily muttering, “This is asinine. This is so asinine.” I don’t think he knew what it meant, but he sure liked saying it. I think about him often. 190
Steve Losewood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Next time you walk, think about your bones. You couldn’t do it without em. 2120
Steve Losewood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Whenever quarts of chicken stock are BOGO I buy four of them, and I just realized I have like 20 in the pantry. So yeah, you could say I’m…stocked up. 2171
Steve Losewood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 26/09/2026He ain’t no drag. Papa’s got a brand new bag. Of cat food. For the cats. And they’re excited about it. 280
Steve Losewood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If you can see the individual hairs of your mustache, you don’t have a mustache. You have hairs on your lip. 170
Steve Losewood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I know a little trick for losing weight AND saving money (hint: kids menu) 170
