iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

[bookstore] ME: do you have any books about the study of plants? CLERK: botany? ME: no that's why I'm here

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✨ S U P E R S T A R fish ✨ @quicklycrocodile.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

turns out i don’t quit bad habits so much as shuffle them around a little

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

"Your response to stimuli is stimuli to me" that's so seductive but I assure you I can silent disco without the cap guns

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

new DC superhero just dropped

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

*removes gag ball to make Face ID purchase

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

I imagine what all of you smell like based on your profile pic

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

i really hate being the center of attention all the time *adjusts sombrero

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

me: *waxes poetic* poetic: just leave a landing strip

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Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

[friend] omg youve lost so much weight whats your secret [me] haha thank you groceries cost twice as much now

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Skrill @friorox.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Like Miss Cleo, but I'm here to argue with you. Call me now.

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gooner, the online raccoon on the moon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

starting a tiktok creator journey to become the blow job king of chicago

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Have you tried filling your kitchen sink with warm soapy water about it?

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

*quietly beatboxing while the judge delivers my sentence

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Since social media is terrible now, I mainly go online to argue with Australians about what day it is.

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key @lefttwix.com · 22/12/2024

hinged enough to be relatable, unhinged enough to be entertaining.

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

I’d adjust my meds for you.

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saja 🥀🖤 @saja.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

sorry guys dirty deeds no longer done dirt cheap in 2025 but i think you'll still find my rates competitive

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

You know you’re getting old when you’re waking up on New Year’s Day about the same time you used to get home on New Year’s Eve.

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

I’ve reached the age where I take the ibuprofen before I go out.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

♫ psycho killer, cat cassette ♫

A cat completely tangled up in tape from a cassette.

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

“I'm worth it" I whisper as I take a multivitamin for the first time in weeks

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

HIM: Will you please be serious for a minute? ME: *shakes Magic 8 Ball* mmm ask again later

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𖤐 I̲n̲d̲i̲s̲t̲a̲r̲r̲ 𖤐 @indistarr.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

**drawschalk outline around that other app**

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

When I cook breakfast the kids call it “goth breakfast” because I burn everything.

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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 27/12/2024

my favourite colour? oh it’s in the ultraviolet spectrum, you wouldn’t know it.

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Have you ever had a breakup that was so bad you had to change your text message sound

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

[teaching my kid to be an independent thinker] Google it yourself son

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

MY GRANDMA: The doctor says I'm standard. ME: That's not what STD is short for Grandma.

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Detective Mills: WHAT'S IN THE BOX? Gwyneth: relax darling, it's just a candle Detective Mills: oh dear god no, I really hate Christmas

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

I always give people my full attention unless literally anything pops into my head.

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

If you watch Jaws backwards, it’s really a beautiful, uplifting story of a shark overcoming his bulimia.

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LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙 @lasassypants.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Meet Stanley. Stanley doesn't give a fuck. Not one teenie tiny little fuck. Zero. Fucks. Fuckless.

Stanley the cat, lounging on a shelf, resting on one arm while the other arm hangs off the shelf... looking like a badass boss cat

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Who called it a cub and not the bear minimum?

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Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

i wasn’t built to work i was built for shenanigans and bottomless fries.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Hate is a strong word. I need a stronger one.

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

*buying tampons (on speaker phone) What size is your vagina again?

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𖤐 I̲n̲d̲i̲s̲t̲a̲r̲r̲ 𖤐 @indistarr.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Fun fact: if you’re old enough to remember when a bunch of old farts called the Traveling Wilburys had a coupla hit songs, then you’re now older than they were in the 80s. You’re welcome.

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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

The end is NYE.

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Just used my hand to flip a quesadilla on the hot pan. Am I an abuela now?

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Tell people who are cranky that they’re probably just dehydrated. Works every time.

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𖤐 I̲n̲d̲i̲s̲t̲a̲r̲r̲ 𖤐 @indistarr.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

My 2025 goals include having enough deodorant left at the end to do both pits

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

I don’t want to say it’s been a while since I groomed but my bathroom looks like someone detonated a bomb on a 70’s porn set.

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